tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post4259762108981417611..comments2023-11-14T20:29:04.094-08:00Comments on Pearl, Why You Little...: The Devious Elderly; or Oh, She Knows What She’s DoingPearlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-85154781979088804842013-02-07T06:53:54.918-08:002013-02-07T06:53:54.918-08:00Damn, I haven't been exercising my "old l...Damn, I haven't been exercising my "old lady" rights. "Move over everyone - here I come."Mariodacatsmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06040681324029176934noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-60573241937832488532013-02-07T05:13:49.728-08:002013-02-07T05:13:49.728-08:00Some old ladies may lose their looks and their fil...Some old ladies may lose their looks and their filters, but not their sass. I know.Linda O'Connellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15982895073903619018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-9389223689967027752013-02-06T23:21:15.134-08:002013-02-06T23:21:15.134-08:00Dressing weird when you are old starts with wearin...Dressing weird when you are old starts with wearing a sports bra, that doesn't hold you up, outside the house. I know because this is what I now do at 62 yrs. old. Plaid pants and a flowered blouse are next. That was my aunt's favorite outfit.Bellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14175778756449339363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-28392046424796027102013-02-06T23:14:14.866-08:002013-02-06T23:14:14.866-08:00I'm even more annoying than the line-butters. ...I'm even more annoying than the line-butters. I smile like the Holy Mother and say "oh, you go right ahead of me, dear. I'm retired." I can't say those words often enough.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-89700362933289110592013-02-06T18:32:54.641-08:002013-02-06T18:32:54.641-08:00Whoa NO. Girlfriend ain't cuttin' no matte...Whoa NO. Girlfriend ain't cuttin' no matter HOW old she is! I call those old folks out. I mean, they have nuthin' going on ALL day..they've got time to stand in line. They can wait like the rest of us.<br /><br />I'm mean like that. Linhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07042143254001890567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-12357253251299053722013-02-06T17:20:37.728-08:002013-02-06T17:20:37.728-08:00It took your geriatric call lady so long to put he...It took your geriatric call lady so long to put herself together for the event it's a wonder she was alive to get there. Rude is still rude.Joanne Noragonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09834682329952369721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-44810217092995349422013-02-06T16:54:45.356-08:002013-02-06T16:54:45.356-08:00Yes, Pearl, one day (in the far too near future) y...Yes, Pearl, one day (in the far too near future) you and I will be old enough for those shenanigans...and I'll save a place in line just for you.Gigihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05467164195744234746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-53166439388798704762013-02-06T12:57:02.480-08:002013-02-06T12:57:02.480-08:00Love her name...perfect for her.
Made me smile!
D...Love her name...perfect for her. <br />Made me smile!<br />Don't you just love the 'line butters'... (NOT!)...(no matter what their age.) <br />Seems wisdom should come with age... <br />Hugs,<br />JackieJackiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01214796594702277709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-3417420682438812642013-02-06T12:48:37.756-08:002013-02-06T12:48:37.756-08:00Um... taser.Um... taser.Craver Viihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12882284402568264182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-39812619858754990102013-02-06T11:28:58.294-08:002013-02-06T11:28:58.294-08:00Purple is the color of royalty, Pearl. Some people...Purple is the color of royalty, Pearl. Some people just grow those coats.Geo.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16221314320558128986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-88434258659628435052013-02-06T11:27:30.323-08:002013-02-06T11:27:30.323-08:00I knew I was getting old when - invited to a celeb...I knew I was getting old when - invited to a celebration at a local First Nations Reserve, I got in line with all the other people. One of the "ushers" came up to me and said: "Elders go first", while escorting me to the head of the line. I was astonished - and officially a senior! <br />Daisy's BarbaraWatsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16609173450576055443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-1153132321709003302013-02-06T11:19:00.117-08:002013-02-06T11:19:00.117-08:00Never trust old people--especially ones in purple ...Never trust old people--especially ones in purple coats!!Conniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03865193802444007545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-12019883721972969972013-02-06T10:47:36.047-08:002013-02-06T10:47:36.047-08:00Pearl, I swear, some women never leave junior high...Pearl, I swear, some women never leave junior high. And my response is firmly rooted in Morningside Junior High - saving seats still ticks me off!Cherylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14402270100022873214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-43745246572332296262013-02-06T10:11:21.777-08:002013-02-06T10:11:21.777-08:00If we both try real hard can we write like Calvin ...If we both try real hard can we write like Calvin Trillin? Oh, how I envy you that opportunity to hear him. Now, for the old babe, work hard and you can go to the front of the line, too. And so you should.Ian Lidsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14106994463366766471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-75614039914463463122013-02-06T09:58:30.674-08:002013-02-06T09:58:30.674-08:00I would, too. At that age, I might not be alive b...I would, too. At that age, I might not be alive by the time I made it to the front of the line.Susan Kanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09834094675218254410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-9195632465650811132013-02-06T09:21:17.774-08:002013-02-06T09:21:17.774-08:00D's grandma was like that--I swear, old people...D's grandma was like that--I swear, old people act like toddlers, just all impulse and instant gratification.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-25513529530251998472013-02-06T09:10:13.341-08:002013-02-06T09:10:13.341-08:00When you reach my age, Pearl, you can look forward...When you reach my age, Pearl, you can look forward to disgraceful old age. For now, concentrate on a disgraceful young one. Can I help you? Why yes, I'd love to! Roth xIndigo Rothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03957870121933442627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-50028926286240632642013-02-06T08:41:48.840-08:002013-02-06T08:41:48.840-08:00Age is no excuse for ignorance....just sayin'....Age is no excuse for ignorance....just sayin'.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-30690997212465878162013-02-06T08:32:07.134-08:002013-02-06T08:32:07.134-08:00Letting these elderly ladies step ahead of you has...Letting these elderly ladies step ahead of you has no doubt earned you some good karma.stephen Hayeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17659054447637207734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-57019976508763420582013-02-06T08:29:06.109-08:002013-02-06T08:29:06.109-08:00I'm already that old.
'scuse me....'...I'm already that old. <br /><br />'scuse me....'scuse me... thanx dear<br /><br />Well, maybe not THAT old - just practicing for when I am :)jenny_ohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15475480579733466963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-64365246693063776922013-02-06T08:16:43.493-08:002013-02-06T08:16:43.493-08:00It's a Depends moment...I'm all about lett...It's a Depends moment...I'm all about letting the weak bladders get about their business. I'm not gonna mop.<br /><br />Chantelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10324845550553743658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-52703479428312469052013-02-06T08:06:21.085-08:002013-02-06T08:06:21.085-08:00good for them. and God bless 'em!good for them. and God bless 'em!TexWisGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13641962051044162710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-77749474200513432492013-02-06T07:50:59.609-08:002013-02-06T07:50:59.609-08:00You, Pearl, insure that my monitor is cleaned on a...You, Pearl, insure that my monitor is cleaned on a regular basis!The Crankyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11482237436135513483noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-84424705333697320802013-02-06T07:50:05.001-08:002013-02-06T07:50:05.001-08:00Oh, you guys are really funny this morning, aren&#...Oh, you guys are really funny this morning, aren't you? :-)Pearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-88934322139581116912013-02-06T07:35:48.381-08:002013-02-06T07:35:48.381-08:00Dang.
You just can't confront someone who prov...Dang.<br />You just can't confront someone who provokes that much compassion and warm feeling.<br /><br />Diabolically clever!!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08139599163464020063noreply@blogger.com