tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post7116203294257167796..comments2023-11-14T20:29:04.094-08:00Comments on Pearl, Why You Little...: Next Up: Harnassing My Inner JackassPearlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-19952244787459397242011-08-01T10:13:40.174-07:002011-08-01T10:13:40.174-07:00Be careful, eventually the monkey will take over a...Be careful, eventually the monkey will take over and buy it's own bananas! When that happens, it will be taking over your blog also...Pat Tilletthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17699973774273291205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-50837454216498712962011-08-01T08:30:02.395-07:002011-08-01T08:30:02.395-07:00Phrases such as, " the humidity just short of...Phrases such as, " the humidity just short of awakening the vestigial gills I’ve been holding on to for just such an occasion" are what keep me comin' back here. <br /><br />Some days my inner monkey is the only thing between me and a padded cell.WrathofDawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06631918111665596235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-52063251029670129812011-08-01T06:12:00.652-07:002011-08-01T06:12:00.652-07:00Obscene comments during solemn moments...is that m...Obscene comments during solemn moments...is that my monkey? I was wondering what's up with that. It's been bad recently.Lesliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00954557165873986100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-79727263171510255452011-08-01T05:58:20.068-07:002011-08-01T05:58:20.068-07:00Well there goes the youth from another one. So whe...Well there goes the youth from another one. So when is the next grandkid coming along?the walking manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10058913927297370740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-30465257314140187342011-08-01T05:22:51.439-07:002011-08-01T05:22:51.439-07:00Hey Pearl! Bless her, she's very thoughtful. B...Hey Pearl! Bless her, she's very thoughtful. But that monkey needs a name, not just a species. Though of course, Monkey <em>is</em> a good name in itself. Very mythical, you know. And by the way, where are my peanuts? Indigo xIndigo Rothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03957870121933442627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-35667609341969740092011-08-01T00:25:50.149-07:002011-08-01T00:25:50.149-07:00"The monkey keeps me entertained, says terrib..."The monkey keeps me entertained, says terrible things I cannot repeat about the woman in the gold Spandex and the odds of finding loose change in the folds that make up much of her topography."<br /><br />Is there a woman in gold Spandex in every major city in the U.S.? My monkey thinks the odds of finding not only loose change but also rolls of quarters in our lady's folds are great. <br /><br />You're funny.Crystal Pistolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16384208762919600611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-42115027958577810822011-07-31T21:29:52.724-07:002011-07-31T21:29:52.724-07:00She's a canny monkey, that naughty vixen. I t...She's a canny monkey, that naughty vixen. I think she's fooling you--and, yes, she has been trained--and will spring up, waving fresh bananas, one day when you're all tangled up in Eagle Pose. Before you know it, you'll be contemplating braiding beads into the armpit hair of the guy on the mat next to you.<br /><br />Monkey may be caged, but she ain't retired.Jocelynhttp://omightycrisis.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-31311315904771375792011-07-31T19:12:05.767-07:002011-07-31T19:12:05.767-07:00Monkey see, monkey don't.Monkey see, monkey don't.ShanimalsCrackers.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04204883255991927195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-2355600401449752262011-07-31T19:08:40.664-07:002011-07-31T19:08:40.664-07:00My monkey (I call him 'George') makes me b...My monkey (I call him 'George') makes me buy terrible 80's comedies on DVD, insists on the term "album" when I clearly mean "CD", and hurls verbal feces at innocent bystanders who wear plaid. My monkey is terrible, resentful beastie who can only be calmed with copious amounts of light beer and the vocal stylings of Neal Sedaka.HermanTurniphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15448138758753193112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-65309155158984174832011-07-31T18:16:03.503-07:002011-07-31T18:16:03.503-07:00Yay the monkey. It/they keep me sane(ish). And, ...Yay the monkey. It/they keep me sane(ish). And, I do believe, writes many of your posts. Reward that monkey. PS (harnessing - or was the monkey assing around).Elephant's Childhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06650565833097914052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-21835156191715801982011-07-31T17:22:52.202-07:002011-07-31T17:22:52.202-07:00my monkey's always been loose - oh, gee, perha...my monkey's always been loose - oh, gee, perhaps i mean free -GYPSYWOMANhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03042621041213415958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-54931786770213174702011-07-31T17:15:05.883-07:002011-07-31T17:15:05.883-07:00So that's what it is! I've always wondered...So that's what it is! I've always wondered what it is that whispers rude things to me about others when I am in exercise class. She also tells me she wants a lot of chocolate.Shellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04930262815304757150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-90263263029689799452011-07-31T16:59:06.563-07:002011-07-31T16:59:06.563-07:00My monkey is nocturnal. Around 3:00 a.m. she'...My monkey is nocturnal. Around 3:00 a.m. she's wide away and berating me for everything I neglected to do that day and adding it all to her list for tomorrow, next week, next month, while working on the furniture scheme for my move to the tiny new house. Then she wonders why I'm to tired during the day to get all her chores done.<br /><br />My monkey can only be quieted with drugs.injaynesworldhttp://injaynesworld.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-45334097133887804202011-07-31T16:19:23.451-07:002011-07-31T16:19:23.451-07:00FREE THE MONKEY!!!!!!!!FREE THE MONKEY!!!!!!!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08139599163464020063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-73369561524109170312011-07-31T15:55:28.275-07:002011-07-31T15:55:28.275-07:00It must be hell controlling the inner monkey at Yo...It must be hell controlling the inner monkey at Yoga class. Difficult enough controlling the inner flatulence.Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01529798893653033970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-38178357603493451862011-07-31T15:01:26.727-07:002011-07-31T15:01:26.727-07:00I loved this post, but I am a little confused. Is...I loved this post, but I am a little confused. Is "the inner monkey" the name of a yoga pose?Cheeseboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02358419997798632644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-41030710900592709032011-07-31T13:13:25.377-07:002011-07-31T13:13:25.377-07:00Your yoga instructor (yogi? or is that just a big ...Your yoga instructor (yogi? or is that just a big bear with a funny hat; yogini? no I think that is a student, whatever) would be proud! Keep the monkey in line but be sure let it out occasionally to write blogs to help the rest of us jackasses find a reason to smile. (Jackass smiles are really, big and doofus looking).Leeniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17655189620056032790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-61160098991468020102011-07-31T12:56:59.665-07:002011-07-31T12:56:59.665-07:00Sorry, but I've lived in a house full of men w...Sorry, but I've lived in a house full of men way too long. When I read the part about how you got into that yoga position,all that my mind could see was an ass sticking up in the air.... All I could think about was who would fart, or how would you hold one in if you had to......mamahasspokenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18049292242708654609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-815149853683661712011-07-31T12:10:16.946-07:002011-07-31T12:10:16.946-07:00Ha! My monkey's still a smoker too! She makes...Ha! My monkey's still a smoker too! She makes me stand really close to smokers in lifts and queues, just so I can enjoy the smell.<br /><br />She'll get me in trouble yet....Macyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16117141586263456823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-43762209466170645522011-07-31T11:51:58.235-07:002011-07-31T11:51:58.235-07:00"...the odds of finding loose change in the f..."...the odds of finding loose change in the folds that make up much of her topography."<br /><br />Egads!!!! This made me physically cringe.Vapid Vixenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08699876620805731017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-58527141189148469412011-07-31T11:38:55.141-07:002011-07-31T11:38:55.141-07:00It's all about balance, isn't it? Balance ...It's all about balance, isn't it? Balance on the yoga mat, balance the amount of monkey freedom we allow, balance our diets... I prefer cookie dough over cake batter, btw.Nancy/BLissed-Out Grandmahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17223278142557533175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-54370290251318646172011-07-31T11:22:47.251-07:002011-07-31T11:22:47.251-07:00I think I have 12 monkeys inside me. They all perf...I think I have 12 monkeys inside me. They all perform specific various and sundry ridiculous functions, for which I'm eternally proud. Come on, girl's gotta have a coupla monkeys in her closet.Fragrant Liarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09452052210826471034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-13182175459886553292011-07-31T11:06:20.973-07:002011-07-31T11:06:20.973-07:00Take care and mind it doesn't send YOU bananas...Take care and mind it doesn't send YOU bananasBarbara Blundellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10737381770907901607noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-26687494518412105052011-07-31T10:48:07.798-07:002011-07-31T10:48:07.798-07:00"To Everything (Turn, Turn, Turn)
There is a ..."To Everything (Turn, Turn, Turn)<br />There is a season (Turn, Turn, Turn)<br />And a time to every purpose, under Heaven"<br /><br />A time to let the inner<br />jackass and monkey play;<br />A time to sing them lullabies<br />A time to let them lay.<br /><br />But when you are laying on a yoga mat in 100 degree heat and in danger of drowning from your neighbours' sweat...any sane monkey would want to escape!Watsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16609173450576055443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-47239092479047783302011-07-31T09:09:49.082-07:002011-07-31T09:09:49.082-07:00I'm coming down on your side...monkeys need SO...I'm coming down on your side...monkeys need SOME kind of restraint! <br />Thanks for visiting my corner of the blog world!Dimplehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08313315926201426600noreply@blogger.com