tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post6056002908591611637..comments2023-11-14T20:29:04.094-08:00Comments on Pearl, Why You Little...: Two Rocket Pops and a Sedative, PleasePearlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-41613851234876183462012-05-30T17:50:18.397-07:002012-05-30T17:50:18.397-07:00We all have our limits, dear.
I think this (and h...We all have our limits, dear.<br /><br />I think this (and his crazy Mother) were what drove Norman Bates to the brink.<br /><br />Yeah, yeah. He loved his Mom, too.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08139599163464020063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-30298475676970910312012-05-29T13:25:23.359-07:002012-05-29T13:25:23.359-07:00The only reason some people are still alive is tha...The only reason some people are still alive is that I don't want to go to jail! It's a Small World by itself would be plenty of reason for me!!!Diane Stringam Tolleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09629946536985545457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-23137808254082665322012-05-29T09:02:03.624-07:002012-05-29T09:02:03.624-07:00I must say - that's a strange song for an ice ...I must say - that's a strange song for an ice cream truck - I could see how that would drive you over the edge. :)Lynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13984802196897920610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-91200119065525722112012-05-29T06:19:44.389-07:002012-05-29T06:19:44.389-07:00They are annoying, show up at the wrong time just ...They are annoying, show up at the wrong time just before dinner to spoil appetites, play annoying Musak, and take money from innocent ice-cream addicts and little children, so Whack'em and stack'em, Pearl, you can line up their soon-to-be-abandoned and derelict ice cream trucks for chicken-houses in the back 40, paint'em all red, nobody will know the difference. Wait. Keep one to drive around the neighbourhood, selling the eggs. ":))Raymond Alexander Kukkeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01347971987435644221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-87491464121368826742012-05-29T05:43:42.948-07:002012-05-29T05:43:42.948-07:00OH GOODGOD me too! Save me from that truck and the...OH GOODGOD me too! Save me from that truck and the goth hordes of conquering 6 year old heathens overthrowing and bringing ruin upon the empire...at least yours has a rotation on their playlist mine is just a loop the same noise over and over and over and over and over and over...GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!the walking manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10058913927297370740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-67991587709591285142012-05-29T03:51:23.831-07:002012-05-29T03:51:23.831-07:00HEE HEE HEE. Sorry to laugh at your pain, Pearlie,...HEE HEE HEE. Sorry to laugh at your pain, Pearlie, but it's just so dang funny.<br />Sure, you love your mom. But do you love her "tender"?Dawn@Lighten Up!https://www.blogger.com/profile/06301481567651330133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-21681505983336920622012-05-29T03:43:47.326-07:002012-05-29T03:43:47.326-07:00I don'k think we ever hear them in this nieck ...I don'k think we ever hear them in this nieck of the woods. Sad really.Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01529798893653033970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-55750293569285221442012-05-29T03:02:29.547-07:002012-05-29T03:02:29.547-07:00Ice cream trucks are illegal in NZ.
So we get pea...Ice cream trucks are illegal in NZ.<br /><br />So we get peace, perfect peace.<br /><br />Our corner shops (called Dairys) sell wonderful ice cream. Ice crem can only be so named if it ONLY contains dairy fats.<br /><br />Meanwhile, before you emmigrate down here I would suggest the following.<br />A. Smear doggie-dos under the chassis and the exhaust at night.<br />B. Mince a chicken 3 weeks past it's sell-by date and get it into his ice cream. 200 vomiting children will ensure he's never seen again.<br />C. 0.50 calibre BarrettTwisted Scottish Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825025524038296192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-73842050978020319462012-05-29T01:24:08.503-07:002012-05-29T01:24:08.503-07:00I wouldn't mind ice creams trucks so much if t...I wouldn't mind ice creams trucks so much if they worked 9-5, but I can hear them very late into the evening. I don't think it's ice cream they are selling at 10pm.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-13183742281158164262012-05-29T01:14:08.630-07:002012-05-29T01:14:08.630-07:00Oh control yourself girl... We got it much worse, ...Oh control yourself girl... We got it much worse, our ice cream man played the same 20 second tune over and over...and over! Some instrumental on a xylophone or something, over and over and SO loud that the speakers are trying to commit suicide and my glass is vibrating across the table. I believe they are still using the same 8 track player and tape they had back when I was three. I put up with this my whole life so far. <br />Two years ago one of their vans 'accidentally' caught fire and last year their last van burned in the night. 'Someone' had spread fuel (15 litres of unleaded)and left a lit cigarette resting on a pile of match heads and lolly bags. (very sad) But the good part is that there are no more ice cream men here..Tempohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01023337124226272532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-12461975706068842492012-05-29T00:34:45.924-07:002012-05-29T00:34:45.924-07:00It costs me an arm and a leg to get an ice cream t...It costs me an arm and a leg to get an ice cream truck to park outside your house these days Pearl. And all those kids from the 'agency' don't come cheap either.<br /><br />Of course they all have armed protection now, but they still dread the "Pearl" experience.Symdaddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08953255546935904450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-75079154148390059992012-05-28T19:37:02.809-07:002012-05-28T19:37:02.809-07:00Noooo... I cherish that moment that comes occasion...Noooo... I cherish that moment that comes occasionally during the summer, when the tinkling melody siren song calls my inner ten-year-old to the curb. I stand with all the other kids, who are looking at me oddly and slowly backing away. Clutching my money in a grubby hand, I ask "May I have a banana popsicle, please?" Bliss.PattiKenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02894925987580502697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-22786538077331031362012-05-28T18:59:02.282-07:002012-05-28T18:59:02.282-07:00Maybe, instead of playing that irritating music, t...Maybe, instead of playing that irritating music, they should loop the audio to that Wilford Brimley diabetes commercial.HermanTurniphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15448138758753193112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-24835181490038032112012-05-28T18:29:07.684-07:002012-05-28T18:29:07.684-07:00I hear the slamming of the storm door before I hea...I hear the slamming of the storm door before I hear the truck. But once he is on the street you know hes there.<br /><br />The little one can hear him 2 neighborhoods over.Simply Suthernhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057516546779066925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-2361197861555722472012-05-28T18:20:53.834-07:002012-05-28T18:20:53.834-07:00We had someone start an ice cream truck business h...We had someone start an ice cream truck business here. He disappeared shortly after. I wonder what happened to him.<br /><br />The ice cream truck was a cherished part of my childhood. It was a time of hope, that I might get enough $$ to buy a fudgesickle.Watsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16609173450576055443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-46026096295119954622012-05-28T14:19:29.116-07:002012-05-28T14:19:29.116-07:00You could store THE BODY in the truck?You could store THE BODY in the truck?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-60579902151639210042012-05-28T12:49:31.940-07:002012-05-28T12:49:31.940-07:00somewhere there is a little old man sat in his she...somewhere there is a little old man sat in his shed who crates the versions that gets sent out to the vans. Kill him and reduce the slaughter for the same effect.Glenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11562111165943505509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-10927757480597197402012-05-28T11:39:26.071-07:002012-05-28T11:39:26.071-07:00Warm, sticky and smelled kinda musky. That wasn...Warm, sticky and smelled kinda musky. That wasn't vanilla.Old Bitter Ballshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04148895664993838675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-90679218864068916312012-05-28T11:35:47.565-07:002012-05-28T11:35:47.565-07:00I hate that song! (It's a small world after al...I hate that song! (It's a small world after all). I made the unfortunate mistake of taking LSD and then going to Disneyland (in Anaheim) back in the 60's and I still can't get that song out of my head!Douglashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09752593286034877538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-84103393664786812072012-05-28T11:22:12.787-07:002012-05-28T11:22:12.787-07:00Don't they know it's considered a social f...Don't they know it's considered a social <em>faux pas</em> to play Frosty The Snowman after Arbor Day? And I thought you were in a classy neighbourhood.Indigo Rothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03957870121933442627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-70857330021562693832012-05-28T11:19:56.940-07:002012-05-28T11:19:56.940-07:00Pearl, I laughed so hard and had to tell my sis ab...Pearl, I laughed so hard and had to tell my sis about your suffering from the ice cream man. I would want to kill him/her too. Our guy actually plays classical music! Also, we have a dearth of kids around here because either Canadians are great users of birth control or the kids all play video games and can't hear the truck, although my granddaughters never miss it.Bellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14175778756449339363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-30949058350246460522012-05-28T10:37:35.535-07:002012-05-28T10:37:35.535-07:00Honey, I've got the bail money and the lawyer ...Honey, I've got the bail money and the lawyer on speed dial.<br /><br />Justifiable homicide. <br /><br />Say no more.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-60287746143330838532012-05-28T10:17:07.119-07:002012-05-28T10:17:07.119-07:00I'll help you! I'll help you! I had same t...I'll help you! I'll help you! I had same thoughts yesterday... Ours only played one tune round and round, but on loudest ever and had a nerve to come by our usually quite cul-de-sak three times on a same day! xAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09894458424175347031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-33377320045832693782012-05-28T10:08:35.607-07:002012-05-28T10:08:35.607-07:00Although we have no ice cream trucks here, we do h...Although we have no ice cream trucks here, we do have several neighbours with the latest in lawn tractors and whippersnippers. They sound like a jet is hovering overhead. So I can truly sympathize. If you back me up, I'll back you up, on the "removal" thing (nice euphemism, BTW) :)jenny_ohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15475480579733466963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-47475421243922217172012-05-28T09:59:35.243-07:002012-05-28T09:59:35.243-07:00I agre with FMCGMCCLLC, however, you can skip the ...I agre with FMCGMCCLLC, however, you can skip the tacos--a margarita truck would be welcome here!!fishduckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07334973392362918928noreply@blogger.com