tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post6308283799095269025..comments2023-11-14T20:29:04.094-08:00Comments on Pearl, Why You Little...: Ooh! Guess Why I'm So Confident?Pearlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-83287075941226097552010-01-03T06:53:47.728-08:002010-01-03T06:53:47.728-08:00you are probably too young to remember cigarette a...you are probably too young to remember cigarette adds, they too make you more desirable, sporty and a total babe magnet, what is this world coming to?Neohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16739762694942621947noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-80115314968343786852010-01-03T06:04:58.692-08:002010-01-03T06:04:58.692-08:00The other thing is that it raises the bar. I used...The other thing is that it raises the bar. I used to have reasonably white teeth, but now I'm well below average. And since bleaching tends to make your teeth more temperature sensitive, I don't want to.<br /><br />And no one can make me!<br /><br />(Until I crack from the peer pressure, anyway.)Jeanne Estridgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13096521122802823385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-38681745874442679262010-01-03T05:52:57.133-08:002010-01-03T05:52:57.133-08:00>> Anything except, apparently, write a comm...>> Anything except, apparently, write a commercial that doesn’t insult the intelligence. <<<br /><br />Right, like those spots that feature that slithery reptile who assures me that I may save 15 percent on my car insurance, if I do what he suggests.<br />When you analyze it -- and why do I do that, I wonder? -- the commercial means nothing. I may, I may not. More likely the latter. :-)Berownehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09524661173663604641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-10285549335436910042010-01-03T05:28:08.198-08:002010-01-03T05:28:08.198-08:00Whiten if you will, but that unnatural, glow in th...Whiten if you will, but that unnatural, glow in the dark version of white....the kind that looks as though the black light is on when it's not? I don't get it. But I don't get recreation plastic surgery or botox or Brazilians....I don't get a lot of things. <br /><br />In my mind it's all tantamount to whitewashing a nasty old fence, instead of fixing the foundation of it......People Who Know Me Would Say:https://www.blogger.com/profile/04621641188403948733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-18851316698584823362010-01-03T03:10:13.285-08:002010-01-03T03:10:13.285-08:00Sooner or later, US Customs and Immigration are go...Sooner or later, US Customs and Immigration are going to stop people with good old English Yellow Teeth entering the country. At which point I will whiten. Or fly my sister over here instead.Kabbalah Rookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12737692859267786264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-91642025781679825082010-01-03T00:00:26.204-08:002010-01-03T00:00:26.204-08:00LOL I actually whiten my teeth about every 3 month...LOL I actually whiten my teeth about every 3 months. Not because "I can do anything with whiter teeth" ... but because my tea/nic stained teefers drive me nutso. <br /><br />I would recommend HIGHLY the Rembrandt whitening trays to those who don't have a peeve against tooth whitening. <br /><br />For YOU Pearl, I recommend Sexy Teeth, the tooth whitener of the STARS!!! <br /><br />That's right, CELEB tooth whitening that you can only purchase on As Seen On TV and would soon have been touted as the best cleaning solution in the world, by Billy Mayes, had he lived. <br /><br />That's my story, my white teeth and my two cents and I'm sticking with all those craptacular cliches!!!SweetPeaSurryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17193034370248526025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-69571002845134304842010-01-02T22:33:34.918-08:002010-01-02T22:33:34.918-08:00LOL! With luminous teeth, you will be able to shin...LOL! With luminous teeth, you will be able to shine the way home in the dark!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-45263414345670663372010-01-02T22:18:18.609-08:002010-01-02T22:18:18.609-08:00Amen to that! We have a place at the MALL that wh...Amen to that! We have a place at the MALL that whitens teeth-- right there in front of everyone! Grrrrr<br />Happy new yearJoanna Jenkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10836376588710862173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-71103030057844984542010-01-02T17:33:16.154-08:002010-01-02T17:33:16.154-08:00Not only is your post funny, but the people who co...Not only is your post funny, but the people who comment on your post have me laughing out loud. I needed that tonight. Thanks.Anonymous :)https://www.blogger.com/profile/14866852475568786172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-34922147325746340232010-01-02T16:28:38.050-08:002010-01-02T16:28:38.050-08:00We often look at each other after watching these c...We often look at each other after watching these commercials and say "Someone actually paid for that commercial. Someone actually thought that was a good idea." And people actually buy the sh*t.<br /><br />Oh, try your frosting on graham crackers next time. I'm just saying. (:-DSurelyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11532084748145185204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-50101743382684297252010-01-02T14:25:02.320-08:002010-01-02T14:25:02.320-08:00The normal color of teeth is not white, they have ...The normal color of teeth is not white, they have a slight orange cast. Whitening them makes the person who decided that would make their fortune for them immediately had very sensitive teeth. That is why you get a straw with your water when you are out to eat. I like it...my teeth aren't whitened, but they are sensitive to cold.<br /><br />There was a paper that had the title "That which is beautiful is good" took a look at how people are perceived if they are beautiful with all the points we consider beautiful or if they don't. Most people prefer the pretty one. Go figure.Amber Starhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04084517063365211835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-40243337708083171282010-01-02T13:30:47.110-08:002010-01-02T13:30:47.110-08:00Any time someone's teeth are whiter than the w...Any time someone's teeth are whiter than the white of their eyes, it looks odd.Tomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17679642225332541173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-77535580523190217692010-01-02T12:47:32.611-08:002010-01-02T12:47:32.611-08:00I know where you're coming from, Pearl.
I bou...I know where you're coming from, Pearl.<br /><br />I bought some of those ladies' sanitary towels and I still can't play tennis.Kevin Musgrovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14472110857057175327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-152205265144600762010-01-02T12:38:39.168-08:002010-01-02T12:38:39.168-08:00This is not a problem for me, since you can't ...This is not a problem for me, since you can't eat, drink, or talk for the 30 minutes you are whitening. I can not go 30 minutes without any of those three events.Lynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09826731771375350000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-22862095587267101062010-01-02T12:23:08.191-08:002010-01-02T12:23:08.191-08:00I join in your righteous indignation!I join in your righteous indignation!Jayne Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01053366144206401836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-31240204443160727952010-01-02T12:07:59.651-08:002010-01-02T12:07:59.651-08:00You just can't trust people with unnaturally w...You just can't trust people with unnaturally white teeth. I much prefer a golden fang here or there.http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02888838201074339916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-75681431805041329672010-01-02T11:56:03.456-08:002010-01-02T11:56:03.456-08:00There is a thing as too white. I prefer mine with...There is a thing as too white. I prefer mine with just a tinge of coffee stain.Stephaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02197440053108414394noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-72175392648810188322010-01-02T11:55:54.460-08:002010-01-02T11:55:54.460-08:00I had a student this past semester who wanted to w...I had a student this past semester who wanted to write her research paper on teeth whiteners. Okay. So the thesis she came up with asserted that everyone these days needs a perfect smile and, therefore, teeth whiteners are a necessity. We ended up in an interesting conversation when I urged her to temper that stance and say "people these days WANT a perfect smile and, therefore, teeth whiteners have become a perceived necessity." She thought that was great...but then, instead of looking at the cultural reasons why people are so obsessed with their teeth, she just went through and explained the various whiteners. I'm going to call that a "moment missed."Jocelynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03227519811818290510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-10127332541673178552010-01-02T11:15:31.068-08:002010-01-02T11:15:31.068-08:00It's the commercials for PROACTIVE zit cream t...It's the commercials for PROACTIVE zit cream that are worse than the teeth whitening ads. At least those end after 30 seconds...that damn Proactive commercial goes on FOREVER!Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolnesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08408150910056369989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-30077496084502893862010-01-02T11:04:56.849-08:002010-01-02T11:04:56.849-08:00I tried bleaching my teeth once and immediately fe...I tried bleaching my teeth once and immediately felt my IQ plummet. Now that you mention it, blue teeth sounds like a blast!Bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06999741671175495307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-35370148714874815882010-01-02T10:59:42.846-08:002010-01-02T10:59:42.846-08:00Screw those white teeth, I need my coffee.Screw those white teeth, I need my coffee.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-78850754747134566572010-01-02T09:41:45.568-08:002010-01-02T09:41:45.568-08:00That was a great post and so damn true! I've ...That was a great post and so damn true! I've seen people who have teeth that are turning transparent from so much bleaching. I'm like you enough already. Why not work on the inside if you want to improve your social status. A jerk who bleaches out his yellow teeth to sparkling white teeth is still a jerk!Menopausal New Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01427085574473513923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-44464675158178554302010-01-02T09:40:35.989-08:002010-01-02T09:40:35.989-08:00Agreed. I also saw the acid reflux commercial for ...Agreed. I also saw the acid reflux commercial for the first time last night. I was dumbstruck. <br />I always wonder about the final run through at the ad agency where the customer signs off on the finished commercial. <br />Once this crap hits the airwaves and said ad agency has cashed the cheque (Canadian)does this person who okayed the ad get to keep their job? Does anyone tell them they are morons and shouldn't be allowed to procreate to save the rest of us from their stupid ideas for evermore.Lori Ehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10775116608698555225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-2507676704194228092010-01-02T09:26:49.263-08:002010-01-02T09:26:49.263-08:00Nobody used to care about anybody's teeth. Now...Nobody used to care about anybody's teeth. Now it's become a status symbol. Since all the teeth-whitener commercials have begun, the TV anchors have smiles that give you "sun-smack".Ms Sparrowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03417670251423549014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-80636651202678072532010-01-02T08:42:38.420-08:002010-01-02T08:42:38.420-08:00Teeth like God's shoeshine: what a great line!...Teeth like God's shoeshine: what a great line! They used to promise popularity and true love just for cleaner teeth, fresher breath. Now they've upped the ante; you gotta bleach 'em.Nancy/BLissed-Out Grandmahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17223278142557533175noreply@blogger.com