tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post6107261222993848930..comments2023-11-14T20:29:04.094-08:00Comments on Pearl, Why You Little...: Paralyze One Forehead, the Second Forehead is Free!Pearlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-74571141408784716412011-04-03T11:47:19.695-07:002011-04-03T11:47:19.695-07:00Hey Pearl! I love junk mail, tho mine is mostly el...Hey Pearl! I love junk mail, tho mine is mostly electronic these days. It's odd the conclusions they come to without knowing us. You're a wrinkled frowner? Scandalous. I wish I understood this mail I got about little blue pills, or the one about the Indian Matrimonial Service. I mean, pffft! It's like they think I'm a 42-year old lonely single guy who's forgotten that you can do more than pee with it. I say again - Scandalous! IndigoIndigo Rothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03957870121933442627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-76264461012121950462011-03-30T04:46:01.163-07:002011-03-30T04:46:01.163-07:00Snort.Snort.Mother Mayhemhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07028082013082596803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-84708376106305067482011-03-29T09:15:10.729-07:002011-03-29T09:15:10.729-07:00There is a place near my house that advertises spe...There is a place near my house that advertises specials on liposuction. "Buy one treatment, get the next at 50% off or bring a friend and share the savings". If we combined that with your botox offer, you and I could rule the world (with fewer bulges and a constant look of surprise)!Willoughbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15260987219988824912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-72714558941720512542011-03-29T08:00:35.561-07:002011-03-29T08:00:35.561-07:00Despite the vanity I think I'll stay away from...Despite the vanity I think I'll stay away from needles in my face.Cake Betchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05566515247565039869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-80718131384051904752011-03-29T07:54:08.807-07:002011-03-29T07:54:08.807-07:00You can keep the botox. I need the filler for my k...You can keep the botox. I need the filler for my killer parenthesis around the mouth. That's my curse. I over look the crinkles around the eyes since they are only visable when I smile -- and I usually am not beaming at myself in the mirror. If you filler-up, let us know how it goes.Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15677498231730834501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-89731013775064674312011-03-29T04:17:46.950-07:002011-03-29T04:17:46.950-07:00dude, don't go. The wrinkle filler is actuall...dude, don't go. The wrinkle filler is actually just spray cheese and IT'S NOT EVEN A GOOD FLAVOR!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-91716339089972200582011-03-29T00:39:12.848-07:002011-03-29T00:39:12.848-07:00Want to know how to never see another wrinkle?
Bre...Want to know how to never see another wrinkle?<br />Break all your mirrors....Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-82847702457860220282011-03-28T23:28:46.102-07:002011-03-28T23:28:46.102-07:00Since I started reading your blog I need this more...Since I started reading your blog I need this more than most...You give me big smile wrinkles...Tempohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01023337124226272532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-44588999235422241462011-03-28T22:51:38.794-07:002011-03-28T22:51:38.794-07:00Pearl, thanks for stopping by my little drawing bl...Pearl, thanks for stopping by my little drawing blog. Not sure how you found me, as you live in Wordville and I live in Picture City, but I'm glad you did. You are one really entertaining writer. I kept reading, and reading, when I should be going to sleep, for my day job as a substitute teacher. With that in mind, I have to tell you that I love your blog subtitle; we teachers secretly love a lot of those troublemakers that sit by our desks.Sarah Mellinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16287853021739077607noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-59932287883382024902011-03-28T20:39:41.533-07:002011-03-28T20:39:41.533-07:00For furrows, I use silicon caulk. Or wood filler....For furrows, I use silicon caulk. Or wood filler. Sometimes spackle. They're all paintable. Just ask for help in the Home Depot cosmetic aisle.ThreeOldKeyshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14160283443033401031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-37421573682241476412011-03-28T17:57:29.279-07:002011-03-28T17:57:29.279-07:00Oh stink. If only I had wrinkles to fill ...Oh stink. If only I had wrinkles to fill ...Fleahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03412755038083750088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-60337992366503137312011-03-28T17:56:38.355-07:002011-03-28T17:56:38.355-07:00Well, you got me thinking: where did they come up...Well, you got me thinking: where did they come up with the name Botox anyway? So I looked it up. The name is derived from "Botulinum toxin". Now it sounds like a disease. <br /><br />Wikipedia goes on to say that it "is a protein produced by the bacterium Clostridium botulinum, and is extremely neurotoxic." Ewwwwhh.<br /><br />What I truly like is the beginning of the next sentence: "When introduced intravenously in monkeys," which I finish this way, "it produces the most beautiful creatures in the world!"<br /><br />Well worth the money.Dan Kenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13130079803891606515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-66644707783195009142011-03-28T17:20:10.519-07:002011-03-28T17:20:10.519-07:00I used one of those coupons for my lasik. I'm...I used one of those coupons for my lasik. I'm not blind yet. Good luck :)Stephanie in Suburbiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10141782319969160150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-46279292380714765732011-03-28T17:16:58.660-07:002011-03-28T17:16:58.660-07:00Ummmmmm? If you aren't going to use that coupo...Ummmmmm? If you aren't going to use that coupon.....<br /><br />Do you think Botox will rid me of the wrinkles from the many "angry eyes" I've had to give my guys through the years?Gigihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05467164195744234746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-87378349928963682092011-03-28T15:48:13.155-07:002011-03-28T15:48:13.155-07:00I saw a two-for-one gravesite ad. Seriously.I saw a two-for-one gravesite ad. Seriously.secret agent womanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03763879283931347382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-85698116906515168642011-03-28T15:18:26.678-07:002011-03-28T15:18:26.678-07:00Falso advertisement...that's all it is; don...Falso advertisement...that's all it is; don't beleive anything they say!<br /><br />be smart, and don't buy into any of it :)Tracyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12795817810030681267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-27041752511711269192011-03-28T15:16:03.318-07:002011-03-28T15:16:03.318-07:00You're perfect, don't change a thing.You're perfect, don't change a thing.Silliyakhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12357513229346986960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-64257844688980735202011-03-28T14:38:30.077-07:002011-03-28T14:38:30.077-07:00This made me smile which I am sure, added a wrinkl...This made me smile which I am sure, added a wrinkle somewhere ... You go first, maybe I will try it after ..Notes From ABroadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12202279303962539035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-18248740943325820372011-03-28T13:44:16.721-07:002011-03-28T13:44:16.721-07:00Of course, you'll post before and after photos...Of course, you'll post before and after photos?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-29174690908148311772011-03-28T12:54:04.488-07:002011-03-28T12:54:04.488-07:00I have a feeling you’ll end up with a real life Dr...I have a feeling you’ll end up with a real life Dr. Nick Riviera.Drake Sigarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07472926482579087987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-34349452611912768342011-03-28T12:38:27.081-07:002011-03-28T12:38:27.081-07:00Grant, as a resident of the Great State of Minneso...Grant, as a resident of the Great State of Minnesota, Home of Spam, I have to tell you that I eat fried Spam sandwiches (on toast, with lettuce and a touch of mayo) at least three times a year and so far it's not done a thing for my complexion!<br /><br />Macy, NONE of that stuff makes anyone look younger. They just look kinda of other-worldly, don't you think? Not old, not young, just kind of suspended?Pearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-21178603598721032412011-03-28T12:29:06.044-07:002011-03-28T12:29:06.044-07:00What nobody tells you, of course, is that botox is...What nobody tells you, of course, is that botox isn't going to make you look younger... you just look like an old person with a stupid botoxed face.<br />Or Nicole Kidman... it could go either way...Macyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16117141586263456823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-71250700623698680042011-03-28T12:13:21.142-07:002011-03-28T12:13:21.142-07:00Couldn't you just eat lots of spam and have al...Couldn't you just eat lots of spam and have all the wrinkles stretched out by the added fat?Granthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08040058320473775641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-19650202820972280162011-03-28T11:56:30.192-07:002011-03-28T11:56:30.192-07:00Jenny, the go-go IS a great deal, isn’t it?!
Mrwr...Jenny, the go-go IS a great deal, isn’t it?!<br /><br />Mrwriteon, makes it even more of a bargain…Pearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-70210850440969516462011-03-28T11:55:14.682-07:002011-03-28T11:55:14.682-07:00Green Girl, that’s pretty funny!
Belle, they got ...Green Girl, that’s pretty funny!<br /><br />Belle, they got something for everything these days, and I have to admit I miss my 20-year-old face – on the other hand, I will never miss my 20-year-old brain!<br /><br />Cheeseboy, I believe it comes with a bridge. :-)<br /><br />Pat, I promise you I have no plans for plastic surgery. SOMEone’s got to play the old ladies in community theater, and it might as well be me!<br /><br />Laughingmom, perhaps a trowel!<br /><br />Susan, you are so much fun. :-) I’ll have to talk to Mary about this. In a good mood, I’ll bet we could riff on the topic for a good 20 minutes.<br /><br />Douglas, No, but I did get a coupon from the current Speaker of the House to buy 10 tanning sessions and get one free. :-)<br /><br />Jimmy, no it’s the stuff that is actual that most blows our minds…<br /><br />Oilfield, material is everywhere.<br /><br />Jhon, too true! If I’m going to be poisoned, I prefer to do it myself as well!<br /><br />Leenie, it’s not the wrinkles I mind, it’s the furrows. :-) My forehead says “this gal frowns in confusion”…<br /><br />Fragrant, funny. I’m trying to picture any of my male friends sharing that coupon…<br /><br />Daisy, this is why I love dogs. :-) Good girl!!<br /><br />Mapstew, think of the money I’ll save!!Pearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.com