tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post6869083109995689684..comments2023-11-14T20:29:04.094-08:00Comments on Pearl, Why You Little...: You Can Hold A Raffle to Pay for My DefensePearlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-55896447233931814342011-06-07T11:50:41.128-07:002011-06-07T11:50:41.128-07:00One good sharp kick, toenails extended, into whate...One good sharp kick, toenails extended, into whatever is closest and repeated as necessary.<br />thanks for dropping in on thefeatherednest...I'm following...how could I not?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-46864768454362225182011-05-31T07:54:47.932-07:002011-05-31T07:54:47.932-07:00I once lived with a chronic snorer. He was so bad,...I once lived with a chronic snorer. He was so bad, it sounded like an avalanche. The worst part was that he'd slowly take shallower and shallower breaths until he stopped breathing, then after a few seconds of that he'd gasp himself back into air. While still sleeping. All night. I wanted to bash his brains in. Living with someone that snores is TORTURE.Cake Betchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05566515247565039869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-8331168126244906652011-05-31T05:47:18.390-07:002011-05-31T05:47:18.390-07:00Now if you smothered him while you were sleeping I...Now if you smothered him while you were sleeping I think that would make a better story!raydenzel1https://www.blogger.com/profile/16212342091537737561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-45388805134127032872011-05-31T04:14:13.387-07:002011-05-31T04:14:13.387-07:00"Don’t get me wrong. I didn’t want to have to..."Don’t get me wrong. I didn’t want to have to kill him." Add the words, "Your Honor" to that sentence and you have the world's best defense!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-15656119070382455862011-05-30T15:55:04.681-07:002011-05-30T15:55:04.681-07:00I usually resort to tickling, then trying to trick...I usually resort to tickling, then trying to trick him into thinking he dreamed it. He's usually not fooled, but about half the time he forgets by morning anyway.Brigid Daull Brockwayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06808132338148865533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-1271396770838039222011-05-30T09:16:50.064-07:002011-05-30T09:16:50.064-07:00My wife could have written this! What I don't ...My wife could have written this! What I don't understand is why we both have to be awake! If she's already awake, why does she have to elbow me? I STG, she snores like a drunken sailor, but totally denies it...pat tilletthttp://patricktillett.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-15595786059006443682011-05-30T04:58:01.438-07:002011-05-30T04:58:01.438-07:00My "Willie" snores too. Ah - the things ...My "Willie" snores too. Ah - the things we put up with for Willies.<br />"And then there's Maude!<br />Right on, Maude!"Dawn@Lighten Up!https://www.blogger.com/profile/06301481567651330133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-17871812723529419172011-05-30T01:56:42.947-07:002011-05-30T01:56:42.947-07:00"Bracken farva lottery shopping spree."
..."Bracken farva lottery shopping spree."<br /><br />Famous last words of many a man snuffed out in the prime of his life via goosedown.<br /><br />Thank goodness you (deftly) led him to "mmmm new tile."<br /><br />It may have saved his life.Crystal Pistolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16384208762919600611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-91289260547426612172011-05-30T00:04:33.420-07:002011-05-30T00:04:33.420-07:00I agree with the suggestion of Breathe Right strip...I agree with the suggestion of Breathe Right strips. Those can help tremendously. If you outfit him with those and figure out a way for you to precede him in sleep, that might work.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16896905033728859809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-31459662832276238752011-05-29T21:53:40.482-07:002011-05-29T21:53:40.482-07:00Stab him with an icicle. It will just melt and dry...Stab him with an icicle. It will just melt and dry up. No fingerprints, no evidence, no proof. <br /><br />I never used to snore, but just lately, when lying on my back, I've noticed my breathing is funny, not exactly a snore since a snore is in the nose, but a rattling roof of the mouth type sound which nudges me awake, just as I'm dropping off to sleep. It seems to be a winter thing as I noticed it last year too. It's very annoying.Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-17248629421868911332011-05-29T19:00:33.299-07:002011-05-29T19:00:33.299-07:00I long ago decided that my husband's absolute ...I long ago decided that my husband's absolute best quality - forget loyalty and the ability to hold a job - is that he does not snore.<br /><br />And if he ever starts: CURTAINS.<br /><br />Maybe we can be cell mates. That would be cool.<br /><br />:-) A.Anna Leflerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06968276973881720329noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-61695826234219858582011-05-29T18:58:10.512-07:002011-05-29T18:58:10.512-07:00Mr. Eva used to snore like a chain saw, then he to...Mr. Eva used to snore like a chain saw, then he took a sleep test, found out he has sleep apnea. He now wears a mask with an air hose which applies "constant positive air pressure" (a CPAP machine) and sleeps without making a sound. (The first few nights I panicked! Thought he was dead! That's how quiet he now is.)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-66872066632283551882011-05-29T18:53:59.920-07:002011-05-29T18:53:59.920-07:00You know you love that snore, girl!You know you love that snore, girl!That Janie Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17447630124016303483noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-49920063970779732132011-05-29T18:20:47.203-07:002011-05-29T18:20:47.203-07:00Didn't want to say, but sometimes I'm pret...Didn't want to say, but sometimes I'm pretty sure I can hear you out here....<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Aloha from Honolulu<br /><br /><a href="http://comfortspiral.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">Comfort Spiral</a><br /><br />><}}(°><br /><br /> <br /> ><}}(°><br /><br /><°)}}><Cloudiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05853753108637831069noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-6274064010772678232011-05-29T15:42:46.843-07:002011-05-29T15:42:46.843-07:00When all else fails I decamp to another room.When all else fails I decamp to another room.Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01529798893653033970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-10071296903494290952011-05-29T14:47:44.577-07:002011-05-29T14:47:44.577-07:00If it's that bad, chances are it's sleep a...If it's that bad, chances are it's sleep apnea. It won't stop by itself! I lived with it for 23 yrs. with my hubby.BBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09432729957196570774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-58890209628663770052011-05-29T12:59:15.894-07:002011-05-29T12:59:15.894-07:00A girl after my own heart, you are. I have harbor...A girl after my own heart, you are. I have harbored these very same thoughts a time or two about Hubby....in the end though I decided to just go to bed before he does because once I'm asleep nothing will wake me, not even the gawd-awful sounds that erupt from his mouth.<br /><br />Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go pick out some tile for the bathroom - I was thinking of bringing Harvest Gold back!Gigihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05467164195744234746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-3492639461202732812011-05-29T11:52:26.118-07:002011-05-29T11:52:26.118-07:00*Perpetrated by thine enemies* Indeed Pearl!
Wom...*Perpetrated by thine enemies* Indeed Pearl!<br /><br />Women do not snore, pass wind, nor belch indelicately. Thats why we have to bitch about stuff, so we don't blow up.<br /><br />But a bathroom remodel sounds fantastic!anonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03703233313854600531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-85995135489195732202011-05-29T11:46:19.168-07:002011-05-29T11:46:19.168-07:00Such a sweet, generous snorer, that Willie. Go for...Such a sweet, generous snorer, that Willie. Go for the kitchen remodel tonight!<br />xoRobynRawknrobyn.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15997241410192066577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-42729046974544188682011-05-29T11:34:18.604-07:002011-05-29T11:34:18.604-07:00…b/c of this very thing, the Little Woman and I ha...…b/c of this very thing, the Little Woman and I have separate suites – at opposite ends of the house. She snores, or do I snore, well, one of us snores. Most definitely, she does the tuna.Audubon Ronhttp://ducksmahal.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-23169573801209261402011-05-29T11:33:15.953-07:002011-05-29T11:33:15.953-07:00Deepest deepest sympathies! Of all the possible fo...Deepest deepest sympathies! Of all the possible forms of nocturnal spousal abuse (cold feet, hogging of duvet, nocturnal wanderings) snoring is the worst!Macyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16117141586263456823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-14424004767242292102011-05-29T11:27:20.821-07:002011-05-29T11:27:20.821-07:00Oh girl, I empathise with your plight sooooooo muc...Oh girl, I empathise with your plight sooooooo much! Thing is, my hubby sleeps in London (away from me) one week out of every two - and um, I LOVE it. I've got very territorial over my - oops - our bed. He snores like a trooper, and has the termerity to accuse ME of doing the same - huh, as if!!!<br /><br />Call me next time, I'll bring the pillow - bit like "Strangers on the Train", I'll do yours, if you do mine?<br /><br />Oh poo. Blogger is playing silly buggers with me, and is refusing to post this, least not in my name (Shrinky) - think someone is watching us??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-26321626593759268312011-05-29T10:55:08.397-07:002011-05-29T10:55:08.397-07:00I am going to try this tonight.I am going to try this tonight.Jhon Bakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05952691262605706711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-55646316235274655442011-05-29T10:47:16.611-07:002011-05-29T10:47:16.611-07:00Pinch his nostrils closed; he'll come up for a...Pinch his nostrils closed; he'll come up for air, but back up, he may be swingin'. Otherwise head for the couch.Linda O'Connellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15982895073903619018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-71036357041552647182011-05-29T10:39:56.703-07:002011-05-29T10:39:56.703-07:00I have learned to slide on hand under the next doo...I have learned to slide on hand under the next door neighbor in beds ribs and give a push, he rolls right over... so well trained !!Notes From ABroadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12202279303962539035noreply@blogger.com