tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post5940775513239618857..comments2023-11-14T20:29:04.094-08:00Comments on Pearl, Why You Little...: Well They Don’t Just Make ANYone Wood Tick Inspector, You KnowPearlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-56730926286141470062011-09-10T02:02:02.712-07:002011-09-10T02:02:02.712-07:00I wish I had your sang froid Pearl.I wish I had your sang froid Pearl.Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01529798893653033970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-56171119604825592432011-09-09T14:37:16.634-07:002011-09-09T14:37:16.634-07:00Why haven't you been featured on Gullible Maga...Why haven't you been featured on Gullible Magazine's front cover? Yes we have a magazine. And yes, I have been featured. March. You would love it. The articles are especially worthwhile. There is one by I.P. Nightly about the necessities of changing mattresses often. And another by Bob N. Round who really is a bikini inspector. Right here in Alberta. I kid you not. I vaguely remember an article written about a tick inspector named Gull A. Bull, or maybe it was by someone who was simply ticked off. I'll go look it up . . .Diane Stringam Tolleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09629946536985545457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-45250363671388926862011-09-09T12:36:52.383-07:002011-09-09T12:36:52.383-07:00I must say the guy is definitely creative!
Wouldn...I must say the guy is definitely creative!<br /><br />Wouldn't it be irony though if someone he approached really did have ticks?ipenkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16836090393033706793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-21729067451350740412011-09-09T05:40:44.364-07:002011-09-09T05:40:44.364-07:00Well, you wouldn't have wanted to be going out...Well, you wouldn't have wanted to be going out with the Unlicenced Bikini InspectorThat Baldy Fellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01049009604878359923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-7754326200233026182011-09-09T04:09:14.575-07:002011-09-09T04:09:14.575-07:00Now that I'm catching two buses twice a day, (...Now that I'm catching two buses twice a day, (4 bus rides per day!!), I'm going to have to watch out for those woodtick inspectors...<br />Good to know your bikini passed inspection.Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-43308804157987665472011-09-09T02:49:04.180-07:002011-09-09T02:49:04.180-07:00He should move over here. French women are always ...He should move over here. French women are always taking their tops off ("Pouf! Is not 'ow you say a beeg-deal?") even without the application of a couple of glasses of fabric-loosener.<br /><br />It's quite disconcerting.<br /><br />I try and be very English and pretend not to notice. It seems to encourage them.Jonhttp://www.vendeeblog.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-85589054727631567692011-09-08T22:45:03.590-07:002011-09-08T22:45:03.590-07:00I love your crazy little stories. You have a cleve...I love your crazy little stories. You have a clever way with a thought.Yvonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11506141901518297798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-77651358285025625822011-09-08T18:29:39.741-07:002011-09-08T18:29:39.741-07:00Aside from the alcohol, I still think your boyfrie...Aside from the alcohol, I still think your boyfriend had the better job as a Bikini Inspector!! Cute story! W.C.C.W.C.Camphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04635788252201119646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-24918442761611940822011-09-08T16:17:43.616-07:002011-09-08T16:17:43.616-07:00I simply , desperately, hope this is a true story....I simply , desperately, hope this is a true story.Middle-aged Mormon Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06250594175961381412noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-34282991302704148952011-09-08T15:11:54.787-07:002011-09-08T15:11:54.787-07:00Well, Lolamouse got a little tense about the whole...Well, Lolamouse got a little tense about the whole tick thing. I guess it is understandable and all. I'd forgotten about that song by Brad Paisley until it was mentioned here.Amber Starhttp://serenitydays.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-1989449322014411632011-09-08T14:19:10.283-07:002011-09-08T14:19:10.283-07:00My, I do admire someone who knows the difference b...My, I do admire someone who knows the difference between a wood tick and a tick that causes Lyme disease. You so smart!jenny_onoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-74491134630798445502011-09-08T14:18:49.949-07:002011-09-08T14:18:49.949-07:00This all reminds me of the country song "I Wa...This all reminds me of the country song "I Want to Check You for Ticks." But I suppose I am the only loser here who likes country music.<br />R Jacob up there cracks me up. Again.Dawn@Lighten Up!https://www.blogger.com/profile/06301481567651330133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-67126213955283972312011-09-08T14:08:56.052-07:002011-09-08T14:08:56.052-07:00I've been known to buy a few of those fellas b...I've been known to buy a few of those fellas breakfast.Linda O'Connellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15982895073903619018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-74384760419039564692011-09-08T14:01:16.642-07:002011-09-08T14:01:16.642-07:00I used to be gullible like that, wide-eyed innocen...I used to be gullible like that, wide-eyed innocent and all. Living in San Francisco sort of spoiled me, though. It's Ground Zero for weirdos like your Tick Inspector!Vintage Christinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12442933020568560373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-4768781442851041332011-09-08T13:33:26.741-07:002011-09-08T13:33:26.741-07:00Genius. As always!Genius. As always!Lynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09826731771375350000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-13504745891289510942011-09-08T13:02:29.675-07:002011-09-08T13:02:29.675-07:00I could've used the wood tick inspector last w...I could've used the wood tick inspector last week. Both of my dogs were covered in seed ticks and got them all over my house. I guess since I already knew we had them, though, an inspection would've been redundant! Does he do eradication too? Maybe by breathing on them?!!Lolamousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12508347229501155001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-53102195695652909372011-09-08T12:30:56.277-07:002011-09-08T12:30:56.277-07:00Pearl, you are simply brilliant......always.
It w...Pearl, you are simply brilliant......always.<br /><br />It was your blog that made me decide that Erma Bombeck has been not only caught up with, but surpassed.Lohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08398370059689865989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-69600434204850821122011-09-08T11:31:13.974-07:002011-09-08T11:31:13.974-07:00Brad Paisley Had a song out a while back called &q...Brad Paisley Had a song out a while back called "I Wanna Check You For Ticks". It's a love song of course. It oughta be on your playlist.<br /><br />I did it one time. Without the official Bikini Inspector Tee Shirt. That hurt.Simply Suthernhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057516546779066925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-84486603792639985692011-09-08T10:18:28.269-07:002011-09-08T10:18:28.269-07:00Years ago for a booth at Mardi Gras we made up lam...Years ago for a booth at Mardi Gras we made up laminated tags that said " Mardi Gras Official Boob Inspector". We put them on a set of beads that cost us $0.07 then sold them for $5. We made a killing. <br /><br />They were super tacky; but we laughed all the way to the bank.Bodacious Boomerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14541581963810435319noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-55738187825403972712011-09-08T09:23:20.972-07:002011-09-08T09:23:20.972-07:00Night Ranger?? OMG, you were old school arcade jai...Night Ranger?? OMG, you were old school arcade jail bait back in the day.Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolnesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08408150910056369989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-64780203547900414502011-09-08T09:21:35.702-07:002011-09-08T09:21:35.702-07:00I love playing along with strangers. it's a t...I love playing along with strangers. it's a thrill to lie about something as silly as knowing Lori. But I do it all the time to entertain myself. We really WOULD get along in Real Life...<br /><br />I actually do know a Lori. She's... well.. you know.... Lori.Crystal Pistolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16384208762919600611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-69157041285841458092011-09-08T09:21:18.143-07:002011-09-08T09:21:18.143-07:00I am the Queen of the Gullibles. I will be on the ...I am the Queen of the Gullibles. I will be on the lookout for tick inspectors...Shelly (La Tejana)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-28261081445287933262011-09-08T09:20:05.280-07:002011-09-08T09:20:05.280-07:00You clearly have never really faced down a school ...You clearly have never really faced down a school of Muskie made stronger by their righteous anger. Those are a tough fish to negotiate with and any encounter with them leaves scars.Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolnesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08408150910056369989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-77680349223839602202011-09-08T09:08:51.657-07:002011-09-08T09:08:51.657-07:00It's rare that I leave gushing comments anywhe...It's rare that I leave gushing comments anywhere on the interweb - so enjoy this while you can.<br />I really do love the way you write. You really do make me chuckle, you silly, bafoon of a person.Glenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11562111165943505509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-54426812593604102902011-09-08T09:01:56.956-07:002011-09-08T09:01:56.956-07:00Hmm
just wondering where does one search for wood ...Hmm<br />just wondering where does one search for wood ticks? And is this something we look for together?<br /><<<<>>>><br /><br />signed<br /><br />hopefulraydenzel1https://www.blogger.com/profile/16212342091537737561noreply@blogger.com