tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post2911391852630051271..comments2023-11-14T20:29:04.094-08:00Comments on Pearl, Why You Little...: The Beverage-Y Hillbillies: Wherein the Square-Headed One Solidifies his Role as Neighborhood CretinPearlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-35901596723957196412011-12-03T06:09:03.449-08:002011-12-03T06:09:03.449-08:00Awesome story! Thanks for visiting my blog!Awesome story! Thanks for visiting my blog!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09620260922753253073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-69636009762323328532011-12-03T05:02:48.077-08:002011-12-03T05:02:48.077-08:00I'm totally seek of him, the nasty little offe...I'm totally seek of him, the nasty little offender. I hope he gets what's coming to him.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08139599163464020063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-22815132923917161402011-12-03T04:09:38.223-08:002011-12-03T04:09:38.223-08:00I guess I'm not the only one with completely c...I guess I'm not the only one with completely crazy neighbors :-/Lisa @ Two Bears Farmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03464839163693785901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-15131086042173980922011-12-03T02:46:42.654-08:002011-12-03T02:46:42.654-08:00Boris appears to be multi-skilled.
Egging, begging...Boris appears to be multi-skilled.<br />Egging, begging and selling in addition to swiping and running. If only he could combine these skills in a legitimate job....Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-866849718254705392011-12-03T01:05:41.627-08:002011-12-03T01:05:41.627-08:00Green? didn't he have any better colored paint...Green? didn't he have any better colored paints? ;-)Tempohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01023337124226272532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-44697810596580267922011-12-02T23:22:29.723-08:002011-12-02T23:22:29.723-08:00Nothin worse than a burrito past its prime. Ew.
...Nothin worse than a burrito past its prime. Ew.<br /><br />Boris needs a good spanking.Crystal Pistolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16384208762919600611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-90945722997659200072011-12-02T22:03:22.735-08:002011-12-02T22:03:22.735-08:00Boris needs to get the boot....
Oy.
Stay warm. xo ...Boris needs to get the boot....<br />Oy.<br />Stay warm. xo jjJoanna Jenkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10836376588710862173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-39656172979843666842011-12-02T21:25:55.943-08:002011-12-02T21:25:55.943-08:00And don't forget about COUGHEQU.
CULATOLE says...And don't forget about COUGHEQU.<br />CULATOLE says " hello" from hen HETU.<br />And we already told you SCHAR went RAT.<br />With BERRIRO.<br />COFFE MAT, too.<br />:(Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-41312287098791316212011-12-02T19:17:06.191-08:002011-12-02T19:17:06.191-08:00I agree with Shelly...it's time to sic Ms Lisa...I agree with Shelly...it's time to sic Ms Lisa Bean and Dolly on him. Then he'd get tuned up pretty quick.Watsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16609173450576055443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-16416104437182625672011-12-02T15:14:13.946-08:002011-12-02T15:14:13.946-08:00Oh, Pearl! I WISH I could read your blog from wor...Oh, Pearl! I WISH I could read your blog from work - I certainly could have used this one today! Have a great weekend!Gigihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05467164195744234746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-36430348882190769272011-12-02T14:41:59.603-08:002011-12-02T14:41:59.603-08:00Your opening about an education cracked me up. I d...Your opening about an education cracked me up. I didn't listen either. I'm glad the store owner is calling the police since Boris probably sells to kids.Bellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14175778756449339363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-79141736199251712252011-12-02T13:57:41.161-08:002011-12-02T13:57:41.161-08:00I never get seek of these stories. They are quickl...I never get seek of these stories. They are quickly becoming the highlight of my Friday.Tom G.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02738030990585120271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-15186678513370255912011-12-02T13:55:15.557-08:002011-12-02T13:55:15.557-08:00And I imagine you are seek of that sheet, too.And I imagine you are seek of that sheet, too.Sioux Roslawskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17924021828536277618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-83254180524770830272011-12-02T13:40:30.649-08:002011-12-02T13:40:30.649-08:00Oh Pearl, your humor just keeps improving. Don'...Oh Pearl, your humor just keeps improving. Don't know how you do it. I love that country song line you tossed in on Boris' behalf ("How will I miss you if you won't go away?"). <br /><br />A couple kids were selling "mistletoe" in front of a local market here. Now I'm beginning to wonder about that. It looked pretty green. [I should've bought some.]<br /><br />Drink hot cocoa and stay warm.<br />xoRobynRawknrobyn.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15997241410192066577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-16365312190197919542011-12-02T13:19:43.387-08:002011-12-02T13:19:43.387-08:00Yeah. That boy has got to GO! Be careful buying bu...Yeah. That boy has got to GO! Be careful buying burritos, Pearl! I don't like the sounds of this young fella!Dawn@Lighten Up!https://www.blogger.com/profile/06301481567651330133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-75441433853888375472011-12-02T12:47:39.393-08:002011-12-02T12:47:39.393-08:00When ya figure how to exterminate the square heads...When ya figure how to exterminate the square heads in your part of the country let me know. These old back woods hills and hollers are filled with 'em!<br /><br />God bless ya and have a marvelous weekend!!! :o)Nezzy (Cow Patty Surprise)https://www.blogger.com/profile/10175389676508928061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-78115795530527328282011-12-02T12:28:59.722-08:002011-12-02T12:28:59.722-08:00Hopefully Cuz got there in time so you would have ...Hopefully Cuz got there in time so you would have an opportunity to Miss him.Simply Suthernhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057516546779066925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-38593803043749028332011-12-02T10:16:06.689-08:002011-12-02T10:16:06.689-08:00Yes, how dare you squelch his entrailmanureial eff...Yes, how dare you squelch his entrailmanureial efforts. True, how can we meess him if he won't go away? Seek, seek boy.Leeniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17655189620056032790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-56940349912299552292011-12-02T09:49:14.898-08:002011-12-02T09:49:14.898-08:00Pearl, it is rewarding to read your blog! Each vi...Pearl, it is rewarding to read your blog! Each visit clears the cranial cobwebs little by little, and one day, thanks to you, I hope to become functionally lucid. ;-)Craver Viihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12882284402568264182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-67274237473079914052011-12-02T09:41:02.313-08:002011-12-02T09:41:02.313-08:00My God, the square head is a block head. He certa...My God, the square head is a block head. He certainly cannot size up either a location or a customer. One down? Sadly, this seems to be a bottom of the agenda crime these days. It has to escalate to supply chain and store front to get attention these days. And he still probably sleeps in his own bed at night.Joanne Noragonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09834682329952369721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-88590822680098629462011-12-02T09:34:58.124-08:002011-12-02T09:34:58.124-08:00Green?
What's he think he's selling? M&a...Green? <br /><br />What's he think he's selling? M&Ms?<br /><br />In my day, we called it Δ9- tetrahydrocannabinol.The Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10051844634899994750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-24690518082333080752011-12-02T09:22:17.533-08:002011-12-02T09:22:17.533-08:00And, by the way - your book "I Was Raised to ...And, by the way - your book "I Was Raised to be A Lert" is SO good. You have a great, readable style and a natural storyteller's voice, girl. I was trying to come up with my favourite part, and it was hard but I settled on the one where your mother fixes your dislocated fingers. Oh, my, she should have been a paramedic!jenny_ohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15475480579733466963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-4074743036772789692011-12-02T09:06:44.571-08:002011-12-02T09:06:44.571-08:00No, no. Ees right thing-- perhaps Cousin can make...No, no. Ees right thing-- perhaps Cousin can make Borees deesappear for a time.vanillahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11978025976591113499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-90967561540859233452011-12-02T09:06:01.579-08:002011-12-02T09:06:01.579-08:00Did you ever find out if the clerk's cousin wa...Did you ever find out if the clerk's cousin was able to help out? I dearly hope so. All the Borises of the world need consequences. I admire your refusal to cower in his presence. I would be shuffling past, hoping he wasn't going to mug me - in OR out of the store.jenny_ohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15475480579733466963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-4269027488008325612011-12-02T08:28:00.452-08:002011-12-02T08:28:00.452-08:00Compost?
Silly me! I did of course mean 'c...Compost? <br /><br />Silly me! I did of course mean 'composed'Symdaddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08953255546935904450noreply@blogger.com