tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post852067925245403396..comments2023-11-14T20:29:04.094-08:00Comments on Pearl, Why You Little...: Love Isn’t The Only Thing That Means Never Having to Say You’re SorryPearlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-79134087731060685512009-06-15T23:16:58.231-07:002009-06-15T23:16:58.231-07:00My money is on the waitress "dumping it out&q...My money is on the waitress "dumping it out". Back in the day, I used to manage bouncers in a night club. A couple of the bouncers had this habit where they would seek out attractive women with their boyfriends and make "Napalm runs". In other words, they were passin gas. They thought it was hilarious because quite a few times, the girl would blame her boyfriend for passing gas. <br /><br />For the life of me, I have no idea why I hired those two.It's McTwitter!https://www.blogger.com/profile/11653486245461574788noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-49102220259913103302009-06-15T19:40:04.535-07:002009-06-15T19:40:04.535-07:00Reminds me of that Seinfeld where the valet parker...Reminds me of that Seinfeld where the valet parker permanently fouls Jerry's car with his BO and he can't even sell it to a used car place.KMcJosephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10658672109033681560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-54681386229492406872009-06-15T19:19:32.384-07:002009-06-15T19:19:32.384-07:00That's awful! I'm so sorry. I'm sorr...That's awful! I'm so sorry. I'm sorry you have to work for peanuts, too. <br />It was nice hearing from you today. Thanks for stopping by!<br /><br />Hugs!!Green-Eyed Momsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10175981627284967050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-24692869533873754492009-06-15T18:57:58.392-07:002009-06-15T18:57:58.392-07:00Yikes. Time to break out the charcoal-lined underp...Yikes. Time to break out the charcoal-lined underpants, methinks.Warty Mammalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07942793134631438689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-90090733713430692852009-06-15T17:43:45.348-07:002009-06-15T17:43:45.348-07:00Roshni, I had not looked at it that way. :-D
Fan...Roshni, I had not looked at it that way. :-D<br /><br />Fancy Schmancy, I enjoy a posting with a sense of humor!<br /><br />Fragrant Liar, that’s what I was thinking! <br /><br />Icky, always with the witticisms. :-DPearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-1258342439123291672009-06-15T17:25:11.967-07:002009-06-15T17:25:11.967-07:00Ahhh the delicate art of crop dusting.
Often prefo...Ahhh the delicate art of crop dusting.<br />Often preformed by waiters...but a waitress?ICKYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11687494703922381386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-19181914558696178242009-06-15T16:02:13.901-07:002009-06-15T16:02:13.901-07:00Yeesh, dinner, a bachelorette party, and gas. What...Yeesh, dinner, a bachelorette party, and gas. What could be more fun?Fragrant Liarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09452052210826471034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-40633430836818591742009-06-15T14:37:12.483-07:002009-06-15T14:37:12.483-07:00I worked in a place that had actual signs in the b...I worked in a place that had actual signs in the breakroom stating, "dousing yourself with perfume or cologne is no substitute for soap and water!".Fancy Schmancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12820338705876627799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-54568647468651749552009-06-15T14:11:20.355-07:002009-06-15T14:11:20.355-07:00eeks!! Sounds like she wanted you to leave soon!!eeks!! Sounds like she wanted you to leave soon!!Roshnihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01107573625336456428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-24043086031738777942009-06-15T14:06:16.232-07:002009-06-15T14:06:16.232-07:00EB, Note to self: check upper lip before going ou...EB, Note to self: check upper lip before going out. :-D My brother says that, btw. <br />"What's that smell?"<br />"Your upper lip."<br /><br />Madame deFarge, I believe I sat next to one of your Tesco employees on the bus the other day. Smelled like sauerkraut? One wonky eye?Pearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-22579403249341908922009-06-15T14:03:41.527-07:002009-06-15T14:03:41.527-07:00My local Tesco's (supermarket) has several gen...My local Tesco's (supermarket) has several gentlemen who are strangers to hygiene. Gives me the vapours every time I go in. Quite foul.Madame DeFargehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08172239340844485940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-8629617349514458762009-06-15T13:25:48.787-07:002009-06-15T13:25:48.787-07:00I'm sure it was just your upper lip.
That'...I'm sure it was just your upper lip.<br /><br />That's usually the culprit. And by the way - it's a great topic. If only to make sure that you clean your upper lip before you go out in public. Great public service announcement.Eskimo Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02620064453780055916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-10383980465663983182009-06-15T13:25:08.082-07:002009-06-15T13:25:08.082-07:00Ah, dagnabit Susan, now where were you with that s...Ah, dagnabit Susan, now where were you with that suggestion Saturday night?! That would've been perfect.<br /><br />"And a little something EXTRA for you, my dear woman."Pearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-36487342494545103492009-06-15T13:23:14.972-07:002009-06-15T13:23:14.972-07:00GUH ROSS!! And hysterical. Did you have any Beano...GUH ROSS!! And hysterical. Did you have any Beano to add to her tip?Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16258150805363212464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-89507017447205095932009-06-15T12:55:20.989-07:002009-06-15T12:55:20.989-07:00IB, I wanted to say that I could beat that with th...IB, I wanted to say that I could beat that with the bearded woman (really and truly) at a Denny’s I used to go to in Central Wisconsin, but no. I think you beat me.<br /><br />Hogday, Ah! I see tomorrow’s blog…<br /><br />Baldy Fella, we could only have WISHED that she stood alone. Honestly.<br /><br />Powdergirl, we’ve discussed our heavy tipping habits in the past, and yep, she pushed us. We still tipped her good. The service was fine…<br /><br />Under the Influence, it was an amazing display…<br /><br />DouglasDyer, it IS saying something, isn’t it?! Some of the women there were really hurting for attention…<br /><br />Chris, I’m sorry to say that after 352 straight posts, there was bound to be an, um, stinker in there somewhere. :-) <br /><br />Giantspeckledchihuahua, you are my kind of lady!<br /><br />Kate, it was pretty bad. Fortunately, the ventilation in the place was decent.<br /><br />@eloh, you’re on to me! :-D No, honestly there was some joking eventually about blaming it “on the dog” and offers to check each others “drawers” in case someone needed a change, but it wasn’t the worst thing I’ve had happen at a bar!<br /><br />iNDefatigable, oh, don’t let the fairer sex kid you.<br /><br />Douglas, I’m only now beginning to see the wisdom of carrying a dog with you at all times…Pearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-57138923641660609582009-06-15T11:31:05.526-07:002009-06-15T11:31:05.526-07:00You should have brought Nooter along... (or any ot...You should have brought Nooter along... (or any other dog).<br /><br />http://www.nooterthedog.com/?p=717Douglashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09752593286034877538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-71868979791227528702009-06-15T11:30:20.670-07:002009-06-15T11:30:20.670-07:00I'm glad it's not just guys who blame each...I'm glad it's not just guys who blame each other for rank odors.MJenkshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12761003604210840898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-53745455182361929742009-06-15T11:27:32.849-07:002009-06-15T11:27:32.849-07:00So, the moral of the story is you got away with it...So, the moral of the story is you got away with it by blaming the waitress. Hummm I've always blamed one of my kids or the person at the table behind me. Interesting concept here, Pearl.@elohhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15974297923741455898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-79118239934441688682009-06-15T10:20:31.294-07:002009-06-15T10:20:31.294-07:00That's awful! How gross. At least you all had ...That's awful! How gross. At least you all had a good sense of humor about it.Kate Coveny Hoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18006589284938683965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-79307113685092276782009-06-15T08:41:28.923-07:002009-06-15T08:41:28.923-07:00I waitressed for years and years and years, and I ...I waitressed for years and years and years, and I made damn good money at it, until the government stepped in which is about when i quit waitressing.<br /><br />I feel it is my solemn duty to let wait staff know when they are screwing up so when they get their lousy tip, why they got a lousy tip. they always get a chance to make things right. I am an over 20% tipper, if you're good (love to make a waiters' or waitresses day) that smelly waitress would have heard about it from me, and if she didn't fix the problem she would have felt it in her pocket book later.<br /><br />Oh! whenever possible, I leave the bus person or bartender with a great tip so the wait person hears about it later...Cyndi and Stumpyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15945219976457829612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-5314633105468021272009-06-15T08:32:18.076-07:002009-06-15T08:32:18.076-07:00And a little-known corrolary to the "just bec...And a little-known corrolary to the "just because it stretches doesn't mean it fits" rule . . . <br /><br />"Just because it's unusual doesn't mean your readers want to know about it."<br /><br />Just an FYI, my dear Pearlie-Q.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-87302336214461110472009-06-15T08:31:24.463-07:002009-06-15T08:31:24.463-07:00To be the most offensive person in the crowd you d...To be the most offensive person in the crowd you described is really saying something.DouglasDyerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04170959462409801220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-49389662557068710352009-06-15T08:15:49.102-07:002009-06-15T08:15:49.102-07:00Gag.Gag.Kimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02921336810725430983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-55354100829858032942009-06-15T08:06:49.937-07:002009-06-15T08:06:49.937-07:00I think that would really tax my habitual 20% tipp...I think that would really tax my habitual 20% tipping rule(one I believe you share) and I'd really feel like all of my tips should be delivered in the form of advice.<br />or maybe a polite inquiry "did you shit your PANTS?"<br />A nasty smell can make me cry!anonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03703233313854600531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-18082465707468973532009-06-15T07:39:30.450-07:002009-06-15T07:39:30.450-07:00Proving the old adage:- "Laugh and the world ...Proving the old adage:- "Laugh and the world laughs with you. Fart and you stand alone."That Baldy Fellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01049009604878359923noreply@blogger.com