Again, I will be re-posting until Monday. With just under 1100 pieces from which to choose now, I'm hoping it's not one you've already read.
The songs from my commute, however, are indeed from this morning.
Ladies and gentlemen, inboards and outboards, having made it to the end of another fabulously fulfilling week, we find ourselves subjected, once more, to my benighted ideas regarding clairvoyance.
Do I mean these things? Do I honestly believe that my iPod, set on shuffle, delivers the tools necessary to divine the weekend’s properties?
Sure! Why not!
Shhhh. Let's listen:
Hollywood Swinging by Kool and the Gang
Five on the Five by The Raconteurs
Fame by David Bowie
Time to Pretend by MGMT
Hand and Mouth by Nomo *
A Perfect Twist by Mike Patton
Deft Left Hand by Babyshambles
See that? Things are going to be all right. There may even be some dancing! As usual, however, and as my father suggests, you'll want to continue to avoid the heroin.
iPod predictions are inexact and not to be used for the purposes of gambling.
And now, another story.
Mary has a soft spot for people.
The little weirdo really likes them.
Want to laugh until you fall over? She’s your gal. Lonely? Same person. Afraid that weird woman at the bar is going to come after you when you head for your car?
As she's fond of saying, “Is this a private fight, or can anyone join in?”
And I tell you that to tell you this: Mary’s been visiting an ex-coworker’s elderly mother.
Once a week, Mary takes the bus - and now, in the summer, her bike -- to the nursing home to check on Rose.
It is possible, on some days, that Rose believes Mary is a daughter. And isn’t she? Like a good girl, Mary brings her little treats: flowers, sugar cookies, stories, her full attention.
Rose is not the only person in the home, of course, and Mary knows most of them, brings them jokes and smiles, teases them.
She left her purse and a bag containing a gift – a two-liter bottle of root beer – in the common room the other day while she went to go get Rose. Rose likes a glass of root beer after lunch and dinner.
It aids in her digestion, she says.
When she came back, however, the root beer was out of the bag and in the hands of Bob.
Bob, an 84-year-old man no longer allowed pop due to his diabetes, is almost half-way through the bottle.
“Bob! Drop the pop!”
Bob may be 84, but he’s still taller than Mary; and having found the treat, he is not to be denied. He shakes his head “no” vigorously, droplets of root beer flying, his moustache holding shiny, fragrant beads of the forbidden treat.
“Mph mphh,” he mumbles, his cheeks full to the point of explosion. Bob looks like an elderly, trumpet-free, and guilty Dizzy Gillespie.
Luckily, Mary happens to be fluent in Mumble. “You are too!”
Bob lifts the bottle to his lips, chugs root beer as Mary jumps up and down, swats at his arms. “You know you’re not supposed to have pop, Bob!”
Root beer runs down his chin and onto the front of his shirt as he swallows.
“I’m not,” he challenges between swallows. “I’m not having pop.”
“Oh my God, Bob, you liar,” Mary teases him. “You’re not drinking pop? Right now? You’re not drinking pop?”
“Nope,” Bob says around a mouthful. “Not allowed pop.”
The nursing home authorities are called in, of course – “He looked so happy, but I knew he wasn’t supposed to have it” – and the mostly-finished bottle is wrested from his happy, sticky hands.
Mary reports that Bob harbors no ill will against her.
And he’s the first one at the door when she visits now.
* So groovy. Let's get in the car and just drive...
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