tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post4026787649961912051..comments2023-11-14T20:29:04.094-08:00Comments on Pearl, Why You Little...: I Ride The BusPearlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-16624263186992634892011-02-21T18:59:48.288-08:002011-02-21T18:59:48.288-08:00Thanks for not only saving our global environment ...Thanks for not only saving our global environment but also our personal bus riding environment.Mrs. Tunahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04547957015150000116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-6254732321766550052011-02-19T14:57:08.288-08:002011-02-19T14:57:08.288-08:00So how long were you at Disney World?
;)So how long were you at Disney World? <br />;)Kipphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280184935295864724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-35246300534730333212011-02-18T15:20:15.268-08:002011-02-18T15:20:15.268-08:00Nice Blog! Would you be interested in sharing your...Nice Blog! Would you be interested in sharing your knowledge and earn AdSense revenue by answering Questions? Check us out.Webanswershttp://www.webanswers.com/_agk0ggiys7/travelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-4345259336595853102011-02-17T04:22:41.648-08:002011-02-17T04:22:41.648-08:00Butt there has to be some exceptions. What if Mr. ...Butt there has to be some exceptions. What if Mr. Butt in the face just follows his butt and makes no conscious choice about where it ends up? I think someone who ate Mexican food for dinner would be a pretty bad butt in the face experience but then we don't have buses here.the walking manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10058913927297370740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-26706214023566659502011-02-17T02:14:16.611-08:002011-02-17T02:14:16.611-08:00See, this is one of the reasons I'm desperatel...See, this is one of the reasons I'm desperately trying not to get too big. I hate being squashed by the person sitting next to me, so I don't EVER want to be the person doing the squashing.Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-46651003023682697452011-02-17T02:02:21.008-08:002011-02-17T02:02:21.008-08:00Who doesn't love zombies? People who don't...Who doesn't love zombies? People who don't ride buses, that's who. Same thing happens here in good ol' Cty Durham. <br /><br />I've had to get on to teenagers for inappropriate behavior. Yes, I was trolling afterwards but still, the fact that I had to say something to them to get them to shut the hell up speaks volumes. <br /><br />Would also like to think that all bus drivers are consistent in the enforcement of current rules/guidelines already in place. Alas. Le sigh.OKinUKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03555273626929715243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-65259243160333942682011-02-16T23:07:11.324-08:002011-02-16T23:07:11.324-08:00I love Shaun of the Dead, but I can't watch it...I love Shaun of the Dead, but I can't watch it at night...<br /><br />I have limited bus experience, but it was the blaring music from other people's earplugs that really irritated me. How loud do you need it? Yikes.Allegro ma non troppohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04429615833285806779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-69546706650896819812011-02-16T21:54:36.233-08:002011-02-16T21:54:36.233-08:00I hate riding the bus more than just about anythin...I hate riding the bus more than just about anything. I would rather sit in my car for an extra house than ride the bus. One good thing about being unemployed is.... you guessed it.... not riding the bus!On My Soapboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17192701216999273624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-62445129078795468372011-02-16T19:53:56.996-08:002011-02-16T19:53:56.996-08:00Butts should ALWAYS be kept to one's self. (Un...Butts should ALWAYS be kept to one's self. (Unless one is in the privacy of one's own residence, where everyone else should just butt out.) <br /><br />Mama called 'em your private parts for a good reason. <br /><br />Nobody else wants 'em.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08139599163464020063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-16660979813151813512011-02-16T18:31:14.966-08:002011-02-16T18:31:14.966-08:00Hehe....I have never had the pleasure of experienc...Hehe....I have never had the pleasure of experiencing the Bus Ride to and from wherever...so I'll trust your take on it.<br />AND I wholeheartedly agree with your rule list;))Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07040738593336836064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-64301143504554502332011-02-16T14:45:53.277-08:002011-02-16T14:45:53.277-08:00You know, I keep thinking I should rule the world ...You know, I keep thinking I should rule the world - but now I'm thinking that we (you and me) should be in charge. Who do we talk to about that?Gigihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05467164195744234746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-11087223371251885992011-02-16T14:17:52.293-08:002011-02-16T14:17:52.293-08:00I am duly impressed with out wisdom. :)
GeorgeI am duly impressed with out wisdom. :)<br />GeorgeGorgeousGeorgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01122687368936107406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-77130086778499844202011-02-16T13:56:25.722-08:002011-02-16T13:56:25.722-08:00Your story made me glad that I drive to work. Forg...Your story made me glad that I drive to work. Forget the bus, there is not bus here any way except for those big yellow ones meant for the ages of 3-18. Besides, lucky me only lives five minutes from work.<br />Yea, so much for saving that enviroment for me.mamahasspokenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18049292242708654609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-77663256748079327402011-02-16T13:19:40.426-08:002011-02-16T13:19:40.426-08:00Great bus rules! I used the bus a lot in Vancouver...Great bus rules! I used the bus a lot in Vancouver, I recognized all those people.Bellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14175778756449339363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-66878310944729400252011-02-16T12:52:42.558-08:002011-02-16T12:52:42.558-08:00There once was a man named Gus
Who always rode on ...There once was a man named Gus<br />Who always rode on the bus<br />He was too drunk to walk, but sure loved to talk<br />...fuck, I can't think of a creative last ending to this limerick. I had high hopes for it too.<br /><br />Award Winning. Very funny!The Lissst!https://www.blogger.com/profile/04582391902376083797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-6645843510681389652011-02-16T11:26:28.743-08:002011-02-16T11:26:28.743-08:00Hilarious! People aren't going to follow the r...Hilarious! People aren't going to follow the rules, no matter how much sense they make!Pat Tilletthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17699973774273291205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-58502936029397157502011-02-16T11:02:53.027-08:002011-02-16T11:02:53.027-08:00LOL! Great rule set - if only people actually abid...LOL! Great rule set - if only people actually abided by them :-(Dr. Cynicismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15685005782516868520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-42562802237699835122011-02-16T10:18:06.913-08:002011-02-16T10:18:06.913-08:00“Braaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnnnnssss”.
I think that sums ...<i>“Braaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnnnnssss”. </i><br /><br />I think that sums it up nicely.Douglashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09752593286034877538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-34352916266404359612011-02-16T10:09:52.235-08:002011-02-16T10:09:52.235-08:00This is very reasonable and politely worded, Pearl...This is very reasonable and politely worded, Pearl. I especially like: "if you could keep your backpack and/or your butt from hitting the head of the person on the aisle seat, that would be optimal."<br /><br />Thanks for your comment. It made me smile a lot. I've gotta read some Shalom. Yiddish is my favorite language. I don't know it well, but I try to keep it alive. Oh, and Stinky's finger - priceless! <br /><br />xoRobynRawknrobyn.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15997241410192066577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-74380695948775584722011-02-16T09:58:35.204-08:002011-02-16T09:58:35.204-08:00Exactly. All right-thinking bus riders agree with ...Exactly. All right-thinking bus riders agree with you. The rest have no braaaaaiiinnnssss to begin with.WrathofDawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06631918111665596235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-12544062877373923242011-02-16T09:49:48.178-08:002011-02-16T09:49:48.178-08:00love your writing your storytelling is capitvating...love your writing your storytelling is capitvatingRebeccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10213055916162799647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-73088614268929761952011-02-16T09:25:30.497-08:002011-02-16T09:25:30.497-08:00Thanks for the laugh...when I was in college I rod...Thanks for the laugh...when I was in college I rode the bus frequently and I totally support your rules! <br />AMEN!!! especially to all body parts inside the clothes...Tracyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12795817810030681267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-69543326521331183692011-02-16T09:10:09.352-08:002011-02-16T09:10:09.352-08:00I like the butt rules. I think you should get a N...I like the butt rules. I think you should get a Nobel Peace Prize for them - if the world would just follow, wouldn't it be a nicer place?Hutchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14017047075501507818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-49566695294321431852011-02-16T08:56:55.652-08:002011-02-16T08:56:55.652-08:00You almost make me want to ride the bus...almost.You almost make me want to ride the bus...almost.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-57124543516951655312011-02-16T08:18:00.189-08:002011-02-16T08:18:00.189-08:00I feel you should also include:
-Bathe at a minimu...I feel you should also include:<br />-Bathe at a minimum of once a week if you insist on riding the bus.<br />-If the guy two seats in front of you can hear your John Mayer and Bollywood-esq mix even though you have headphones on your music is too loud. <br />-Refrain from talking to yourself, as well as making animal noises, and do not look around crazily afterward as if you don't know where the sounds came from.Cake Betchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05566515247565039869noreply@blogger.com