Every now and then, we here at Acme Gravel and Sprockets take a quiet moment to reflect that, hey, there are worse jobs.
Delivering food on roller skates, for example. Or crime-scene sanitation.
Or working where Margaret does.
“Don’t,” she says, “Tell anyone where this came from, but this is a gen-u-wine email from our VP. Oh, and don’t tell them I work at Global Stickers.”
Sure, I say. That’s safe with me, Miss Margaret Olson, 5248 Lefse Boulevard.
Random Capitalization and Punctuation included for your Pleasure.
Recently I noted on the company bulletin board that the TPS reduction goal for 2016 was met! This was a great accomplishment. We here at Global Stickers had committed to providing a Pizza Party to the Company in the event we reached our Goal, and since we did, Global Stickers is excited to be providing that Pizza Party.
Organizing the Pizza's for your team will be the responsibility of the Manager and supervisor. You will have this party on April 1. Two pieces of pizza per person will be purchased. Drinks will not be provided. Multiply the number of people by 2 and divide by 8 to get the number of large Pizza's to order. Pizza’s must be cheese, pepperoni, or sausage.
You may order from anywhere in town as long as it is Domino’s, Costco, or Pizza Hut. No other’s allowed! I would order them in the morning or even the day before to give them time to fill the order. I have a script if anyone need’s it.
The supervisor or manager should pay for the Pizza's and expect to be reimbursed. Write clearly, using black or blue ink. Be sure to include the name of your department, if anyone took more than two pieces, and the exact start and end time of your celebration. I will review.
Thanks for the determination you’ve shown this last year, and I look forward to posting this coming year’s next initiative. Fingers crossed for next year’s reward: tee-shirt’s from last year’s Inventory Lock-In!
Snidely W. Lash, PhD, OCD, SOB