tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post564067990811602273..comments2023-11-14T20:29:04.094-08:00Comments on Pearl, Why You Little...: My Psychosomatic Aunt Fanny, or Side Effects May Include…Pearlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-68417617341774758532012-02-16T07:00:54.183-08:002012-02-16T07:00:54.183-08:00It must mean SOMETHING!
You're not two-faced....It must mean SOMETHING!<br /><br />You're not two-faced. I know it, intuitively.<br /><br />Your psyche has an itch that needs scratchin'?<br /><br />Don't go there. Whatever you do. DON'T DO IT.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08139599163464020063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-89156761950957199512012-02-14T02:44:57.472-08:002012-02-14T02:44:57.472-08:00Now you've got me scratching - thanks a bunch....Now you've got me scratching - thanks a bunch.Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01529798893653033970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-90491985099014869532012-02-13T13:56:14.707-08:002012-02-13T13:56:14.707-08:00I used to have 'mystery pains' when I was ...I used to have 'mystery pains' when I was married. Knees, back, head, you name it... roaming pain every day.<br /><br />Got divorced and PRESTO CHANGO! Pain gone. <br /><br />Our bodies. THEY KNOW.WrathofDawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06631918111665596235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-24982165911594903702012-02-13T05:36:12.620-08:002012-02-13T05:36:12.620-08:00The back of your head needs something apparently.The back of your head needs something apparently.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-80928538847461284012012-02-13T03:40:05.730-08:002012-02-13T03:40:05.730-08:00I've had an itching spot on my scalp for years...I've had an itching spot on my scalp for years now. Always the same spot, but there's nothing there. Changing shampoos and conditioners has had no effect, new pillows, washing my hats, nothing changes, the itch is still there. And so very annoying.Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-28630198175925806492012-02-12T21:00:51.160-08:002012-02-12T21:00:51.160-08:00Our bodies know ... glad you got rid of the boyfri...Our bodies know ... glad you got rid of the boyfriend. He might have taken your time away from blogging!Watsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16609173450576055443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-3442614928826527032012-02-12T20:16:38.205-08:002012-02-12T20:16:38.205-08:00I'm sure that itching is nothing to worry abou...I'm sure that itching is nothing to worry about! Probably just crabs...Pat Tilletthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17699973774273291205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-80264847575960771772012-02-12T19:04:37.180-08:002012-02-12T19:04:37.180-08:00you sure there isn't an extra face back there ...you sure there isn't an extra face back there whispering those thoughts in your ear?limehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17259558876349307173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-19143932821942075872012-02-12T18:59:47.645-08:002012-02-12T18:59:47.645-08:00Did you have sympathetic chicken pox? Perhaps psy...Did you have sympathetic chicken pox? Perhaps psychosomatic pox? Can a hypochondriac come down with a case of imaginary pox? <br /><br />Ya know, I'm suddenly feeling a tad itchy. I think I better call in sick tomorrow....just in case.HermanTurniphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15448138758753193112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-33013221736374100762012-02-12T18:12:12.703-08:002012-02-12T18:12:12.703-08:00I have enough health issues. I'd be in really...I have enough health issues. I'd be in really terrible, terrible shape if I started taking on other people's. Or--have I already and that's why I'm in terrible shape? LOL! ;)Ritahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02043285884495492598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-64190581580110278142012-02-12T17:15:30.986-08:002012-02-12T17:15:30.986-08:00it is the dry cold that is causing your itching.
...it is the dry cold that is causing your itching. <br /><br />take two weeks in the Bahamas <br />and call me in the morning.<br />run off with some hot mama's<br />your itching will stop...<br /><br />hmmm...not much rhymes with morning... <br /> <br />doctor Bruce...<br /><br />(kinda like doctor Seuss, but without the mad rhyming skills and notoriety...so really not like Dr Seuss at all...)that guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09171219082208472827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-56043947310605520802012-02-12T15:49:59.413-08:002012-02-12T15:49:59.413-08:00Ah well, every time I scratch my head, I get a spl...Ah well, every time I scratch my head, I get a splinter. And would you believe that um "Fanny" has a rather different meaning in lil' ol England? Have no idea why I mentioned that...<br />I know what I shall do now...hey great posting! Thanks for sharing! <br />:)klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-57867843082980453912012-02-12T15:45:23.109-08:002012-02-12T15:45:23.109-08:00Great now MY head is itchy! Apparently, I am as e...Great now MY head is itchy! Apparently, I am as empathetic as you - who would have thunk it?Gigihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05467164195744234746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-39411950163284639842012-02-12T15:39:18.392-08:002012-02-12T15:39:18.392-08:00Dum! Da Dum Dum! Ah ha! Mystery theater. What does...Dum! Da Dum Dum! Ah ha! Mystery theater. What does the character "Scalp" have to say? That is the question around which this play will revolve!<br /><br />Peace.Deehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00612299013780771262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-47189421877962975472012-02-12T14:28:58.473-08:002012-02-12T14:28:58.473-08:00Just the mention of fleas has me scratching but be...Just the mention of fleas has me scratching but beyond that I don't care enough to be empathetic.<br /><br />Invisible lice sound nasty though, you should get some invisible shampoo for that.Argenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10532506690426639326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-23064556373716253722012-02-12T14:28:57.847-08:002012-02-12T14:28:57.847-08:00Just the mention of fleas has me scratching but be...Just the mention of fleas has me scratching but beyond that I don't care enough to be empathetic.<br /><br />Invisible lice sound nasty though, you should get some invisible shampoo for that.Argenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10532506690426639326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-54842051057467184202012-02-12T12:59:53.112-08:002012-02-12T12:59:53.112-08:00Yeah about that...
*scratches head*
I had a smal...Yeah about that...<br /><br />*scratches head*<br /><br />I had a small boy you remember. Scratching head always means check for lice.<br /><br />*scratches head*<br /><br />Thanks for that reminder.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-54113748342638860142012-02-12T12:33:18.818-08:002012-02-12T12:33:18.818-08:00My doctor uncle had a med school friend who ultima...My doctor uncle had a med school friend who ultimately had to drop out because he aquired the symptoms of every illness and condition they were studying. It all left him a basketcase of hysterical hypochondria.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-8495761087633600142012-02-12T11:30:55.557-08:002012-02-12T11:30:55.557-08:00Man you get a lot of comments!Man you get a lot of comments!Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-41050943288025726112012-02-12T10:53:39.588-08:002012-02-12T10:53:39.588-08:00Hey Pearl! Yes, the body speaks to us in a myriad ...Hey Pearl! Yes, the body speaks to us in a myriad of subtle ways. If you were DREAMING about scratching your head, it apparently means: "strangers are annoying you by their flattering attentions, which you will feel are only shown to win favors from you." So I'd best be off. IndigoIndigo Rothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03957870121933442627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-12717380770401743902012-02-12T10:49:05.456-08:002012-02-12T10:49:05.456-08:00Hmm. I hesitate to blame ANYthing on female midlif...Hmm. I hesitate to blame ANYthing on female midlife, and yet I have to say that I started with the itchy scalp about when I was your age. I also noticed my formerly oily skin drying up phenomenally. Even if you've always had normal or dry skin, perhaps it's getting dryer too?<br /><br />Or maybe you really do need to "wash that (pesky whatever) right outta your haaiiiiirr..." as the ad used to go :)jenny_ohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15475480579733466963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-36727459835935114802012-02-12T10:28:53.169-08:002012-02-12T10:28:53.169-08:00Don't worry your little head about nothing. It...Don't worry your little head about nothing. It's just a mild reaction to where the government secretly implanted their monitoring chip while you slept!JohnDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00608216150220329902noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-30362477364801409712012-02-12T10:17:46.496-08:002012-02-12T10:17:46.496-08:00Heated indoor air is so dry it can cause itching. ...Heated indoor air is so dry it can cause itching. But on the head? I dunno, I tell you.Nancy/BLissed-Out Grandmahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17223278142557533175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-73227898835755477172012-02-12T10:16:53.924-08:002012-02-12T10:16:53.924-08:00My left knee is still bothering me from my fall on...My left knee is still bothering me from my fall on the ice. would you mind......?<br /><br />Seriously, our bodies do talk to us sometimes. I wish mine would remind me not to eat so much!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-3076418433496041782012-02-12T09:45:58.724-08:002012-02-12T09:45:58.724-08:00So that's why my head stopped itching--THANK Y...So that's why my head stopped itching--THANK YOU!! Now there's a little crick in my left shoulder--if you wouldn't mind...........fishduckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07334973392362918928noreply@blogger.com