tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post759864694851216366..comments2023-11-14T20:29:04.094-08:00Comments on Pearl, Why You Little...: You Didn’t Ask for Any Advice, But…Pearlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-51159090972279810022009-10-15T20:27:22.434-07:002009-10-15T20:27:22.434-07:00Never trust a dog to watch your food. Always brin...Never trust a dog to watch your food. Always bring emergency money on a date. You never know if you might get stranded. Always wear clean underwear, you might be in an accident. If you don't want to go out with a boy, tell him you're grounded - your Mom will back you up on that one. If you're drunk, call us for a safe ride home. We'll wait until morning to chew you out. Words to live by.AdriansCrazyLifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04463022076036044242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-2290657947817662272009-10-12T08:42:22.413-07:002009-10-12T08:42:22.413-07:00It was a great philosopher -- whose name escapes m...It was a great philosopher -- whose name escapes me at the moment -- who said: "Things that are free cost the most."Berownehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09524661173663604641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-80499921831138716982009-10-11T07:46:40.986-07:002009-10-11T07:46:40.986-07:00"Don’t tattoo your neck."
I try to tell..."Don’t tattoo your neck."<br /><br />I try to tell kids this all the time, but do they listen?SUEB0Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16301963922769609715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-81264736282554057502009-10-11T03:31:13.126-07:002009-10-11T03:31:13.126-07:00I should check out all my old school cohort to see...I should check out all my old school cohort to see how many have piles as a result of sitting on the cast iron radiators in winter despite the dire warnings of all our mothers.<br />But, more interestingly to me, why did all our mothers so warn us? Folk myth, or did every parent have piles?the fly in the webhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04563871975125538755noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-50981298437865465282009-10-11T01:22:42.314-07:002009-10-11T01:22:42.314-07:00Blacktop on the other hand is a dream in the winte...<i>Blacktop</i> on the other hand is a dream in the winter. When we were forced outside during recess every day in the middle of Chicago winters, I'd seek out a sunny patch of blacktop near the building and lie down on my own personal sunbed.<br /><br />Weird minds have simple escapes...Christine Gramhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13783180729146518061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-65525916227783910622009-10-10T22:10:38.347-07:002009-10-10T22:10:38.347-07:00Hi! "Discounted sushi is not a bargain."...Hi! "Discounted sushi is not a bargain."<br /><br />My grandfather used to say, "Eat dessert first in case the house burns down."<br /><br />Hope your weekend is good.<br /><br />xoJoanna Jenkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10836376588710862173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-21610425157567187082009-10-10T21:05:24.489-07:002009-10-10T21:05:24.489-07:00so feel number one and you too huh LOLso feel number one and you too huh LOLdarsdenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06204592599045715814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-62580644970004012182009-10-10T20:56:13.713-07:002009-10-10T20:56:13.713-07:00Wow thats a lot of comments. I dont know if you...Wow thats a lot of comments. I dont know if you'll notice me, but let me introduce myself anyway:) I am a newest follower of your blog and am I glad or what. Your posts are really filled with just the right amount of humor. Am looking forward for your posts eagerly. Do visit me when you have some spare time here;<br />http://recipesforthelife.blogspot.comCJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07633291405359858121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-15836684002180634572009-10-10T19:06:22.064-07:002009-10-10T19:06:22.064-07:00These are truly adages to live by. All I can contr...These are truly adages to live by. All I can contribute are a couple from my father, which you probably already know:<br /><br />You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.<br /><br />Life is a s*** sandwich. Sometimes you have to take a big bite.Warty Mammalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07942793134631438689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-86754658033570840512009-10-10T17:53:11.800-07:002009-10-10T17:53:11.800-07:00I live by, "Never masturbate when you have po...I live by, "Never masturbate when you have poison ivy on your hand"!<br /><br />LOL!Kandihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06318145946647028559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-27942804621056010722009-10-10T17:35:43.165-07:002009-10-10T17:35:43.165-07:00Don't tattoo your neck should be a common sens...Don't tattoo your neck should be a common sense one, but I've seen it!<br /><br />http://harlemshaterade.blogspot.comHarlem's A Hatinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17927234771768698718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-61936484853765088462009-10-10T17:05:56.061-07:002009-10-10T17:05:56.061-07:00Guess I'm going to have to rethink where I'...Guess I'm going to have to rethink where I'm going to sleep tonight.http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02888838201074339916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-36605682746260941762009-10-10T16:59:15.818-07:002009-10-10T16:59:15.818-07:00What a fun blog. Glad I stumbled across you. I a...What a fun blog. Glad I stumbled across you. I always say, "Hindsight is the booby prize."<br />http://injaynesworld.blogspot.com/2009/09/injaynesworld-hindsight-is-booby-prize.html<br /><br />You're a funny gal. I'll be back often. - JayneJayne Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01053366144206401836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-53177048043269106282009-10-10T16:36:57.395-07:002009-10-10T16:36:57.395-07:00When out in the forest don't tease a bear cub ...When out in the forest don't tease a bear cub with a stick.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-47322205712288573842009-10-10T16:05:16.480-07:002009-10-10T16:05:16.480-07:00I've never slept on the concrete, although not...I've never slept on the concrete, although not for lack of trying. My friend and I tried the runaway, switcharoo-sleepover ploy once, and ended up huddled on the concrete in front of a house for sale near our homes. <br /><br />Needless to say we were caught, punished ... and decided side-walk sleeping wasn't our deal!SweetPeaSurryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17193034370248526025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-86912130328893814612009-10-10T14:27:28.357-07:002009-10-10T14:27:28.357-07:00I should probably clarify, I'm not letting the...I should probably clarify, I'm not letting them date until they're 20 or maybe 25. :)<br /><br />Hugs!!Green-Eyed Momsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10175981627284967050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-73887644571999982942009-10-10T14:08:26.165-07:002009-10-10T14:08:26.165-07:00Add: In a hotel/motel never sleep on the side of t...Add: In a hotel/motel never sleep on the side of the bed with the phone.<br /><br />and never try to kill a mouse in your house with a butcher's knife.<br /><br />You're welcome. ;-)Ariahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15625682101666386299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-41009521893145653342009-10-10T14:05:44.360-07:002009-10-10T14:05:44.360-07:00The only times in my life I've ever slept on c...The only times in my life I've ever slept on concrete all involved airports in the States.<br /><br />* If you can poke it with a stick it probably isn't a leopardKevin Musgrovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14472110857057175327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-52275587484593908642009-10-10T13:08:48.733-07:002009-10-10T13:08:48.733-07:00I saw homeless people sleeping on concrete in San ...I saw homeless people sleeping on concrete in San Francisco when I worked there. The trick is to line it with cardboard and newspaper first, then you'll stay nice and toasty warm. LOL!! <br /><br />I'm going to warn my girls before they start dating to never do something for a boy that he's not willing to reciprocate. That's advice someone should have told me when I was dating! :)<br /><br />Hugs!!Green-Eyed Momsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10175981627284967050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-47932719241918835342009-10-10T12:38:00.129-07:002009-10-10T12:38:00.129-07:00Never give a sucker an even break. Give them an od...Never give a sucker an even break. Give them an odd one. It'll really unnerve them.Madame DeFargehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08172239340844485940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-28843472474246981632009-10-10T12:33:50.352-07:002009-10-10T12:33:50.352-07:00Do you do stand up? How do you make me laugh like...Do you do stand up? How do you make me laugh like this? OHMYGOD!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09556206184198452490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-61175111335104608512009-10-10T12:29:52.778-07:002009-10-10T12:29:52.778-07:00His advice is a LOT better than my mom's which...His advice is a LOT better than my mom's which is "don't sit on cold concrete or you will get piles".<br />Lord. Piles. What the heck is THAT? Diarrhea???<br />Hemmorhoids?<br />I don't know.<br />I was too scared to sit on the cold concrete to find out!The Retired Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-65082936841313364942009-10-10T11:37:58.528-07:002009-10-10T11:37:58.528-07:00Don't sleep in the subway, Darling, it gets co...Don't sleep in the subway, Darling, it gets cold in there too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-72130648397763439072009-10-10T10:05:59.365-07:002009-10-10T10:05:59.365-07:00You should go into the fortune cookie business. &...You should go into the fortune cookie business. "Advice cookies" or something.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-74621084445479619302009-10-10T09:49:30.566-07:002009-10-10T09:49:30.566-07:00Our family follows these ones:
Never fry bacon in...Our family follows these ones:<br /><br />Never fry bacon in the nude.<br /><br />Don't eat anything bigger then your head.<br /><br />Never drive faster then the car in front of you.<br /><br />Don't eat yellow snow.Andyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00918826364837237450noreply@blogger.com