tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post5481429982510772262..comments2023-11-14T20:29:04.094-08:00Comments on Pearl, Why You Little...: The Untapped Potential of Dog PoopPearlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-46728408131019887072009-03-13T02:29:00.000-07:002009-03-13T02:29:00.000-07:00I can't believe I missed this post. Most people ha...I can't believe I missed this post. Most people have probably moved on though - and this post is but a memory. However that will not stop me from commenting. . . I shall press forward. I can't believe no one mentioned "Doody".<BR/><BR/>You know - previously I mentioned how your posts bring songs to mind - and this is no different. Tell me if you've heard this one:<BR/><BR/>Don't Crap in your hand - Crap in your poopy suit.<BR/><BR/>You'll feel relief filling your brief. . . whoo!<BR/><BR/>-(Sniffle) I've got a lump in my throat.<BR/><BR/>-I've got a lump in my poopy suit.<BR/><BR/>-Now Cut that out!<BR/><BR/>-Hee hee hee; Just Drop it.<BR/><BR/>- Oh jeez guys. <BR/><BR/>- I'll eliminate it from my repertoire.<BR/><BR/>- Stop that!Eskimo Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02620064453780055916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-52745794874571512742009-03-12T20:46:00.000-07:002009-03-12T20:46:00.000-07:00Oh, don't I like you (and have just sussed that yo...Oh, don't I like you (and have just sussed that you're a fellow MN-tan)?<BR/><BR/>I have been known to follow people home and later leave the bag of their dog's poop on the stoop for them.<BR/><BR/>That's a special kind of crazy, right?Jocelynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03227519811818290510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-73927668267081097922009-03-12T20:40:00.000-07:002009-03-12T20:40:00.000-07:00I like the thought of having one of those park con...I like the thought of having one of those park contraptions out in my backyard. I could place it in an out of the way spot in the yard and send the kids out to pick up the crap they agreed to pick up when we started our little zoo. It would also make me feel like their allowance was somehow justified. Brilliant!!!Something Happened Somewhere Turninghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17897631770669843340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-42512853278945417132009-03-12T00:46:00.000-07:002009-03-12T00:46:00.000-07:00Or, "Pearl: Dog Poop Enemy No. 1". (Yes, the other...Or, "<B>Pearl: Dog Poop Enemy No. 1</B>". (Yes, the other people's suggestions were better).Gadjo Dilohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08998278830936531990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-90968464108821642982009-03-11T19:22:00.000-07:002009-03-11T19:22:00.000-07:00"Hey – why don’t you get a dog and then pay me to ..."Hey – why don’t you get a dog and then pay me to come over and clean your yard? What do you say?"<BR/><BR/>Hhmmm....a tempting offer. Let me think about it.rtjuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05194164369846308268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-76463061204419215562009-03-11T19:15:00.000-07:002009-03-11T19:15:00.000-07:00When my son pooped his diapers, I cleaned it up. I...When my son pooped his diapers, I cleaned it up. If I decided to buy a dog, I would make a promise, to myself and the community, to be a vigilant poop-er-scooper! Very funny post!Feisty Cronehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02821808042889216134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-82589957749066511682009-03-11T18:19:00.000-07:002009-03-11T18:19:00.000-07:00Peoplehear let their dogs poop riht on the dam whe...Peoplehear let their dogs poop riht on the dam when two steps would take them off the side and out of the walking path. I HATE that! But I reserve more of my ire for people who let their dogs roam free in the neighborhhood to poop in my yard.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-48933465382211145062009-03-11T14:55:00.000-07:002009-03-11T14:55:00.000-07:00Pearl I think it is hysterical that the blog befor...Pearl I think it is hysterical that the blog before this one was "You Gonna Eat That?"<BR/><BR/>That might make for a humorous name for your business!!<BR/><BR/>"You Gonna Eat That?" <BR/>If not, why not use a poop bag?<BR/><BR/>Peace - ReneAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05088944123595868347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-31079741718176144532009-03-11T14:15:00.000-07:002009-03-11T14:15:00.000-07:00Michelle, I know! We're cool, you and I!:-)So swe...Michelle, I know! We're cool, you and I!<BR/>:-)<BR/>So sweet, you.Pearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-12802518562042280312009-03-11T14:14:00.001-07:002009-03-11T14:14:00.001-07:00Ian, oh sure! Everyone's rubbing their city-provi...Ian, oh sure! Everyone's rubbing their city-provided poop bags in my face.<BR/>:-)<BR/>Go ahead -- I set myself up.Pearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-63933738148816453942009-03-11T14:14:00.000-07:002009-03-11T14:14:00.000-07:00Pearl-Q I think I should say I'm sorry!I didn't me...Pearl-Q I think I should say I'm sorry!<BR/><BR/>I didn't mean I don't give a shit, what I meant to say was something about pooping doggies and how much shit they produce!!<BR/><BR/>I LOVE YOU!!!!Michellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13012277904032798697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-28671110388583599062009-03-11T14:01:00.000-07:002009-03-11T14:01:00.000-07:00It's a shitty job, but somebody has to do it -- or...It's a shitty job, but somebody has to do it -- or should do it. BTW, we have dog poop bag stands in our parks.Ian Lidsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14106994463366766471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-35462181577434271142009-03-11T13:27:00.000-07:002009-03-11T13:27:00.000-07:00Steve, something like a Turd Enforcer?! I'll do i...Steve, something like a Turd Enforcer?! I'll do it! But only if I get someone to follow me around with a boombox that continually plays the theme from The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. Oooooh. And a poncho. I'm gonna need a Navajo poncho.<BR/><BR/>Squirrel, I like Holy Crap. Or maybe "Wholly Crap", you know, like I specialize in crap. I could do other things, but no, it's wholly crap.Pearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-78049856563825473052009-03-11T13:24:00.000-07:002009-03-11T13:24:00.000-07:00Retired One, I think people do it because they can...Retired One, I think people do it because they can, because no one calls them on it. <BR/><BR/>Venom, that’s going straight into my business-model paperwork!<BR/><BR/>Kavi, we all have such wonderful ideas, don’t we?! <BR/><BR/>iNDefatigable mjenks, by God that’s the best use of the root word “copro” that I’ve ever seen. You have no idea how much I wish I’d thought of that myself…<BR/><BR/>U, well said! Spring is threatening to pop at any moment and I need to practice my “look” so I’m ready…<BR/><BR/>Reeky, in my neighborhood there are very few children. Shoot, we couldn’t even get someone to shovel. I think $65 is reasonable for three dogs (especially if they’re good-sized dogs), and a nice yard BBQ-ready. <BR/><BR/>Michelle, have never had a colonic, although I ate some bad food once that about did the same thing… (And I’m glad you don’t give a shit!)Pearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-59785058071692389762009-03-11T13:20:00.000-07:002009-03-11T13:20:00.000-07:00Either:No Shit!or Reeky's inadvertent suggestion o...Either:<BR/><BR/>No Shit!<BR/><BR/>or Reeky's inadvertent suggestion of 'Holy Crap!'Red Squirrelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04678400607653911813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-38894657086391231792009-03-11T13:02:00.000-07:002009-03-11T13:02:00.000-07:00You're better than a shit shoveller believe me. In...You're better than a shit shoveller believe me. Instead you should become a poop scoop enforcement officer and make lazy dog owners pick up their dog's turd... either with a bag or with their hands. Clint Eastwood style. Yeah. Now that's a job I'd do.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-45739456426383806572009-03-11T11:54:00.000-07:002009-03-11T11:54:00.000-07:00@IB... wow $65 a week?In this economy, I keep wond...@IB... wow $65 a week?<BR/><BR/>In this economy, I keep wondering what people will cut back on to make ends meet. You are now my poster child for frivilous spending.<BR/><BR/>My 9 year old takes care of business free of charge. Well, we do give him food and shelter so I guess he is compansated.<BR/><BR/>WOW $65 a week? Holy CRAP.<BR/><BR/>Pearl, after you start your business and things take off, please contact me and I'll buy a franchise. Poop = $$$$, apparentlyReekyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15223208454407204994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-22406858316563321062009-03-11T11:09:00.000-07:002009-03-11T11:09:00.000-07:00Hi Pearl,I kinda like, "Taking Your Shit For A Fix...Hi Pearl,<BR/><BR/>I kinda like, "<B>Taking Your Shit For A Fixed Price</B>"; apply it to any business relationship.<BR/><BR/>I've actually see people walk up and stop in from of my house as their dog relieved itself. Now I get that, "<B>A dog's gotta do, what dogs do do</B>". It's the dog lover I got issues with. I guess they get the message when the see the expression on my face that indicates, "<B>I ain't down with that shit in my yard</B>".<BR/><BR/>It's safe to say, "<B>It doesn't happen anymore in my yard</B>", my neighbors know they better come correct, <I>The U</I> ain't feeling Kibbles and Bits.<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://underovr.blogspot.com" REL="nofollow">U</A>underOvr (aka The U)https://www.blogger.com/profile/09241293702725984736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-89154400584485421582009-03-11T10:59:00.000-07:002009-03-11T10:59:00.000-07:00What about "decoprolizer"?What about "decoprolizer"?MJenkshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12761003604210840898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-83620441814726700972009-03-11T10:49:00.000-07:002009-03-11T10:49:00.000-07:00the comments here seem insightful ! There seem to ...the comments here seem insightful ! There seem to be many who are working on your idea already !<BR/><BR/>But i quite like the names that you have thought of. <BR/><BR/>But to make Poop, Pop in your blog post, well, only you could do it !<BR/><BR/>:)Kavihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11426040093753611098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-59448692403131192792009-03-11T10:36:00.000-07:002009-03-11T10:36:00.000-07:00Pooper Scooper Trooper - charge by the size of the...Pooper Scooper Trooper - charge by the size of the yard & # of dogs to pick up after. Bring vomit bag for yourself.Venomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03954234690814697536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-87388147610808513592009-03-11T10:33:00.000-07:002009-03-11T10:33:00.000-07:00Turds-R-us????I know. I hate when others let their...Turds-R-us????<BR/>I know. I hate when others let their dogs go in our yard and think absolutely nothing of it. I think I will leave it on their front porches and see if they "rethink"it? I doubt it. I like the microphone idea and the interview. Maybe humiliation would work.The Retired Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-38961211253809025442009-03-11T10:10:00.000-07:002009-03-11T10:10:00.000-07:00Roshni, I could always offer to sit with people an...Roshni, I could always offer to sit with people and listen to their problems.<BR/>Oh, wait! Actually, I think I already do that!Pearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-60993967862570813302009-03-11T10:09:00.000-07:002009-03-11T10:09:00.000-07:00IB, I believe it. I’ve got friends with dogs and ...IB, I believe it. I’ve got friends with dogs and that backyard is a landmine without constant upkeep…<BR/><BR/>Prefers Her Fantasy Life, thank you! I’ll stop by! And I hear you – wonder if I could get someone to pack up and unload some things for me…<BR/><BR/>Diane, I didn’t hear that. :-) And I love the fact that you care about your park! I actually wander about in the spring and summer, picking up fast food and other garbage, too.<BR/><BR/>Sweet Cheeks, I like how you think!<BR/><BR/>DevilsHeaven, if there are children, I agree that it’s part of owning a dog. If there are no children and the adults are working, I’d be happy to stop by and pick up their yard for a fee!<BR/><BR/>De Campo, for cryin’ out loud I hadn’t even considered that. Can you imagine getting ticketed for that?!<BR/><BR/>Frank, that’s an excellent idea. Honestly. And I get tired of yelling out my porch windows…<BR/><BR/>Jodie, that’s excellent! Gross encounters of the turd kind. Brilliant.<BR/><BR/>Cat, the more I think about it, the more I like it. Serious! <BR/><BR/>Darsden, I’ll pop by. Make sure there’s beer in the fridge (should I bring my own pimp glass?!)<BR/><BR/>Icky, there are leftovers and there are LEFTOVERS!<BR/><BR/>Mbuna, I have to admit I have, too, but not in my park. Hey – why don’t you get a dog and then pay me to come over and clean your yard? What do you say?Pearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-59647858717302175942009-03-11T10:07:00.000-07:002009-03-11T10:07:00.000-07:00Very creative... but I see from the very first pos...Very creative... but I see from the very first post that yer job has been taken!<BR/>You could make it generic and say that you're willing to clear up the 'shit' from people's lives... that might have many takers!!Roshnihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01107573625336456428noreply@blogger.com