“Juan will be assisting you this evening.”
A young Ecuadorian smiles up at Mary and me. He is slender, with thick black hair and open, happy eyes. “Hello,” he says pleasantly.
“Hello,” we echo. Black-pantsed and white-shirted, we, too, are smiley.
And everyone is ready to work.
The manager heads toward the stairs. “Anything you need, you tell Juan and he’ll take care of it.” He leaves us to the banquet room with a backward glance.
“Juan’s one of our best workers.”
It is Friday evening. Nye’s Polonaise’s back-of-house is a maze of staircases, backrooms, and walk-in freezers, one of those places where you have no idea how you got to where you are or how you’d get back to where you started.
Having a personal Juan in such an environment is invaluable.
We fill the glasses all the way with ice, half-way with water. I am fast with a pitcher, and Juan is faster.
Within the first 30 minutes, Juan has run the steps for us innumerable times. Five-gallon buckets of ice, extra forks, Sterno, platters: Juan is amazingly cheerful.
The banquet attendees trickle in, sunburned and relaxed after a company golf outing. They smell of sunscreen and expensive educations.
The restaurant proper is full to capacity, and it is important we keep the dirty dishes and cutlery moving from the table to the dish washer. We watch Juan grab the first short stack of plates out of the tub we’ve hidden discreetly off to one side.
“I will run upstairs, check in with my other tables,” he says. “I will return soon.”
“Juan for President!” I enthuse.
“We’re gonna make tee-shirts that say that,” Mary confides.
Juan smiles modestly and disappears up the steps at a run.
“We’re useless,” Mary observes soberly.
“We’re attractive,” I offer. We smile at each other, look for ways to earn our pay while he is gone, pulling plates, re-filling ice waters, clearing finished drinks from the bar.
Juan comes down the steps, catches us hustling. He smiles and nods. “Very good,” he says. “Good workers.”
We beam at him.
Juan thinks we are good workers.
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32 comments:
Aint it nice when when help is actually HELP. Nothing like bringing in help and you spend the day holding their hands.
Of course now you have to speed up to keep up.
damn, i'm tired just reading that! xoxoxo
I have things I need Juan to take care of.
You and Mary?
LOL!
How about y'all sit with me by the (non-existent) pool, and we let Juan get us something to sip with a little umbrella in it?
We'll tip him generously: I promise! And we'll wear his T-shirts, too. Over our bathing suits.
I'm with Susan!
Note that the manager said, "ONE of our best workers" so he has more Juans and possibly some that are even better. Man, did he luck out with his hiring.
Sounds like a good guy.
I want a Juan.....
You should keep him on full time as a personal assistant. That way when the going got tough, you could deploy the Magic Juan : D
My favorite part is that you looked good! Nothing else really matters.
Comedic follow-up award goes to (drumroll) powdergirl!
I hate him.
It's people like Juan that give bosses the right impression about people like me.
Maybe it's time to plant some gay porn on him and get him fired.
You can still get fired for being gay right?
Was he some Juan to watch over you?
In a world of low standards, it must be nice to have found a fellow hard worker.
I need someone like Juan to run my life.
Great little story Pearl...
a personal Juan - hahahaha - we all need a personal Juan.
What does a good educations smell like?
I'm absolutely confident Juan doesn't have a green card. If he were an American, he'd be a dead beat.
Incidentally, I prefer looks over fast pitchers any day.
Incidentally again, Juan could never be President b/c he wasn't born in this country. Is it wise to create false expectations in a nice foreigner?
Nothing worse than the smell of sunscreen and expensive educations. Of course, I smell like cheap beer and desperation, so who am I to judge?
"sunscreen and expensive educations" Where does it come from? I guess the drug store and rich parents, but still you are amazing with these phrases.
:-) No, Juan will never be president, in this country for five years now. (He also goes to college full time.) People like Juan -- and yes, we all need some Juan to watch over us! -- are what make this country great and are our greatest hope.
It's awesome when you find yourself on team that actually wants to do their work well. Good for Juan - I have a feeling he will succeed.
And smiling with it. Almost too good to be true.
Bless him!
Some Juan? I never thought you would ever deal a hand of lazy puns. Are you giving me the Juan around? ;)
Definitely a good role model!
Jaun more time. Yay for Jaun. Jaun for Mayor of Quito, at the very least....
Have a good day, eh :)
I would like co-workers like Juan.
"They smell of sunscreen and expensive educations."
I loved that. :)
"I love work. I could watch it all day..."
"Juan thinks we are good workers" made me well with pride for the two of you. It really did. :)
Juanderful stuff here.!
Gah. No period intended in that comment.
That is Juan good worker.
...crickets...
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