tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post2638388525068139809..comments2023-11-14T20:29:04.094-08:00Comments on Pearl, Why You Little...: Wherein We Re-Examine The Chore MonkeyPearlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-53756904332988437232010-01-28T16:51:09.683-08:002010-01-28T16:51:09.683-08:00Ug! I still hear people order jager as a shot! Mak...Ug! I still hear people order jager as a shot! Makes me ill just thinking about it!juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18148593257153334612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-60524484476267114492010-01-26T22:23:34.380-08:002010-01-26T22:23:34.380-08:00Children are "delightfully trainable"?
P...Children are "delightfully trainable"?<br />Pearl, you really must come visit my Home for Feral Children. So far I have successfully toilet trained 2.75 out of 3 of the 2-legged, and 1/3 of the 4-legged variety. One of them will walk on a leash and sit on command (I'm pretty sure that one has 4 legs). That's about it. Is it that I am a bad trainer, or has the Zombie Apocolypse started?poosemommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01831041071109831330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-24434894096563169622010-01-25T08:24:33.759-08:002010-01-25T08:24:33.759-08:00Do chore monkeys come with a wig and lipstick?
No...Do chore monkeys come with a wig and lipstick?<br /><br />No reason . . .The Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10051844634899994750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-3363390670133215762010-01-25T06:59:58.578-08:002010-01-25T06:59:58.578-08:00**praying my girlfriend does not read this** (she ...**praying my girlfriend does not read this** (she will add it to her list of reasons why we REALLY, REALLY should get a monkey, which has been ongoing for about four years now)Jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05629507098900851541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-8267180087748016122010-01-25T06:53:29.049-08:002010-01-25T06:53:29.049-08:00Totally brilliant...nothing else can be added or s...Totally brilliant...nothing else can be added or said...Baron's Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05363887015251189502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-23931437832480832132010-01-25T06:34:08.899-08:002010-01-25T06:34:08.899-08:00Great idea Pearl, just great!Great idea Pearl, just great!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16813508472498593787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-24407682437224772092010-01-25T06:33:15.749-08:002010-01-25T06:33:15.749-08:00I think I need to get myself a monkey and stop pla...I think I need to get myself a monkey and stop playing the part!sagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17499891950639742366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-59374593395432883512010-01-25T06:13:16.635-08:002010-01-25T06:13:16.635-08:00Reading this, I realized that I am a chore monkey....Reading this, I realized that I am a chore monkey.<br /><br />sobAngeline Rose Larimerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18058615711696995128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-84426812904517442122010-01-25T05:22:34.857-08:002010-01-25T05:22:34.857-08:00Sigh. I too need a chore monkey. But alas, I have ...Sigh. I too need a chore monkey. But alas, I have never been able to train one child or husband successfully so I think the monkey would not work out for me. The CM would be running circles around me - just like hubby and kids... I'll just have to continue to live in my own mess.The Good Cookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01249986191289837440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-75721413287156862212010-01-25T05:21:08.510-08:002010-01-25T05:21:08.510-08:00http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUW5Fe1eJHAhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUW5Fe1eJHAdave hambidgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17196843999364876821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-37736562230019308052010-01-25T04:27:57.539-08:002010-01-25T04:27:57.539-08:00There are people out there who would argue the poi...There are people out there who would argue the point of whether or not monkeys are delicious til their dying breath.....People Who Know Me Would Say:https://www.blogger.com/profile/04621641188403948733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-828731671654685332010-01-24T23:36:46.188-08:002010-01-24T23:36:46.188-08:00But monkeys are clever enough to realise that they...But monkeys are clever enough to realise that they can then also sub-contract the work to another species - enter the choir-squirrel, and your nightmares begin.Gadjo Dilohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08998278830936531990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-76197423028064121742010-01-24T17:40:36.578-08:002010-01-24T17:40:36.578-08:00Oh, Pearl, I have always wanted a monkey and Bob h...Oh, Pearl, I have always wanted a monkey and Bob has always put his foot down with a loud, "No monkey!" Maybe the idea of a chore monkey will be a game changer. Yes, I believe I will sell it to him that way. You are brilliant!Marlahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18000815937078399278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-84687365419487174762010-01-24T17:31:56.940-08:002010-01-24T17:31:56.940-08:00go with robots - roomba will be more advanced some...go with robots - roomba will be more advanced someday.<br />The Japanese are already ahead on this idea<br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL6rgHCUN4k<br /><br />thanksBill Lislemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15187273560129198423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-79111457301572613282010-01-24T16:57:44.423-08:002010-01-24T16:57:44.423-08:00Are you allowed to spank your monkey if it's n...Are you allowed to spank your monkey if it's naughty...fingershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12454337173248849766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-50878701934511292042010-01-24T16:44:10.118-08:002010-01-24T16:44:10.118-08:00Don't go apeshit over this idea....
I hear the...Don't go apeshit over this idea....<br />I hear they eat more than your man does and snore even louder.The Retired Onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466803019073952351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-1665834676365331712010-01-24T15:54:24.459-08:002010-01-24T15:54:24.459-08:00Another brilliant idea from Pearl.Another brilliant idea from Pearl.Smart Mouth Broadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12157189992200894945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-50775828876020234252010-01-24T14:59:40.692-08:002010-01-24T14:59:40.692-08:00OH! Love the idea of the monkeys..and must admit m...OH! Love the idea of the monkeys..and must admit my children are not quite as well behaved as some! I have been training on these chores for years now..still no success! or very little!:) so send in the chore monkeys...Debbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17680221201312100448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-47877330762860926702010-01-24T14:48:42.436-08:002010-01-24T14:48:42.436-08:00I want a chore monkey...tried to train the dog, bu...I want a chore monkey...tried to train the dog, but apparently she is untrainable!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-55956662233285283032010-01-24T13:16:42.999-08:002010-01-24T13:16:42.999-08:00Duh monkey 'brains', I meant brains. Hasn...Duh monkey 'brains', I meant brains. Hasn't rained monkeys for eons.anonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03703233313854600531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-5101550387625506942010-01-24T13:15:31.178-08:002010-01-24T13:15:31.178-08:00Um, excuse me? Monkey rains are a rare delicacy i...Um, excuse me? Monkey rains are a rare delicacy in some cultures. They wack off the top of the skull, blend the gray stuff with some onion and garlic and Voila! Dip.<br /><br />Care for a chip?anonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03703233313854600531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-12879815777563289212010-01-24T13:04:23.736-08:002010-01-24T13:04:23.736-08:00Babe, I'm sticking to my guns. I want a wife....Babe, I'm sticking to my guns. I want a wife. She needs to be perky, cheerful, and bring me coffee in the morning. I would like home-cooked meals, fresh laundry and don't forget the vacuuming. (chuckle) And she better be damn cute.<br /><br />Ps. Today is my birthday....and I don't see an "Alice"-sized wrapped package anywhere on my table!! That's what she'd be called...Alice.Chantelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10324845550553743658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-72203172120469657002010-01-24T12:52:53.448-08:002010-01-24T12:52:53.448-08:00I'd like a chore monkey, but until then I'...I'd like a chore monkey, but until then I'll make do with my husband.Madame DeFargehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08172239340844485940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-83111678296475239732010-01-24T11:41:51.319-08:002010-01-24T11:41:51.319-08:00If they do windows, I'm all for them.If they do windows, I'm all for them.Pop and Icehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09293232401852452071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-56428986637845196792010-01-24T11:08:21.902-08:002010-01-24T11:08:21.902-08:00Everybody is somebodies chore monkey. It's cal...Everybody is somebodies chore monkey. It's called civilization. Only anarchists and indigenous people do it themselves. The more unique one's career/job specialization, the more of the rest of their life is left to the chore monkeys.Yodoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09244765916380830711noreply@blogger.com