tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post8196391470079251584..comments2023-11-14T20:29:04.094-08:00Comments on Pearl, Why You Little...: Employment-Time for BonzoPearlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-73459215944204021832010-02-08T02:51:55.187-08:002010-02-08T02:51:55.187-08:00I follow only my own direction, I'm all zen th...I follow only my own direction, I'm all zen that way. In the spirit of zen'ness and fung shway and whatnots ... bring me a monkey ... I have chores that still need to be done during my meditation hour! And really ... someone needs to tug on Sookie's rope from time to time!SweetPeaSurryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17193034370248526025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-6062007073596859482010-02-07T09:15:09.949-08:002010-02-07T09:15:09.949-08:00I have to disagree with Molly. Monkeys make me lau...I have to disagree with Molly. Monkeys make me laugh all the time as an adult. Just the word "monkey" makes me giggle. Do they sell monkeys on craigslist? Man, I wish I had a monkey.Irisheyeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12409929875394381087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-48101420460460465142010-02-07T05:51:10.656-08:002010-02-07T05:51:10.656-08:00Back in my previous life of servitude, we often th...Back in my previous life of servitude, we often thought they would replace us with monkeys on roller skates. We then learned that the company found it was cheaper to train and pay us so the idea was scrapped. I suspect they were just afraid of PETA, though, or the prospect of lawsuits charging species discrimination. I did think they might have shaved a few and slipped them in... but only in management positions.Douglashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09752593286034877538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-64126110884632479412010-02-07T04:36:04.180-08:002010-02-07T04:36:04.180-08:00Don't worry paper can be re-cycled and we make...Don't worry paper can be re-cycled and we make lists all the time due to our memory lapses. And think of the fleas.<br />Lovely droll post:)Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01529798893653033970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-50372590510139611932010-02-06T22:08:45.809-08:002010-02-06T22:08:45.809-08:00Yes, I know that look, I've had it a couple of...Yes, I know that look, I've had it a couple of times from my cutrrent boss! (At least you <i>over</i>-printed, though - could have been worse, no?)Gadjo Dilohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08998278830936531990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-66667993842630699662010-02-06T19:52:34.667-08:002010-02-06T19:52:34.667-08:00Oh my goodness, Pearl. When I was a new manager tr...Oh my goodness, Pearl. When I was a new manager training my first team, I got sick of the constant whining from the masses. At one of our team meetings I actually said, "Listen! This is not a difficult job. A trained monkey could do it."<br /><br />That team ended up loving me as a manager. To this very day...I don't know why. Bunch of monkeys!Marlahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18000815937078399278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-87627177131328179242010-02-06T19:13:51.627-08:002010-02-06T19:13:51.627-08:00Your job is safe Pearl...
Monkeys have recently fo...Your job is safe Pearl...<br />Monkeys have recently formed their own union....your boss won't want any part of that.<br />=]Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-40716422648762577532010-02-06T18:43:42.253-08:002010-02-06T18:43:42.253-08:00I am convinced that the reason monkeys fling their...I am convinced that the reason monkeys fling their poo at each other is that they lack the vocal ability and facial experessions that let them express that 'look of utter disappointment' with another monkey's actions that we humans have perfected. One of the best pieces of teaching advice that I ever got was to study your face in a mirror and work on a few expressions that perfectly project your feelings at certain student misbehaviors. After that you don't have to discipline anyone by being mean or yelling. One look from Mr H is as deadly as a wack with a rular would have been in the past. I do this 'eyebrow squishy lip thing' that has them begging for their mommies.<br /><br />p.s. after that house monkey tore that woman's face off I figured this 'training monkeys to do anything' movement would lose steam but I guess I was wrong. If I didn't already have issues with the Octopus I would be all over this 'overindulging the monkey problem' in our society. I am reminded of a Kramer quote when he got in a fight with Barry the Monkey.<br /><br />"But Mr. Kramer, he is just an innocent primate."<br /><br />"Well so am I!"Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolnesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08408150910056369989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-8319310765533286762010-02-06T18:38:19.058-08:002010-02-06T18:38:19.058-08:00Posts like this depress me... am I the only person...Posts like this depress me... am I the only person that has been outsmarted by monkeys on numerous occasions?@elohhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15974297923741455898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-37044908623468936872010-02-06T14:54:47.046-08:002010-02-06T14:54:47.046-08:00I tried employing monkeys, but fired them all afte...I tried employing monkeys, but fired them all after I got tired of monkey buggers on copies... they were always picking their nose and scratching their a**. I'm now on PETA's black list for contributing to monkey homelessness.sagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17499891950639742366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-86269752065354395892010-02-06T14:54:09.130-08:002010-02-06T14:54:09.130-08:00Thanks alot, Jeanne. Geez. Nightmares!
Anyway, a...Thanks alot, Jeanne. Geez. Nightmares!<br /><br />Anyway, a pulp wood tree 20 inches in diameter, 30 feet long will produce approximately 3,120 reams of paper. Of course that depends on the quality of the paper. And the tree doesn't actually produce the paper. It just supplies the raw material. And that does include the ream wrapper. We don't want a ream with out a wrapper now would we?<br /><br />Pearl, may I call you Pearl?<br /><br />Pearl, two words: re cycle. <br /> <br />and i don't mean in the men's room. <br />been there done that ouch.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-88863609573385433222010-02-06T14:20:25.403-08:002010-02-06T14:20:25.403-08:00I have a friend who's quadriplegic, and those ...I have a friend who's quadriplegic, and those trained monkeys scare the shit out of him. He says, "What if it went crazy and decided to rip off my face? I couldn't do anything to stop it."<br /><br />So now they totally creep me out.Jeanne Estridgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13096521122802823385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-4789331165676774082010-02-06T12:32:22.881-08:002010-02-06T12:32:22.881-08:00Most fast food restaurants employ trainable monkey...Most fast food restaurants employ trainable monkeys!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-24415682146043903772010-02-06T12:30:37.119-08:002010-02-06T12:30:37.119-08:00Do you watch the Super Bowl commercials? Remember ...Do you watch the Super Bowl commercials? Remember the careerbuilder.com monkey commercials? There was a whole series; my favorite involved a PowerPoint presentation. This must have been two years ago, when I totally felt like I was working with monkeys and when I saw these I'm not sure whether I laughed or cried or both.Nancy/BLissed-Out Grandmahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17223278142557533175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-30859011872321929962010-02-06T11:49:33.212-08:002010-02-06T11:49:33.212-08:00We can't afford to use the monkeys - they'...We can't afford to use the monkeys - they've had more training than the people and consequently score higher on the pay and grading scales.<br /><br />The good news is that replacing senior executives with Barbary macaques results in no appreciable loss of leadership within the organisation.Kevin Musgrovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14472110857057175327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-63549335540653924252010-02-06T11:32:46.673-08:002010-02-06T11:32:46.673-08:00*EEK EEK*
Chimp kisses!
Aloha, Friend!
Comfo...*EEK EEK*<br /><br />Chimp kisses!<br /><br /><br /><br />Aloha, Friend!<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://comfortspiral.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">Comfort Spiral</a>Cloudiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05853753108637831069noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-59211317324622259172010-02-06T11:20:32.678-08:002010-02-06T11:20:32.678-08:00I hope you didn't blubber about it (that's...I hope you didn't blubber about it (that's what I would have done). Of course, no monkey could ever do that so maybe you should!Ms Sparrowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03417670251423549014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-6768905038978678682010-02-06T10:49:56.900-08:002010-02-06T10:49:56.900-08:00Your comic genius is astounding!
"And in all...Your comic genius is astounding!<br /><br />"And in all fairness to him, he seemed to be genuinely unaware that he had needed them in the first place."<br /><br />I don't think a monkey has ever made me laugh. No - that's a lie.<br />I don't think a monkey has ever made me laugh in adulthood.<br /><br />Chances are you might just about possibly be still safe in your employment.Molly Potterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16322262170382594290noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-70800568599909519522010-02-06T10:18:38.724-08:002010-02-06T10:18:38.724-08:00ugh! so hate that look! but then again thats why i...ugh! so hate that look! but then again thats why i work with preschoolers!! theres a whole lot of creative license and no copies required!!!:)Debbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17680221201312100448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-54498196706285786942010-02-06T09:55:08.660-08:002010-02-06T09:55:08.660-08:00But most monkeys couldn't reach the buttons on...But most monkeys couldn't reach the buttons on a photocopier and certainly couldn't clear the paper jams. So, you're still indispensable.Madame DeFargehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08172239340844485940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-54059913165825106332010-02-06T08:13:09.590-08:002010-02-06T08:13:09.590-08:00These talented monkeys, they don't throw poo u...These talented monkeys, they don't throw poo under pressure do they? If so do they clean it up?<br /><br />BTW, I've learned that my Madpie monkey can poo on demand.<br />Have a great weekend.The mad woman behind the bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15329865928939993983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-70889905329714784792010-02-06T08:01:02.164-08:002010-02-06T08:01:02.164-08:00I'm sorry about your recent bout of Monkey Hum...I'm sorry about your recent bout of Monkey Humiliation (<-- Official technical jargon, I kid you not.) If it's any consolation, "people" named Zippy get to wear cute clothes.<br /><br />Better days ahead, that's for sure. SF~~~~~*SparkleFarkelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07354679950013636478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-65399882982109944582010-02-06T07:57:35.107-08:002010-02-06T07:57:35.107-08:00Can they do laundry and windows?Can they do laundry and windows?troutayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11890447950305607314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-86906903022052418772010-02-06T07:54:20.242-08:002010-02-06T07:54:20.242-08:00Where do we find these elusive Monkeys. I don'...Where do we find these elusive Monkeys. I don't have many years left with the kids and I need replacements. ;DSkippyMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09479661523059481730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-17940126252188672892010-02-06T07:43:42.802-08:002010-02-06T07:43:42.802-08:00Have the monkeys bring you drinks. And a shredder....Have the monkeys bring you drinks. And a shredder.Irish Gumbohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07386134334156997186noreply@blogger.com