tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post3296371080758588101..comments2023-11-14T20:29:04.094-08:00Comments on Pearl, Why You Little...: Willie SuffersPearlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-86814576583940078552010-05-06T22:53:33.705-07:002010-05-06T22:53:33.705-07:00See this is why I like you so much: I have, MANY ...See this is why I like you so much: I have, MANY TIMES, had the "when the plane goes down, please feel free to drag your broken bones over to feast at the Dead Jocelyn Buffet, and I urge you to start with my ear lobes, as they would make an awesome hors d'oeuvre" conversation with my husband.Jocelynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03227519811818290510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-48581882366887463402010-05-05T15:39:09.499-07:002010-05-05T15:39:09.499-07:00Hey Pearl..We too have our physical abnormalities....Hey Pearl..We too have our physical abnormalities. Craig suffers from what he calls "baby bearing hips". I have a completely flat back. From the side, I look like I've been run over by a cement mixer. No J.Lo. booty here. Alas, the wit is intact! See you soon, Baboon. TOW-Peg (p.s...excuse the "anonymous", I'm computer-challenged.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-87970644920760634182010-05-05T11:13:05.244-07:002010-05-05T11:13:05.244-07:00You are a flippin nut!! I think a little pee came...You are a flippin nut!! I think a little pee came out on that one! Please don't tell anyone. That was just too darn funny.Irisheyeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12409929875394381087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-9338109793512518322010-05-05T01:47:56.537-07:002010-05-05T01:47:56.537-07:00From a very early age I rode a push bike (cycle)I ...From a very early age I rode a push bike (cycle)I rode it every day and everywhere, including on the highway for extended trips...result: Huge Calves, even after all these years of sitting on my ass I still have big calves...Just a thought!Tempohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01023337124226272532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-23242631901375808692010-05-05T00:54:25.107-07:002010-05-05T00:54:25.107-07:00Hey Pearl! You've a flat back to your head? I ...Hey Pearl! You've a flat back to your head? I expect that's from Willie hitting you upside with a four by two for coveting his calves for your favourite recipes? You don't remember? Well, concussion's a tricky thing. IndigoIndigo Rothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03957870121933442627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-79946109630864850902010-05-04T19:52:29.691-07:002010-05-04T19:52:29.691-07:00As long as the kids don't have flat calves and...As long as the kids don't have flat calves and monster heads, you ought to be ok.Hilaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12787493532006658679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-71945387885948176062010-05-04T19:23:48.323-07:002010-05-04T19:23:48.323-07:00You had me laughing at this one Pearl...my husband...You had me laughing at this one Pearl...my husband has the lumpiest head I have ever felt on a human (not that I go around feeling everybody's heads..well, I mean just my CLOSE friends..ahem) and he is slowly losing his hair. Which means the future is not going to be all that pretty...just sayin...The Retired Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-58802576486938189212010-05-04T16:51:06.521-07:002010-05-04T16:51:06.521-07:00Be sure to carry some Shake 'n Bake on every a...Be sure to carry some Shake 'n Bake on every airplane flight--just in case.Bossy Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12568355839499622409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-71807694162767952132010-05-04T14:15:30.457-07:002010-05-04T14:15:30.457-07:00Yeh I love the way you find the strange in the mun...Yeh I love the way you find the strange in the mundane. However, I would never hire you for my image consultant. Because then you would draw attention to my webbed feet and extra toe.Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolnesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08408150910056369989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-43054870856724672652010-05-04T13:33:39.021-07:002010-05-04T13:33:39.021-07:00This post is hilarious - was chuckling (sorry - gu...This post is hilarious - was chuckling (sorry - guffawing) from start to finish.<br />If we're ever on the same flight together, should I bring mint sauce? Or horseradish?Kabbalah Rookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12737692859267786264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-79943438640153931902010-05-04T13:16:26.948-07:002010-05-04T13:16:26.948-07:00I love your blog - it never fails to lighten my mo...I love your blog - it never fails to lighten my mood after a day teaching cynicism to the impressionable generations.Mr Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03863662562663968633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-6864016228617211172010-05-04T12:04:58.976-07:002010-05-04T12:04:58.976-07:00BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Honestly, you slay me.
I hope yo...BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!<br /><br />Honestly, you slay me.<br /><br />I hope you're happy now, I'm dead on the floor at work. Not surprising...no one notices.<br />=]<br />ps<br />Laughing to death is a good way to go!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-32877445054703267612010-05-04T09:56:41.014-07:002010-05-04T09:56:41.014-07:00Hey, I have a flat head, too. My mom swears it com...Hey, I have a flat head, too. My mom swears it comes from her putting me in hats incessantly when I was a baby, which may explain the reason I don't wear them now. We could stand back to back and look like a block head. Wait. That doesn't sound right. At least your hubby has a flat surface to put his large calves...you know, after the crash and everything.Happy Hour...Somewherehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12006873159933226231noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-5824352914496167642010-05-04T09:44:07.816-07:002010-05-04T09:44:07.816-07:00I am cursed with tiny, tiny ankles. When I wear b...I am cursed with tiny, tiny ankles. When I wear boots, it looks like I'm standing in a bucket.Jeanne Estridgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13096521122802823385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-9275806906443282472010-05-04T09:21:00.270-07:002010-05-04T09:21:00.270-07:00Lindzena, but it's quite impressive in a pair ...Lindzena, but it's quite impressive in a pair of shorts. :-)Pearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-58057207048484781092010-05-04T09:20:28.940-07:002010-05-04T09:20:28.940-07:00Steel, it's a curse. And a blessing. And good...Steel, it's a curse. And a blessing. And good for a free drink every now and then. :-)<br /><br />Pat, I love that theory!<br /><br />Simply, but of course! The leftovers!Pearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-6054967245846579082010-05-04T09:19:36.042-07:002010-05-04T09:19:36.042-07:00Ha! That made me laugh. :) Large calves... that...Ha! That made me laugh. :) Large calves... that definitely makes boot shopping an ordeal.Lindsey Buckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02562454247472116458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-57686188727752767682010-05-04T09:08:29.848-07:002010-05-04T09:08:29.848-07:00You forgot the foil.You forgot the foil.Simply Suthernhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057516546779066925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-50639588437193751622010-05-04T08:03:38.971-07:002010-05-04T08:03:38.971-07:00Hey, my husband is Dutch and has large calves, too...Hey, my husband is Dutch and has large calves, too...maybe Willie and Jerry are distant cousins. I think the calf size developed as those Dutchmen slogged through the mud of the lowlands building dijks (levees).Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04587300140099806425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-40586601346086891582010-05-04T07:57:04.229-07:002010-05-04T07:57:04.229-07:00Pearl, where do you come up with these off the wal...Pearl, where do you come up with these off the wall observations? I bow to you queen of irreverence and wit. Cheers!Steel Magnoliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10783619834217060682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-34184441316375100632010-05-04T07:38:33.257-07:002010-05-04T07:38:33.257-07:00You're welcome, RC. :-)You're welcome, RC. :-)Pearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-23123684849226032812010-05-04T07:38:11.835-07:002010-05-04T07:38:11.835-07:00This was funny Pearl! Thanks for making me laugh! ...This was funny Pearl! Thanks for making me laugh! :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14224194225397679255noreply@blogger.com