tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post7096097049444958110..comments2023-11-14T20:29:04.094-08:00Comments on Pearl, Why You Little...: Maryna Tells It Like It Is, or My Car Ees Piece of SheetPearlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-82514125878656079112012-05-29T03:40:40.855-07:002012-05-29T03:40:40.855-07:00Out of the mouth of innocents often comes the unva...Out of the mouth of innocents often comes the unvarnished truth.<br />Once - during the war a young Polish airman gave up his seat on the train and said to the standing woman:<br />'Please - put your arse down there,' indicating his vacated seat.Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01529798893653033970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-25938965928250303812012-05-28T19:30:24.252-07:002012-05-28T19:30:24.252-07:00This just goes to show how smart Myrna really is. ...This just goes to show how smart Myrna really is. All except for the keeping the refrigerator upstairs part...PattiKenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02894925987580502697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-15642097454564688212012-05-28T09:40:16.146-07:002012-05-28T09:40:16.146-07:00This is hilarious! We moved to Spain last year and...This is hilarious! We moved to Spain last year and were shocked to discover that they don't speak English either. (I wonder how many different ways I've said things similar to "Mike ees a broken man" and something "ees a piece of sheet" in Spanish.)Moving with Mitchellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12954028272162285597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-81110164631749389142012-05-28T06:43:55.733-07:002012-05-28T06:43:55.733-07:00Hahaahhahahahahaaa! That's all I have to say. ...Hahaahhahahahahaaa! That's all I have to say. ;)CarrieBoohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05760105674950918729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-19296392370438998112012-05-28T04:10:15.861-07:002012-05-28T04:10:15.861-07:00I had a red piece of sheet. The paint had oxidized...I had a red piece of sheet. The paint had oxidized, so I used baby oil to wax it. Have a great week.Linda O'Connellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15982895073903619018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-15014982565650529642012-05-28T03:13:47.992-07:002012-05-28T03:13:47.992-07:00Pearl,I am ashamed to have to admit that I have be...Pearl,I am ashamed to have to admit that I have been a bad, bad boy!<br />It has been almost twenty four hours since I last looked at your blog.<br /><br />Had I known that your "piece of sheet" was worse than my "piece of sheet", I would have been here sooner and said ....<br /><br />Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!Symdaddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08953255546935904450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-42568856880643395832012-05-28T00:03:20.786-07:002012-05-28T00:03:20.786-07:00Sounds like my old car. It was miserable in the wi...Sounds like my old car. It was miserable in the winter. You'd think that having a heater that functions only when you turn it up completely would be heaven, but not so.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-28964110674404094612012-05-27T21:24:57.878-07:002012-05-27T21:24:57.878-07:00Wow, you do the accent great!Wow, you do the accent great!Crack You Whiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03071785490304845124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-12036066399279633982012-05-27T17:44:49.069-07:002012-05-27T17:44:49.069-07:00Oh Pearl you crack me up.........at least you own ...Oh Pearl you crack me up.........at least you own it which is something I do hope they are the long shoelaces and are tired tight...lolJo-Anne's Ramblingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11418152399382818709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-76093634336666802882012-05-27T16:02:17.095-07:002012-05-27T16:02:17.095-07:00Duct tape, baby, duct tape!Duct tape, baby, duct tape!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-23311369580974695572012-05-27T15:55:53.791-07:002012-05-27T15:55:53.791-07:00Friends who are honest but kind who could ask for ...Friends who are honest but kind who could ask for more. Just don't eat her chocolate sheet cake.Leeniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17655189620056032790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-13511807176387663642012-05-27T15:21:16.930-07:002012-05-27T15:21:16.930-07:00Did my husband sell you that car ? I seem to remem...Did my husband sell you that car ? I seem to remember that it was a Black Honda Piece of Sheet but it has been a while, I might have gotten confused. I was just glad he got rid of it .Notes From ABroadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12202279303962539035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-69579886758823813472012-05-27T14:36:11.989-07:002012-05-27T14:36:11.989-07:00Its paid for status makes it an excellent car, Pea...Its paid for status makes it an excellent car, Pearl! The noises and added support items give it character. It should also have a series of names -- like a cat! My mother drove an outrageously awful 1952 Cadillac for many years. Its official name was "The Gypsy Wagon" because of my mother's happy wanderings in it and because of its perpetually disheveled interior. After she accidentally ran over one of our pet ducks on a dark, rainy night, my Father dubbed it "The Duck Press." And so, through the years, it continued to garner names and family lore. May your paid for gem be at least as infamous!Dr. Kathy McCoyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02903015507894951725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-4989092496426199562012-05-27T14:15:01.838-07:002012-05-27T14:15:01.838-07:00A POS that runs and is paid for is a good car!A POS that runs and is paid for is a good car!Gigihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05467164195744234746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-40839233046767955212012-05-27T12:55:16.234-07:002012-05-27T12:55:16.234-07:00:D Piece of sheet or not - bet it means world to t...:D Piece of sheet or not - bet it means world to to you! The world of independence for sure! :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09894458424175347031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-81731442452629321592012-05-27T12:13:56.426-07:002012-05-27T12:13:56.426-07:00Mine's a 1998 Ford Contour. When I turn the st...Mine's a 1998 Ford Contour. When I turn the steering wheel abruptly, it sounds like 76 gears crashing against each other. I'm assuming that's not good.Suzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13980186321981090019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-21362368202218016852012-05-27T11:43:29.700-07:002012-05-27T11:43:29.700-07:00I love this.
Little known factoid: If you give y...I love this. <br /><br />Little known factoid: If you give your car a good name, it runs better. I'm thinking Raoul, or perhaps Frederick, or even Henri.<br /><br />Being called "piece of sheet" makes your car have a sad :)jenny_ohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15475480579733466963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-84771855094935308022012-05-27T11:01:24.798-07:002012-05-27T11:01:24.798-07:00Hey Pearl! My own passion wagon is edging itself t...Hey Pearl! My own passion wagon is edging itself towards the junkyard. An it's only done 110,000 miles! It's still a youngster! But damn you for mentioning R2D2, whose dialog was so filthy it had to be bleeped out; I now have to go watch STAR WARS again. Indigo xIndigo Rothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03957870121933442627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-61141863461894045792012-05-27T10:56:28.728-07:002012-05-27T10:56:28.728-07:00Pearl, try using leather bootlaces instead of shoe...Pearl, try using leather bootlaces instead of shoelaces for tying on the front end, or go whole hog, high tech and use nylon tie-wraps. They work great for endangered steering components. For a minute.<br />On second thought, better upgrade that "car" eh, we can't have our favourite blogger crashing into someone's white picket fence, squishing the watermelons, and running over the beets. ":))Raymond Alexander Kukkeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01347971987435644221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-25749485124571647932012-05-27T10:37:38.567-07:002012-05-27T10:37:38.567-07:00Okay. That salad speaks to me. Mostly in a foreign...Okay. That salad speaks to me. Mostly in a foreign language, but, as Maryna proves, that just makes things better. And my Scab-bers would like to be introduced to your little Honda POS. He has signed up on all sorts of dating sites, objective - companionship, but his age (19) and his painfully obvious, but non-infectious, skin disease (we're working on it) haven't led to any serious responders yet. Please send pic, etc. He will reciprocate. He is vapour-locked with anticipation.Diane Stringam Tolleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09629946536985545457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-2335429406201153082012-05-27T10:23:53.301-07:002012-05-27T10:23:53.301-07:00I have a POS too, but it empowers me. Nobody wants...I have a POS too, but it empowers me. Nobody wants to play chicken with me in parking lot aisle, 'cause I don't care if I lose. Part of the car is already threatening to fall off--what is another dented or crumpled fender or side panel? I'll shake it off like Dick Cheney shakes off heart attacks...Another crack in the windshield? Not a problem--maybe the two cracks can meet and share a bottle of Bolthouse Farms Vanilla Chai tea...One more scrape along the whole length of the car? It just gives more "character" to Tipsy, my chariot.<br /><br />Yes, no one messes with people who are driving a POS. We're too formidable (said in french accent). Or Ukranian: Pee-pull are too skaard of us.Sioux Roslawskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17924021828536277618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-17659974847863383852012-05-27T10:05:09.079-07:002012-05-27T10:05:09.079-07:00Do not disparage a 100% fully-owned, paid for car!...Do not disparage a 100% fully-owned, paid for car! That trumps an awful lot of faults.Ms Sparrowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03417670251423549014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-45478711178711175652012-05-27T09:36:44.244-07:002012-05-27T09:36:44.244-07:00I wonder why the salad did not speak to you. Sur...I wonder why the salad did not speak to you. Surely, if you listened close, you could hear the layers bickering.ThreeOldKeyshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14160283443033401031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-63697104886498830182012-05-27T09:18:37.905-07:002012-05-27T09:18:37.905-07:00I like her and you captured her 'Ukraineness&#...I like her and you captured her 'Ukraineness' wonderfully well. Lots of Ukies in Canada so they are a common cultural group. The salad does not speak to me, either. And I'm sorry your car is a 'piece of sheet.'Ian Lidsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14106994463366766471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-64826466820408649382012-05-27T09:13:40.107-07:002012-05-27T09:13:40.107-07:00Oh, the "piece of sheet" car stories we ...Oh, the "piece of sheet" car stories we could share. <br /><br />And you know how I feel about duct tape: if it can hold the Universe together, no problem for your car. You know duct tape comes in a bunch of cool designs and colors these days, right?terleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13953328625206810683noreply@blogger.com