tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post282751929859047169..comments2023-11-14T20:29:04.094-08:00Comments on Pearl, Why You Little...: So A Bear Walks Into A Party...Pearlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-45549883898278577922012-04-17T21:16:45.005-07:002012-04-17T21:16:45.005-07:00I've never had a bear guest, but I a boa const...I've never had a bear guest, but I a boa constrictor once crashed my party. They're okay. You hardly notice them. They are very quiet and shy. All in all, a good experience.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-343607081707404262012-04-17T03:11:46.633-07:002012-04-17T03:11:46.633-07:00Who'd have know, Bears smoke :)
PS - I sent y...Who'd have know, Bears smoke :)<br /><br />PS - I sent you an email last night, don't know if the address linked to your blog is the correct one but it's there!That gentleman's ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14662660073866660544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-10681646724153632432012-04-17T03:03:34.336-07:002012-04-17T03:03:34.336-07:00I knew there was a reason I don't do parties.
...I knew there was a reason I don't do parties.<br />Bears. <br />Yep, that's the reason.Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-29232467519452251912012-04-17T01:50:43.846-07:002012-04-17T01:50:43.846-07:00Very clever n amusing! I have known some bears lik...Very clever n amusing! I have known some bears like that... but they hated parties! <br />Thanks for visiting ESRSnaggle Toothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07197042129309670471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-88077254435030921282012-04-17T00:25:19.213-07:002012-04-17T00:25:19.213-07:00Is that the party you wouldn't let me into, sa...Is that the party you wouldn't let me into, saying "No one wants to see your elephant impression"!<br /><br />I think I met that bear out on the street!<br /><br />He thumbed a lift then Left cigarette burns all over my car's upholstery!<br /><br />I'm sending Mary the bill!Symdaddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08953255546935904450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-77379720332035217112012-04-16T18:31:50.939-07:002012-04-16T18:31:50.939-07:00Maybe it just depends on exactly which bear comes ...Maybe it just depends on exactly which bear comes to the party. The ones that come to ours are always the life the party.Bodacious Boomerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14541581963810435319noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-82482265589514911162012-04-16T17:39:40.676-07:002012-04-16T17:39:40.676-07:00"eviscerated paper bag" - love the phras..."eviscerated paper bag" - love the phrase. Would it work with a Fedex box? eviscerated Fedex box?<br />So what brought the bear in? Fish tacos? Blueberry pancakes?Bill Lislemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15187273560129198423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-55444687495613488282012-04-16T16:23:22.497-07:002012-04-16T16:23:22.497-07:00Every home should have a Mary.Every home should have a Mary.Elephant's Childhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06650565833097914052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-61319112992008969162012-04-16T15:46:04.043-07:002012-04-16T15:46:04.043-07:00Next party I throw I want Mary to come down.....I ...Next party I throw I want Mary to come down.....I know of a few that need her "bear removal" skills to get rid of.Gigihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05467164195744234746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-42907546293623816602012-04-16T14:49:07.906-07:002012-04-16T14:49:07.906-07:00I don't know about down there, but up here aft...I don't know about down there, but up here after a party they leave a mess and never clean it up. The ravens aren't much better.Jonohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18170214396483091419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-15649927669846025782012-04-16T14:26:44.750-07:002012-04-16T14:26:44.750-07:00You've outdone yourself with this story, and T...You've outdone yourself with this story, and THAT is saying something! Good stuff, lady.Susan Flett Swiderskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09425315552148200073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-61836416606754615162012-04-16T14:24:56.920-07:002012-04-16T14:24:56.920-07:00Between your electrical appliances and party-crash...Between your electrical appliances and party-crashing wildlife, you live in a dangerous world!Ms Sparrowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03417670251423549014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-53666845710370856342012-04-16T14:17:18.554-07:002012-04-16T14:17:18.554-07:00This was TOO FUNNY! Now I know that, whenever I s...This was TOO FUNNY! Now I know that, whenever I see a sign on the highway which says, "Bear Right," I won't be picking any of them up. They sound tough as hell to get rid of.Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-24185198871273260852012-04-16T14:16:25.752-07:002012-04-16T14:16:25.752-07:00you think you hate when they show up ?- I'm a ...you think you hate when they show up ?- I'm a Salmon.Glenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11562111165943505509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-62576556471080435792012-04-16T13:36:06.450-07:002012-04-16T13:36:06.450-07:00'Nothin like a bear to bring the party down! ...'Nothin like a bear to bring the party down! Heeehehehe!!!<br /><br />Great story sweetie!!!<br /><br />God bless and have yourself a glorious day!!! :o)Nezzy (Cow Patty Surprise)https://www.blogger.com/profile/10175389676508928061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-83661936251160628702012-04-16T12:36:18.610-07:002012-04-16T12:36:18.610-07:00I would never be brave enough to face up to a bear...I would never be brave enough to face up to a bear. Mary is very very brave.<br /><br />My husband is a good bear fighter-offer. It's always good to have one of those on your team. :)Crystal Pistolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16384208762919600611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-7182444313509934172012-04-16T11:34:44.931-07:002012-04-16T11:34:44.931-07:00I like bears, but think unwise to have them in you...I like bears, but think unwise to have them in your house. They should be at a friendly distance so you can poke them with a stick and run like a crazy ass squirrel all the way homeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-89953719483576468472012-04-16T11:01:42.280-07:002012-04-16T11:01:42.280-07:00somebody said camels...kinda miss those guys...
t...somebody said camels...kinda miss those guys...<br /><br />the perfume of a Zippo...the comforting red glow, the puffy grayish cloud of smokie treat goodness...the friendship forged from them always being there...even at three in the morning, when the beer is gone... them camels... they stayed... <br /><br />totally get the not inviting bears to parties thing...<br /><br />they just never know when to leave...<br /><br />camels however, just miss them fiercely...that guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09171219082208472827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-11491067645608699632012-04-16T11:00:57.768-07:002012-04-16T11:00:57.768-07:00Pearl. You are one crazy lady writer. Love it.Pearl. You are one crazy lady writer. Love it.Susan Kanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09834094675218254410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-63800894931664338742012-04-16T10:47:09.651-07:002012-04-16T10:47:09.651-07:00I have to admit that I'm a little crabby today...I have to admit that I'm a little crabby today (different animal altogether) and am loving the comments. :-)<br /><br />PearlPearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-81594277352141363462012-04-16T10:16:13.669-07:002012-04-16T10:16:13.669-07:00First I thought it was a metaphor, then I thought,...First I thought it was a metaphor, then I thought, no, maybe it's an allegory ... then I wondered if it was a fable ... finally I decided it was just plain fun :)<br /><br />Love all the expressive "Rawr"'s!jenny_ohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15475480579733466963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-10383257966344534862012-04-16T09:53:26.467-07:002012-04-16T09:53:26.467-07:00The best parties are when all the cats and dogs co...The best parties are when all the cats and dogs come .. at the same time. Wow. No conversation lulls there !Notes From ABroadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12202279303962539035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-83762334994296908972012-04-16T09:43:27.173-07:002012-04-16T09:43:27.173-07:00I had an elephant come to one of my parties, but h...I had an elephant come to one of my parties, but he was so quiet & shy no one even noticed he was there........fishduckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07334973392362918928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-24543144810499080202012-04-16T09:41:17.713-07:002012-04-16T09:41:17.713-07:00Did you ask the age-old question about where bears...Did you ask the age-old question about where bears <i>go</i>?Douglashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09752593286034877538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-11083603484661164662012-04-16T09:34:25.738-07:002012-04-16T09:34:25.738-07:00I love this story - you captured my attention righ...I love this story - you captured my attention right away. :)<br /><br />New follower!Lynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13984802196897920610noreply@blogger.com