tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post7231576901788631633..comments2023-11-14T20:29:04.094-08:00Comments on Pearl, Why You Little...: What’s Black and Blue and Craving a Margarita?Pearlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-43474828305774953472009-11-05T08:20:56.952-08:002009-11-05T08:20:56.952-08:00I'm covered in bruises all the time... klutzin...I'm covered in bruises all the time... klutziness & aspirin do me in every time! The best bruise I ever got was from wiping out on roller blades while trying to skate around Lake Calhoun! (My sister used to live in your neighborhood.) Margaritas made it feel much better!http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02888838201074339916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-86198708507624493942009-11-05T00:18:33.054-08:002009-11-05T00:18:33.054-08:00Congratulations on your 500th post! Glad you are c...Congratulations on your 500th post! Glad you are celebrating in style with a responsible, autumn-coloured bruise!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-29695812676028192362009-11-04T20:28:40.648-08:002009-11-04T20:28:40.648-08:00Hi. I just came to your blog via One True Self, c...Hi. I just came to your blog via One True Self, cuz I liked your comment over there.<br /><br />You're not going to believe this, but I have a big ugly bruise on my left knee too. And I have no idea how it got there. It doesn't hurt, though.Susan Carpenter Simshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13566372904106529839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-37194727124727995702009-11-04T19:21:51.410-08:002009-11-04T19:21:51.410-08:00Gurl! I hope you knee is better soon! Sounds like ...Gurl! I hope you knee is better soon! Sounds like it hurts baaad!!<br /><br />BTW-I have an Honest Scrap award at my place and will have another one for you in a bit. So stop by and pick them up. Its been crazy and I'm having to do them in bits an pieces!! <br />Cheers and Hugs!KaLynn ("MiMi")https://www.blogger.com/profile/03588812088592910825noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-83712120011221561442009-11-04T18:47:51.332-08:002009-11-04T18:47:51.332-08:00comes to a full stop at intersections?!
this is NO...comes to a full stop at intersections?!<br />this is NOT a new york bruise.justsomethoughts...https://www.blogger.com/profile/05778254901832542234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-36500586493776068172009-11-04T18:19:20.535-08:002009-11-04T18:19:20.535-08:00This was an excellent example of a bruise that wen...This was an excellent example of a bruise that went to waste. I'm so sorry about the lack of cake.Bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06999741671175495307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-76694801766733136162009-11-04T18:12:41.741-08:002009-11-04T18:12:41.741-08:00I'm laughing my ass of at Jayne's comment!...I'm laughing my ass of at Jayne's comment! Seriously, can you see Jesus in your bruise :-)<br /><br />xoJoanna Jenkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10836376588710862173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-63399564611120591452009-11-04T17:39:37.290-08:002009-11-04T17:39:37.290-08:00Delaware - that's a small state. Is the shape...Delaware - that's a small state. Is the shape Delware - could be worth something. "I bruised my leg and see Jesus". <br />There's a funny bruise story involving my wife and game calling whirlyball. I'm thinking I might get a bruise if I post it.<br />Oh I tried an ebay auction of a rock shaped like Illinois - no bidders.Bill Lislemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15187273560129198423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-85699211736134518772009-11-04T15:26:30.077-08:002009-11-04T15:26:30.077-08:00I agree. We do need more reasons for cake. If yo...I agree. We do need more reasons for cake. If you like, I can send you the recipe for chocolate mug cake. It's chocolate cake for one in about 10 minutes. Talk about a reason I don't fit in my pants...sheesh.Laurenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06677496769432140915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-25729316955435514612009-11-04T14:57:16.441-08:002009-11-04T14:57:16.441-08:00Nicely done! Wish you would have given us a peek a...Nicely done! Wish you would have given us a peek at lunch :-)Courtneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16151127356625984943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-90999083541052209712009-11-04T14:56:45.351-08:002009-11-04T14:56:45.351-08:00Oh ye have to have a drink when ye fall, (or is th...Oh ye have to have a drink when ye fall, (or is that the other way round?)<br />Sure we Celts have known for donkey's years that a drink is all ye need for what ails ye!<br /><br />Your round Jimmy!<br /><br />xxxmapstewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07159592046833798019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-61261240438478481512009-11-04T14:25:51.566-08:002009-11-04T14:25:51.566-08:00Cake will cure any bruise and a mini-fridge can ho...Cake will cure any bruise and a mini-fridge can hold booze and cake if needed!Junehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04069628924644179384noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-60771397963563576692009-11-04T13:49:08.060-08:002009-11-04T13:49:08.060-08:00Hen, I've been known to fall down a few times ...Hen, I've been known to fall down a few times masel. It's what is quite aptly known here as 'taking a pearler'<br /><br />It's funny how no matter how hard the fall, in public it is our dignity which smarts the most.Barlinniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07555629852012324360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-35946734754714971172009-11-04T13:32:06.968-08:002009-11-04T13:32:06.968-08:00Cake is one of my favorite bands!Cake is one of my favorite bands!Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07270178527947291611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-25329258013990449912009-11-04T13:11:19.802-08:002009-11-04T13:11:19.802-08:00I share your bruise pain Sister Pearl!
I was sitt...I share your bruise pain Sister Pearl!<br /><br />I was sitting at our computer in the living room when I (stupidly) turned abruptly in the chair. I smacked the hell out of my right shin on the corner of our printer stand. It hurts...I said a bad word or two...and I did what you should ALWAYS do when you have a bruise.<br />This is a trade secret amongst us that work in the medical field...but I'm giving it to you for free today...because I can't give you cake...<br />Put a heating pad on your bruises. The heat helps the body reabsorb the blood faster. <br />Yep. There it is. Rule of thumb...moderate heat...20 minutes on and 20 minutes off. <br /><br />***I am not a doctor - but have watched one on tv...<br />=]<br />xxxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-68434951653014308372009-11-04T10:31:07.895-08:002009-11-04T10:31:07.895-08:00That is truly unfair.
But at least it's a bru...That is truly unfair. <br />But at least it's a bruise to be proud of. If it votes the right way.Everyday Goddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00486528297252417282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-47258457255692902072009-11-04T10:03:58.783-08:002009-11-04T10:03:58.783-08:00And why is it that you keep hitting the bruise aga...And why is it that you keep hitting the bruise again and again after you get it (like when you get a shot in your arm)???? Normally you never hit the same area twice. But nooooooooo, as soon as you get a honkin' bruise, you keep bumping it again and again.<br />I figure it must be from sins.<br />Or Aliens.<br />Take your pick.<br />Either way, you gotta suffer with it.The Retired Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-30179929079974861462009-11-04T09:27:27.222-08:002009-11-04T09:27:27.222-08:00I think I could do a bruise like that if it would ...I think I could do a bruise like that if it would keep my oven clean...tempting... I may just have to throw myself onto of something today.Duckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06195603673076986036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-65397393786266696832009-11-04T09:23:26.333-08:002009-11-04T09:23:26.333-08:00"Honestly, what’s the point of having somethi..."Honestly, what’s the point of having something large and painful if no one’s going to see it and comment on it!"<br /><br />This is why I blog about work.Kevin Musgrovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14472110857057175327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-35541434562945728522009-11-04T09:05:00.811-08:002009-11-04T09:05:00.811-08:00Oh, Noodle: I have just made you a cake for not s...Oh, Noodle: I have just made you a cake for not smoking and a huge tower of multi-colored cupcakes for the bruise. And I'm standing and applauding both of your achievements.<br /><br />I'll drop the cakes on my way to the airport this Friday...unless they're gone by then. In which case, just hold the memory close to your heart.Jocelynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03227519811818290510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-59367450275208524682009-11-04T08:58:02.748-08:002009-11-04T08:58:02.748-08:00Jodie, the dreaded mystery bruise!
Jayne, that...Jodie, the dreaded mystery bruise!<br /><br />Jayne, that's actually an excellent idea! Note to self: must land heavily on religious icon in near future...Pearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-71688073528081315592009-11-04T08:19:57.693-08:002009-11-04T08:19:57.693-08:00If you can see the face of Jesus in it, there are ...If you can see the face of Jesus in it, there are idiots out there who will pay you to look at it. More if they can get their picture taken with it. Then you can buy cake.Jayne Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01053366144206401836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-4477780607931309352009-11-04T08:16:51.062-08:002009-11-04T08:16:51.062-08:00I have a goober grape colored bruise under the big...I have a goober grape colored bruise under the big toenail on my left foot. The whole nail bed. Looks like I painted it lilac.<br /><br />Weirdest efffing bruise to date.Jodie Kashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18393736844570543146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-65311768476346385132009-11-04T08:13:20.302-08:002009-11-04T08:13:20.302-08:00Vegetable Assassin, one of those little mini fridg...Vegetable Assassin, one of those little mini fridges like they have in dorm rooms... :-) I like how you think!Pearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-32743429454543764292009-11-04T08:00:31.324-08:002009-11-04T08:00:31.324-08:00I think a margarita should be a prerequisite for s...I think a margarita should be a prerequisite for starting each day. If you have to go to work, you need a margarita. In fact, we should go back to the Mad Men days where everyone kept booze in the office. A little margarita bar under my desk would be quite palatable I feel.<br /><br />And if it's conjoined to a cake bar I wouldn't complain either.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com