tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post234509536460628996..comments2023-11-14T20:29:04.094-08:00Comments on Pearl, Why You Little...: Frankly, All Other Shades of Warning Are Just TackyPearlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-52061626168197242372010-04-24T05:18:24.298-07:002010-04-24T05:18:24.298-07:00So, what do the colors mean for flyers? I mean, is...So, what do the colors mean for flyers? I mean, is there a color that means, 'no, you cannot get on a plane, and I don't care if you are color coordinated!'?betty-NZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03950300478215339641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-1086777173754363532010-04-23T12:09:08.596-07:002010-04-23T12:09:08.596-07:00I want no alerts, please. If I'm going to fly...I want no alerts, please. If I'm going to fly, I want to be comatose. Dying to hear all about the Erma Bombeck conference.injaynesworldhttp://injaynesworld.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-18349650257906270472010-04-21T06:40:09.405-07:002010-04-21T06:40:09.405-07:00Hi Pearl,
Thanks for visiting. Now you mention it...Hi Pearl,<br /><br />Thanks for visiting. Now you mention it, I must check and see what colour alert level we are on. First we have to alert people to the fact that planes are actually flying again!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00861397533660827678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-42686262327290270932010-04-21T06:16:24.714-07:002010-04-21T06:16:24.714-07:00That was spit-coffee-on-my-monitor funny! Pass th...That was spit-coffee-on-my-monitor funny! Pass the paper towels please.Joaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08943128638748507880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-5506903543921669472010-04-21T03:33:51.963-07:002010-04-21T03:33:51.963-07:00flight was Bradley Field to Cinci International (a...flight was Bradley Field to Cinci International (actually in Kentucky) lost my Alvarez acoustic guitar, found it, but was without 2 or the 5 days I was home from school, was a drag. Next time you travel to Ohio look me up...Neohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16739762694942621947noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-86342575867285650382010-04-21T00:23:01.504-07:002010-04-21T00:23:01.504-07:00I like Purple Alert.
Bit worse than Blue Alert.
...I like Purple Alert.<br /><br />Bit worse than Blue Alert.<br /><br />Not as bad as Red Alert.The Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10051844634899994750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-89707982979141978902010-04-20T18:22:33.459-07:002010-04-20T18:22:33.459-07:00I've never noticed any coloured alerts in our ...I've never noticed any coloured alerts in our airports.<br /><br />But I always laugh at the questions ... as if I'd bring someone else's bag on with me! NOT!Teena in Torontohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14875608173791872449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-62907887299926802692010-04-20T16:29:59.096-07:002010-04-20T16:29:59.096-07:00The Orange Alert means that Florida has invaded th...The Orange Alert means that Florida has invaded the Union.Kevin Musgrovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14472110857057175327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-23711382992113988832010-04-20T14:16:48.279-07:002010-04-20T14:16:48.279-07:00You people are very funny.
:-)
Savannah, We ma...You people are very funny. <br /><br />:-)<br /><br />Savannah, We may want to invest in horses!<br /><br />Laoch, now there's a thought...<br /><br />Susan, thanks! :-)<br /><br />Cal? Nicely done. :-) And I agree that the ability to hold back the clever comments should be good for something at the airport, maybe one of those vibrating chairs they've got for a dollar for three minutes...<br /><br />Nota Bene, purple sunrises! We haven't seen those since Canada was on fire in the 80s. I live in Minnesota, on the Canadian border, and you could see the haze for MONTHS as a prairie fire swept through... 82, was it?<br /><br />And stranded, Jimmy! If only you had been stranded in Mpls! I keep cash on hand for just such an emergency -- think of the singing!<br /><br />Simply Suthern, corporate sponsorships! Am waiting for Crispy Creme Field...<br /><br />SweetCheeks, well now that the cat's out of the bag I suppose there's no harm in telling you that all the people coming to your house this weekend? Not a party. A sandal-and-sock intervention. I'm sorry. Oh -- and we're going to need beer...<br /><br />Willoughby, sounds like something MY brother would say -- and completely believe!Pearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-21202597083026375172010-04-20T13:19:55.316-07:002010-04-20T13:19:55.316-07:00If my brother can tell me he got jet lag flying fr...If my brother can tell me he got jet lag flying from Florida back to Michigan, you can call Minneapolis to Dayton world travel!<br /><br />I'm generally too terrified to speak in the airport. I'm afraid I'll say something ("you're suitcase is the bomb!") that will be misinterpreted and I'll be pulled aside for a body cavity search.Willoughbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15260987219988824912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-53537586764307215122010-04-20T12:01:32.797-07:002010-04-20T12:01:32.797-07:00So...what you're saying is...I shouldn't g...So...what you're saying is...I shouldn't go to the airport wearing my orange and green pleated pants....dagnabit!<br /><br />What else do I have to match my white sock / brown sandal ensemble?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-85620738807204005852010-04-20T11:05:20.306-07:002010-04-20T11:05:20.306-07:00To raise money the government has been selling off...To raise money the government has been selling official department sponserships. The reason it is always orange is because It is no longer just Homeland Security, It is now Homeland Security brought to you by The Home Depot.Simply Suthernhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057516546779066925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-5238665418899794982010-04-20T10:57:16.873-07:002010-04-20T10:57:16.873-07:00After 5 days stranded due to the pox of the volcan...After 5 days stranded due to the pox of the volcanic ash, I'm gonnae start taking the bus from here on in.Barlinniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07555629852012324360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-81767821037770677292010-04-20T10:13:31.212-07:002010-04-20T10:13:31.212-07:00You can certainly have worldwide on the basis that...You can certainly have worldwide on the basis that you have the World Series which includes only American teams...over here we are on purple alert - the colour we have been promised for our sunsets now that the Icelanders erupting and have closed all our airports for redevelopment...Nota Benehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00969705852180234416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-71751469520415700612010-04-20T09:46:28.666-07:002010-04-20T09:46:28.666-07:00We all know that an Orange color threat means that...We all know that an Orange color threat means that you take a light sweater or summer jacket and play one off the other should conditions warrant. I really hate when they ask me the baggage questions because I am a funny guy with a dozen quick retorts for any situation and that fact that they keep me from saying them lest I get arrested should be worth some kind of discount.Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolnesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08408150910056369989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-90367285194101208672010-04-20T09:44:15.752-07:002010-04-20T09:44:15.752-07:00I would love to say something clever but I'm t...I would love to say something clever but I'm too busy enjoying the best laugh I've had in weeks!Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16258150805363212464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-41851151311404040502010-04-20T09:09:18.067-07:002010-04-20T09:09:18.067-07:00I think what the world needs are more colors!I think what the world needs are more colors!Sultanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06506141014376919585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-70216044269613893302010-04-20T08:13:01.389-07:002010-04-20T08:13:01.389-07:00The world needs more lerts.
amen, sista! but, i&#...<i>The world needs more lerts.</i><br /><br />amen, sista! but, i'm starting to think we might never see a plane again...volcanic ash, baby! i wonder if it's too late to start thinking about investing in a ship? xoxoxosavannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.com