I stepped into the world naked the other day.
That’s right. I left my iPod at work.
It started innocently enough. I was going to charge it. No laws against that yet, right? I can charge my iPod at work?
But then I left it there. And there should be a law against that.
Suddenly the bars and moats surrounding the zoo animals were gone, and there we were, surrounded…
That’s the royal “we”, by the way. I carry extra people with me always – Teddy Roosevelt, Freddie Mercury, Liza Bean Bitey (of the Minneapolis Biteys), you…
So you know what happens when you can’t listen to music, don’t you?
You are forced to listen to the people around you.
Communication, people! It's all about the communication.
So why not, huh? What the hell. I'm gonna listen and learn.
And here’s what I learned the other day:
- Betsy and Scott are still broken up? Like, for good this time? But he keeps going to her house? And she keeps letting him in?
- The best place to see a band is at a small venue.
- Virgins aren’t as virginal as they used to be.
- Ray-Ray sucks.
- Prince is short.
Sheesh. I mean, who didn’t know that Prince was short and that Ray-Ray sucks?
This whole "communication" thing is over-rated.