tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post4594632826858296211..comments2023-11-14T20:29:04.094-08:00Comments on Pearl, Why You Little...: I Say We Just Hold Him Down and Remove the Limb EntirelyPearlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-75974643967109802422011-10-23T19:04:02.764-07:002011-10-23T19:04:02.764-07:00I can barely take out a splinter because I am a ch...I can barely take out a splinter because I am a chicken shit.Mrs. Tunahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04547957015150000116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-37730213707408999122011-10-21T03:15:10.087-07:002011-10-21T03:15:10.087-07:00I've gone right off my lunch now.I've gone right off my lunch now.Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01529798893653033970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-43070088032866240422011-10-20T18:30:43.353-07:002011-10-20T18:30:43.353-07:00sweet fancy moses, i dunno whether to laugh, cry, ...sweet fancy moses, i dunno whether to laugh, cry, vomit, or ask for more! yah, i'll look up jon and mary if i ever get out that way :)limehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17259558876349307173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-48577412378266039332011-10-20T06:21:41.545-07:002011-10-20T06:21:41.545-07:00When I hear medical insurance stories, it makes me...When I hear medical insurance stories, it makes me realize that I LOVE CANADA!!! Great story well told. Thank you!Diane Stringam Tolleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09629946536985545457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-91115689880529638072011-10-20T05:33:48.760-07:002011-10-20T05:33:48.760-07:00I have an award for you, I know you don't acce...I have an award for you, I know you don't accept them, just wanted you to know.Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-59120979699944026292011-10-19T20:17:38.553-07:002011-10-19T20:17:38.553-07:00this was really well written lol. ill remember thi...this was really well written lol. ill remember this next time i see the doctor!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-42594451283223536202011-10-19T19:56:35.772-07:002011-10-19T19:56:35.772-07:00Great story! Can I buy both you and Jon a beer, o...Great story! Can I buy both you and Jon a beer, or at least a copy of your book when it's published?HermanTurniphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15448138758753193112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-85645949648224236562011-10-19T19:10:18.931-07:002011-10-19T19:10:18.931-07:00great story, great blog followedgreat story, great blog followedaamedorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03252257081356937602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-33902148892696513212011-10-19T18:57:17.989-07:002011-10-19T18:57:17.989-07:00They sound like they would be a blast at a party. ...They sound like they would be a blast at a party. And no, that is not sarcasm. I mean it!Vapid Vixenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08699876620805731017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-39850915443252647092011-10-19T15:34:55.225-07:002011-10-19T15:34:55.225-07:00Cool they can move in next to me, hell with those ...Cool they can move in next to me, hell with those kinds of stories to tell I think we could live a few years longer. There is one condition...don't wash Frank's web away, he spends all summer building it and when he's done with it he's fat and ready for winter. He's about silver dollar size now...cool spider.the walking manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10058913927297370740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-43217088511148151822011-10-19T14:32:09.260-07:002011-10-19T14:32:09.260-07:00Sounds like they have the perfect relationship :)Sounds like they have the perfect relationship :)Silver Strandshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13726379937631692406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-25178045403548401482011-10-19T14:13:35.857-07:002011-10-19T14:13:35.857-07:00Pearl, you really made Mary and Jon live through y...Pearl, you really made Mary and Jon live through your words! I could just picture the scene! A part of me winced at the thought of what people end up doing without medical insurance. And it made me think of an episode with my brother some years ago. I was working with him and my husband in the endless cleaning out of our deceased parents' home when I stepped off a step and fell, spraining my ankle severely. As I lay on the ground, my brother bent over me saying "Oh, Kathleen! We need to get you to a doctor!" My husband Bob yelled "Michael, you ARE a doctor!" And my brother, an M.D., stopped, thought about it and said "Oh, yeah. I forgot!" And he quickly and expertly treated me. But OMG! The spouse of a doctor doing kitchen table surgery? Your friend was very lucky.Dr. Kathy McCoyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02903015507894951725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-47007830130729249962011-10-19T14:08:31.003-07:002011-10-19T14:08:31.003-07:00Wow, big ball of blood sounds crazy. I'd once...Wow, big ball of blood sounds crazy. I'd once heard an urban legend that one time when they cut a swelling open a bunch of baby spiders popped out. *shudder*ipenkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16836090393033706793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-16708477963009951672011-10-19T12:48:48.931-07:002011-10-19T12:48:48.931-07:00Jesus...you people really wreak...and yes, that...Jesus...you people really wreak...and yes, that's with DOTAKE.<br />And not only that, UTAH is having major attacks with ADA, so, WHISPA?<br />Not anymore.<br />Everybody has it in writing.<br />QUAD V- EQIDAR- BEARO- AMPHYM- TELFUN- ERCOMAM.<br />REMY has had " major surgery".<br />And that's with " chum" - RY.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-9469577017000212992011-10-19T12:39:16.034-07:002011-10-19T12:39:16.034-07:00I will not show this post to my smaller portion wh...I will not show this post to my smaller portion who is convinced that all spiders are EVIL, and some of the ones here is Oz do have tendencies that way. He drowns them in fly spray. I sweep them up with a dustpan and brush and escort them outside. Guess which one of us got bitten? Yup. That would be me.Elephant's Childhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06650565833097914052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-51758354751021174422011-10-19T12:37:51.125-07:002011-10-19T12:37:51.125-07:00Amazing story! If I had to pay thousands, I'd ...Amazing story! If I had to pay thousands, I'd probably do the same thing.Bellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14175778756449339363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-61136986923181220792011-10-19T11:55:05.105-07:002011-10-19T11:55:05.105-07:00I think we need to see a picture of Mary and you t...I think we need to see a picture of Mary and you together. I will chip in $15.00 each if necessary!raydenzel1https://www.blogger.com/profile/16212342091537737561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-88300164729197550992011-10-19T11:53:33.740-07:002011-10-19T11:53:33.740-07:00I was helping install carpet in a house one mornin...I was helping install carpet in a house one morning. Early on, I sliced open a finger with a knife while cutting carpet pad. The bandages just slid off because of the blood. I made my own band aid by wrapping the finger in a napkin and wrapping it all with masking tape including the end so the blood wouldn't drip out on the new carpet. I went back to work. Everything healed fine I think, Is it unusual to be able to scratch your nose and ear at the same time with the same finger? just wondering...raydenzel1https://www.blogger.com/profile/16212342091537737561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-27827783303774863512011-10-19T11:37:23.024-07:002011-10-19T11:37:23.024-07:00yeek...what kind of spider runs out and bites your...yeek...what kind of spider runs out and bites your shin when you destroy its web?? A really big mean one, I guess. I'm thinking I'd have probably passed on the pizza, though.Amber Starhttp://serenitydays.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-43352353354390135852011-10-19T11:07:05.207-07:002011-10-19T11:07:05.207-07:00Did I ever tell you about the time I removed my ow...Did I ever tell you about the time I removed my own appendix? No? Well, I didn't so it would have been a lie. On the other hand, I was sorely tempted to repair my broken kneecap (using Superglue and a bit of strong thread) while lying on the gurney in the ER for 5 hours waiting to get someone medically qualified to actually pronounce it broken (the big "snap" and the fact that I could feel two separate pieces where it was once one didn't see me to matter).<br /><br />Otherwise, I lance boils and such fairly often.<br /><br />I wish I had friends (and cats) like yours, though.Douglashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09752593286034877538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-39894223164104309172011-10-19T10:38:17.499-07:002011-10-19T10:38:17.499-07:00I have been called upon to render medical service ...I have been called upon to render medical service in the far away land of nowheresville, but never in a million years would I cut open a leg anywhere in the vicinity of real modern medicine. Dan is a very fortunate man to have come away with both legs from that encounter. A fascinating story though.<br />RosemaryAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06121172465022137270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-42235306656790281132011-10-19T10:03:03.915-07:002011-10-19T10:03:03.915-07:00FUNNY STORY!! I want to read more funny stories! ...FUNNY STORY!! I want to read more funny stories! I sent you an email so you could tell me were I could send a check to buy I WAS RAISED TO BE A LERT, but I haven't heard from you. You can get my email address from my profile.fishduckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07334973392362918928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-9121062668859023482011-10-19T09:11:47.455-07:002011-10-19T09:11:47.455-07:00Pizza, after that story??? I don't think so!Pizza, after that story??? I don't think so!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-61986055414083539102011-10-19T09:11:02.014-07:002011-10-19T09:11:02.014-07:00Now I'm grateful I'm in the UK with non-bi...Now I'm grateful I'm in the UK with non-biting spiders!<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-81143697826487750482011-10-19T09:05:58.041-07:002011-10-19T09:05:58.041-07:00Although that story made me want to retch; I total...Although that story made me want to retch; I totally understand. We who are uninsured must occasionally be creative and stoic.Bodacious Boomerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14541581963810435319noreply@blogger.com