tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post1550796502310585108..comments2023-11-14T20:29:04.094-08:00Comments on Pearl, Why You Little...: Next Up, The Inner JackassPearlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-86655017917919276172016-03-16T16:12:12.358-07:002016-03-16T16:12:12.358-07:00I have a monkey, too. It's really cute. I'...I have a monkey, too. It's really cute. I'll bet yours is, too. And also, I'll bet your monkey is so unique that it probably should not be harnessed for the good of all mankind. What would happen if Charlotte had been harnessed and couldn't write all those words that saved Wilbur? What would have happened if if Wilson had been harassed and couldn't keep Tom Hanks sane? What would have happened if Scientology had been harnessed and Tom Cruise never jumped on a couch for our amusement? I'm not sure where I'm going with this, but I'm having fun. I love monkeys. LET YOUR MONKEY GO FREE. Okay, my monkey and I will be wanderin' off now. We'll be drinking two towns over if you need us.Chickens Consiglierehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13838651895340049983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-61358141954404574522016-02-21T08:50:42.371-08:002016-02-21T08:50:42.371-08:00Good luck with that.Good luck with that.vanillahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11978025976591113499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-37281679885935328952016-02-01T11:55:17.162-08:002016-02-01T11:55:17.162-08:00Mine is more like Curious George.Mine is more like Curious George.Jonohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18170214396483091419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-32883257348984202552016-01-30T15:08:56.803-08:002016-01-30T15:08:56.803-08:00Did you know that monkeys like to ride donkeys, ju...Did you know that monkeys like to ride donkeys, just sayingJo-Anne's Ramblingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11418152399382818709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-69028017139904846382016-01-30T13:12:35.087-08:002016-01-30T13:12:35.087-08:00Your inner monkey is the reason I cannot go to Yog...Your inner monkey is the reason I cannot go to Yoga classes. I am the woman in gold sprinkles and I know everyone will be laughing at me, not in a kind way. <br /><br />Why don't they have yoga clothes that do not show your rolls?<br />fmcgmccllchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00184250774341700041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-20946040021464180912016-01-30T12:01:41.037-08:002016-01-30T12:01:41.037-08:00My inner monkey is trying to escape. Very little k...My inner monkey is trying to escape. Very little keeps mine in control. The older you get, the less you care about doe doe birds.Linda O'Connellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15982895073903619018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-89291463569430878942016-01-30T05:22:17.540-08:002016-01-30T05:22:17.540-08:00Chore monkeys have been around for generations. Mi...Chore monkeys have been around for generations. Mine is kind of an open secret around here. After all, as John, Paul, George, and Ringo so famously (albeit ungrammatically) wrote, everybody's got something to hide except...well...him and me.<br /><br />https://youtu.be/MxFQrBKk6gEAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-6339028248434188602016-01-29T23:05:41.383-08:002016-01-29T23:05:41.383-08:00Good luck. My experience with The Monkey has been...Good luck. My experience with The Monkey has been other. As I age she becomes less discreet, and sometimes she is very loud. I suggest caution when trying to keep the lid on her. Explosions happen.Pondsidehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02407539138546412482noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-10720740598823158372016-01-29T20:34:19.802-08:002016-01-29T20:34:19.802-08:00What Linda and Savannah said! Love that inner mon...What Linda and Savannah said! Love that inner monkey. Makes my senior years so much more fun.Watsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16609173450576055443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-28538269553919046142016-01-29T18:36:00.103-08:002016-01-29T18:36:00.103-08:00so we'll be hearing from the new and improved ...so we'll be hearing from the new and improved Pearl? <br />Don't tie that harness too tight, brain explosions aren't pretty.Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-66929952193284083922016-01-29T17:05:27.242-08:002016-01-29T17:05:27.242-08:00Does that same monkey encourage you to pick your n...Does that same monkey encourage you to pick your noses while sitting in a window seat on the bus, giving a show to those outside the zoo, I mean bus?sagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17499891950639742366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-6901881967225623572016-01-29T16:50:34.236-08:002016-01-29T16:50:34.236-08:00You might want to stock up on bananas and peanuts ...You might want to stock up on bananas and peanuts to help keep that little monkey busy (and quiet). :)Conniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03865193802444007545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-87317575320624617262016-01-29T15:42:33.185-08:002016-01-29T15:42:33.185-08:00Too bad you couldn't turn the Inner Monkey int...Too bad you couldn't turn the Inner Monkey into a Chore Monkey. But the next best thing is getting the varmint by the scruff of the neck and making him listen. <br /><br />Less fodder for blog posts, though. Boo.jenny_ohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15475480579733466963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-11570456065725668142016-01-29T14:03:41.375-08:002016-01-29T14:03:41.375-08:00It's not easy to get a grip on your inner monk...It's not easy to get a grip on your inner monkey.....that little devil has caused some problems in my own life. I wish you luck Pearl. One incidence at a time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-57157395519825386392016-01-29T13:58:43.034-08:002016-01-29T13:58:43.034-08:00As long as the monkey doesn't resort to poo fl...As long as the monkey doesn't resort to poo flinging I feel fortunate.Leeniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17655189620056032790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-89254264631183425072016-01-29T13:32:38.181-08:002016-01-29T13:32:38.181-08:00Fro Linda & Savannah--I'm 81 & my inne...Fro Linda & Savannah--I'm 81 & my inner monkey is senile!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-73040432191945600172016-01-29T12:41:31.035-08:002016-01-29T12:41:31.035-08:00So what is your secret? My Inner Monkey is triump...So what is your secret? My Inner Monkey is triumphant here. Often. Too often.Elephant's Childhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06650565833097914052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-31575032972793040432016-01-29T11:27:40.244-08:002016-01-29T11:27:40.244-08:00Gadzooks! First a Chore Monkey. Now an Inner Monke...Gadzooks! First a Chore Monkey. Now an Inner Monkey. I think maybe you're spending too much time watching the Animal Planet Channel, Pearl.Catalysthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03804837416104556928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-27747150478476321592016-01-29T10:49:34.404-08:002016-01-29T10:49:34.404-08:00New stages are fun. Maybe your inner monkey will g...New stages are fun. Maybe your inner monkey will grow to enjoy it too. :-DMisha Gerrickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06364173848456424521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-63277497373218825692016-01-29T08:38:29.159-08:002016-01-29T08:38:29.159-08:00Savannah is right. I'm 73 & I don't g...Savannah is right. I'm 73 & I don't give a damn when my monkey speaks out. It's that freeing up as you age thing I guess. Will be interested to see how you do with controlling yours.Lindahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11586429675286969340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-61454661673902204362016-01-29T08:33:26.604-08:002016-01-29T08:33:26.604-08:00Hari OM
Control is a wonderful buzz... and monkeys...Hari OM<br />Control is a wonderful buzz... and monkeys love buzz almost as much as bananas. Let her snack quietly in that back room... YAM xxYamini MacLeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18383916589808462620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-92038113030894107912016-01-29T07:09:48.143-08:002016-01-29T07:09:48.143-08:00just so you know, your inner monkey will make her ...just so you know, your inner monkey will make her full-on-out-there-OMG-did-i-just-say-that-out-loud appearance again in your senior years and it won't matter...<i>according to a friend of mine</i>! :) xoxoxosavannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.com