tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post2845807627160432549..comments2023-11-14T20:29:04.094-08:00Comments on Pearl, Why You Little...: Wherein The Court Reporter is Used to Beat the Defendants About the Head and ShouldersPearlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-39242662261365283082011-08-13T10:10:04.979-07:002011-08-13T10:10:04.979-07:00Toothless? I think they may have kamped here, but ...Toothless? I think they may have kamped here, but I thought they were local ......Kathy's Klotheslinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17881966393157941515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-46620704806239667592011-08-13T06:46:48.891-07:002011-08-13T06:46:48.891-07:00That was so entertaining! Haha!! I love "got...That was so entertaining! Haha!! I love "got-dam". I feel like I'm right there with you. You must've been the best court reporter thar ever wuz.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10860394940190403196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-90715945114332570742011-08-13T06:35:07.348-07:002011-08-13T06:35:07.348-07:00I have never been bovine savvy, and now sense a ga...I have never been bovine savvy, and now sense a gaping cow sized hole in my formal education. <br /><br />Stupid judge.<br /><br />Poor beleaguered Pearl, needing to attempt cussing in Polish.<br /><br />That's quite a funny story, and I'm awfully glad you made it to your car, without being forced into an impromptu Pole dance, if you know what I mean.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08139599163464020063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-46700293563729535432011-08-13T06:03:10.770-07:002011-08-13T06:03:10.770-07:00I always thought court reporting might be somethin...I always thought court reporting might be something interesting to go into when I retire from teaching, but now this story has given my second thoughts!Shellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04930262815304757150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-34588965052357838982011-08-13T05:43:04.100-07:002011-08-13T05:43:04.100-07:00Oh my I can see them now only my version is cross ...Oh my I can see them now only my version is cross contaminated with a Dr Suess story!Bushmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17578478269526006557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-39904455796866001642011-08-13T02:40:20.979-07:002011-08-13T02:40:20.979-07:00What - may I ask - haven't you done? And so y...What - may I ask - haven't you done? And so young with it. Great stuff!Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01529798893653033970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-83185125198203389412011-08-12T21:09:08.845-07:002011-08-12T21:09:08.845-07:00Attorney here...I get it.Attorney here...I get it.Lesliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00954557165873986100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-82184972248128530832011-08-12T20:36:56.129-07:002011-08-12T20:36:56.129-07:00A Court Reporter!?!?! You never cease to amaze me...A Court Reporter!?!?! You never cease to amaze me Pearl. You are a woman of many talents.<br /><br />Hope all's well with you and you're having a good summer. jjJoanna Jenkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10836376588710862173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-87839744928922161852011-08-12T17:49:02.958-07:002011-08-12T17:49:02.958-07:00Just discovered your post & am now a follower-...Just discovered your post & am now a follower--you are a funny lady! I'm not with PayPal. Is there any other way to get your book?fishduckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07334973392362918928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-77489012657668690322011-08-12T17:48:03.578-07:002011-08-12T17:48:03.578-07:00Instead of salted caramel ice cream, I'm diggi...Instead of salted caramel ice cream, I'm digging into a pint of Ben & Jerry's Late Night Snack - fairly similar. Is that OK with you?Dr. Cynicismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15685005782516868520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-73842021211832491482011-08-12T17:10:15.422-07:002011-08-12T17:10:15.422-07:00This makes me sad for America.This makes me sad for America.Vapid Vixenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08699876620805731017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-16163029669124140302011-08-12T16:46:28.551-07:002011-08-12T16:46:28.551-07:00Still keeping me laughing!Still keeping me laughing!Lynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09826731771375350000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-690012723964035912011-08-12T14:42:23.654-07:002011-08-12T14:42:23.654-07:00I'm going to take a wild guess here and say th...I'm going to take a wild guess here and say that these two brothers are just the type to go trolling for swamp heifers on any random night of the week. But it is just a wild guess...<br /><br />IanAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-17173818458281646002011-08-12T14:10:47.562-07:002011-08-12T14:10:47.562-07:00Oh, Pearl, you have led (are leading?) a life frau...Oh, Pearl, you have led (are leading?) a life fraught with hilarity! Laughing my **** off.vanillahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11978025976591113499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-91101281811051057802011-08-12T13:53:19.854-07:002011-08-12T13:53:19.854-07:00Judge Wapner, I can see and hear it all now. You a...Judge Wapner, I can see and hear it all now. You are a hoot. Your life wpuld make agreat Reality TV show.Linda O'Connellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15982895073903619018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-36708755495054609092011-08-12T12:27:40.040-07:002011-08-12T12:27:40.040-07:00(sorry hit wrong key) If the cows were awarded to ...(sorry hit wrong key) If the cows were awarded to the ASPCA, guess two brothers are sad to see them go in more ways than one, if you know what I mean ;o)mamahasspokenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18049292242708654609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-80636880220802664222011-08-12T12:26:01.060-07:002011-08-12T12:26:01.060-07:00As I read your description, I couldn't help bu...As I read your description, I couldn't help but think of the brothers from 'Swamp People' who are probably the cat's meow now in their part of the woods. But it still doesn't make your brothers sound all that great....<br />So I'm guessing that the cows were awarded to the ASPCA?mamahasspokenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18049292242708654609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-62205565051439791782011-08-12T11:33:05.079-07:002011-08-12T11:33:05.079-07:00Once again you've got me laughing out loud! ...Once again you've got me laughing out loud! You have such a great story-telling ability!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-44941653865359165492011-08-12T10:19:18.427-07:002011-08-12T10:19:18.427-07:00NOW the title makes all kinds of sense! I find you...NOW the title makes all kinds of sense! I find your titles always worth paying close attention to.<br /><br />And, I loved this: "second generation Poles with a last name sorely lacking in vowels".jenny_onoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-64178117969309281992011-08-12T10:17:15.714-07:002011-08-12T10:17:15.714-07:00Having been a newspaper reporter who covered the c...Having been a newspaper reporter who covered the courts, court reporters, with their little fingers a-flyin' always fascinated me. In fact I wrote a feature about one of our local ones. I wrote it both because I was interested in what she did, and also because she was really hot. And I always wondered if the 'dirty stuff' got included. I guess it has to.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-75499895234247645752011-08-12T09:22:03.882-07:002011-08-12T09:22:03.882-07:00Ohhhh....I really think they should base a TV show...Ohhhh....I really think they should base a TV show on you and your adventures of being a court reporter, Pearl!!Bossy Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12568355839499622409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-56927583687574968742011-08-12T09:19:37.889-07:002011-08-12T09:19:37.889-07:00You have enough material for several novels, I'...You have enough material for several novels, I'm sure:-)jabbloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12176958811589489979noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-85888375694532120292011-08-12T08:38:43.682-07:002011-08-12T08:38:43.682-07:00It's true that the weirdest things happen in c...It's true that the weirdest things happen in court, to and by the weirdest of people... I would still be one if, upon my return to Mpls, I could find a job. Unfortunately, I couldn't, so to pay the bills I took an office job, stopped practicing machine shorthand, and it all just kind of fell apart from there...<br /><br />:-)Pearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-73677599082932327232011-08-12T08:15:46.058-07:002011-08-12T08:15:46.058-07:00Hmmm-and you are no longer a court reporter-why?
...Hmmm-and you are no longer a court reporter-why? <br /><br />Having spent a good portion of my life in court, I have the utmost respect for court reporters. And perhaps not as much for judges.......but it IS interesting sometimes. We often say that if we wrote a book, it would have to be as fiction, because no one would believe it was true.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-53723529253058988652011-08-12T07:39:12.263-07:002011-08-12T07:39:12.263-07:00I've never sat thru a real court case. Only tr...I've never sat thru a real court case. Only traffic court. I've never even been a juror.<br /><br />I spose I have missed out.Simply Suthernhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057516546779066925noreply@blogger.com