tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post84181170858818128..comments2023-11-14T20:29:04.094-08:00Comments on Pearl, Why You Little...: And Now, a Word from Your Human Resources DepartmentPearlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-62128049444820617622011-08-23T11:58:27.895-07:002011-08-23T11:58:27.895-07:00You nail the cluelessness so nicely.You nail the cluelessness so nicely.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-2184784281811857922011-08-23T08:11:46.212-07:002011-08-23T08:11:46.212-07:00Maybe it's time for a divorce.Maybe it's time for a divorce.Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01529798893653033970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-18065206466956667532011-08-22T20:24:27.194-07:002011-08-22T20:24:27.194-07:00Great post! It's always a good thing to run ac...Great post! It's always a good thing to run across fellow writers! I'm interested in your book. Would you be into trading book reviews? if so email me timbsbookclub@gmail.com<br /><br />popetimothybowen.blogspot.comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-51294703010239431612011-08-22T20:17:03.880-07:002011-08-22T20:17:03.880-07:00LOL. This is great.
I think all fields attended th...LOL. This is great.<br />I think all fields attended the new strategies meeting.Antares Cryptoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12197876328401157462noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-2399426598900338672011-08-22T18:20:54.975-07:002011-08-22T18:20:54.975-07:00Too real to be comfortable!Too real to be comfortable!Muffy Willowbrookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15792389491137279542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-35453217018312569782011-08-22T18:07:45.338-07:002011-08-22T18:07:45.338-07:00I think if the boss is suffering with domestic cha...I think if the boss is suffering with domestic champagne, then the least the rest of us can do is turn a few tricks or sell some meth on the side to bring in a little money in hard times.<br /><br />signed,<br />not your bossLolamousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12508347229501155001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-29849060124622490912011-08-22T17:59:05.057-07:002011-08-22T17:59:05.057-07:00What a terrible post, hahaha. So true that I don&#...What a terrible post, hahaha. So true that I don't know if one should laugh or cry.Yvonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11506141901518297798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-84062598553691855092011-08-22T17:56:14.473-07:002011-08-22T17:56:14.473-07:00You missed the part about how one should want to d...You missed the part about how one should want to do it for free because it's whats best for the company.<br />Yea, I'm tired of their stupid pep talks too....mamahasspokenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18049292242708654609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-35800144242483657472011-08-22T16:16:07.226-07:002011-08-22T16:16:07.226-07:00Once again I thought I'd be in my cube working...Once again I thought I'd be in my cube working hard, so sorry I dressed down. Was there an email regarding this meeting? :)<br /><a href="http://fragilemouse.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">Jules @ Trying To Get Over The Rainbow</a>Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02136045025997662057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-86427985079682961362011-08-22T15:42:56.589-07:002011-08-22T15:42:56.589-07:00Yes, it IS a mystery, isn't it? *sigh*Yes, it IS a mystery, isn't it? *sigh*Gigihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05467164195744234746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-45986142742620781032011-08-22T14:41:28.872-07:002011-08-22T14:41:28.872-07:00Your appointment with HR is 09.30am Thurs. room 66...Your appointment with HR is 09.30am Thurs. room 666.<br /><br />Please don't be late.<br /><br />Kind regards,<br />HR Support.<br />India.Alistairhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16667242161539996736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-61108011875708114522011-08-22T14:27:40.144-07:002011-08-22T14:27:40.144-07:00Isn't Acme the company that the coyote went to...Isn't Acme the company that the coyote went to for his supplies?Bodacious Boomerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14541581963810435319noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-60939782093277460732011-08-22T13:20:15.542-07:002011-08-22T13:20:15.542-07:00I am sure you have the verbal retort arsenal stock...I am sure you have the verbal retort arsenal stocked for that oh so wonderful day when you get to tell them exactly how you feel. Good luck with the lottery - that's what I'm counting on.....Joyful Thingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13674757601883335329noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-62945600662319675382011-08-22T13:16:13.711-07:002011-08-22T13:16:13.711-07:00I worked for a really small outfit and instead of ...I worked for a really small outfit and instead of speeches, you got invited into the boss' office where he sat with a witness staff member. When you got pulled in a for an unplanned "meeting" you knew your number was up.<br /><br />After reading this, I'm a little glad that my career death was quick. Not without pain, just quick.<br /><br />P.S. This is great satire.lisahgoldenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11158660223296807317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-36676188782345486922011-08-22T13:02:57.920-07:002011-08-22T13:02:57.920-07:00Loved the 'family' link. It sounded like ...Loved the 'family' link. It sounded like some of my fathers threatening 'pep' talks.Elephant's Childhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06650565833097914052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-69794240488541091522011-08-22T12:58:34.058-07:002011-08-22T12:58:34.058-07:00Yeah, I think I was in that meeting a few times be...Yeah, I think I was in that meeting a few times before. It replays itself across the country with a little too much enthusiasm, you ask me.Fragrant Liarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09452052210826471034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-8677953348660441282011-08-22T12:20:44.349-07:002011-08-22T12:20:44.349-07:00are you hiding in my office recording conversation...are you hiding in my office recording conversations?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18430685121832283444noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-35593534209214597812011-08-22T11:19:54.953-07:002011-08-22T11:19:54.953-07:00Sign spinners. They call them sign spinners.
And ...Sign spinners. They call them sign spinners.<br /><br />And they're all going to need workman's comp some day for skin cancer.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08139599163464020063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-15842054005698472782011-08-22T10:53:44.460-07:002011-08-22T10:53:44.460-07:00I am from HR, Pearl. I have always kept my employe...I am from HR, Pearl. I have always kept my employees' interests foremost in my mind while taking decisions. Striaght from the heart, this comes.<br />So how have you been doing?nsiyerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03727614252106495292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-5153365560476483882011-08-22T10:52:26.222-07:002011-08-22T10:52:26.222-07:00I got my eye on a prime freeway off ramp, but am s...I got my eye on a prime freeway off ramp, but am still torn on my strategic business plan. Do I go with the disingenuous heart string puller "Disabled Vet", or try the more basic "Homeless, will work for food". <br /><br />Oh the things they didn't teach us in college...Tom G.http://20prospect.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-11735032361073828632011-08-22T10:12:46.545-07:002011-08-22T10:12:46.545-07:00We don't have Curbside Drug Distribution here ...We don't have Curbside Drug Distribution here ... it is Park Bench Distrubution mostly .. I am sure there are plenty of Back Alley distributions also :(Notes From ABroadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12202279303962539035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-66184611189008324102011-08-22T09:38:22.316-07:002011-08-22T09:38:22.316-07:00As another retiree, I found that to be really funn...As another retiree, I found that to be really funny, but I do feel bad for those who are still trying to keep their job s and make a living!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-92121294171349263702011-08-22T09:19:53.708-07:002011-08-22T09:19:53.708-07:00What you should do is look ole Dirk in the eyes an...What you should do is look ole Dirk in the eyes and say, "Not funny Dirk."<br /><br />What I know you will do is fall on your hands and knees and grovel while wiping your tears on his pant cuffs and slobbering all over his Kenneth Cole's yelling, "No! Not me!!!"Audubon Ronhttp://ducksmahal.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-54642013181619432692011-08-22T08:56:02.197-07:002011-08-22T08:56:02.197-07:00Snicker. Oh, and you forgot the part where we'...Snicker. Oh, and you forgot the part where we're all SUPPOSED to feel like we're "just lucky to have jobs," and therefore will work for scraps and be THANKFUL about it.Stephanie Farishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10461865229341760836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-12340189896695341252011-08-22T08:54:26.279-07:002011-08-22T08:54:26.279-07:00A good survival tool you probably already know and...A good survival tool you probably already know and use to the max. <br /><br />Easier to obtain forgiveness than permission.<br /><br />"I'm sorry I didn't KNOW that was not company policy; not allowed," etc. Let your intern in on it if he survives a week or two of The Cubicle of Pearl.Leeniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17655189620056032790noreply@blogger.com