tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post1970567041054623851..comments2023-11-14T20:29:04.094-08:00Comments on Pearl, Why You Little...: The Third Round Involves Answering Using Helium-Balloon VoicesPearlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-86433643557557699252012-12-16T19:38:07.625-08:002012-12-16T19:38:07.625-08:00Gee, this DOES sound like a real "wiener.&quo...Gee, this DOES sound like a real "wiener." But alas, I'm a tad too gullible to make it to the fun round with the helium. Would you believe I still have a gadget I bought back in the '60s that's guaranteed to give ya a bigger bosom? Heck, it's probably a real collector's item by now. (Um, it doesn't work...)Susan Flett Swiderskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09425315552148200073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-10150720432269583782012-12-16T05:12:05.340-08:002012-12-16T05:12:05.340-08:00I love it!
Now for the Asian version.
"I jus...I love it!<br />Now for the Asian version.<br /><br />"I just walked three hours from my village to sell you this crummy wooden handicraft. It's from Papua, really it is, and if you don't buy it, I won't have enough money to get home tonight."<br /><br />"We have to check all the LPG tanks in this neighborhood. Please, initial this clipboard. Thank you. [That was where they got me.] Now, your LPG tank probably has a dangerous leak that can be fixed if you buy this widget from us. If you'll let us in, we can demonstrate the leak by causing a giant fireball in your kitchen."<br /><br />"I'm going to need a C-section because [insert overly graphic details]. I have to have the full cost ready beforehand, because if I can't pay, they won't let me leave the hospital until I do."<br /><br />Surprise! That last one was true.Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10634638112433848876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-34583886554151084562012-12-16T00:13:11.201-08:002012-12-16T00:13:11.201-08:00I'm way too easily fooled and would lose every...I'm way too easily fooled and would lose every round, so I'll stay in the audience, thanks. Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-23848146831253931532012-12-16T00:07:56.111-08:002012-12-16T00:07:56.111-08:00If you've ever had your reluctors loosened, yo...If you've ever had your reluctors loosened, you don't easily forget it. I would totally go along with the mechanic. I would win, win, win! Unless the object is to not lose all your money. Then, maybe not.Murr Brewsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03422638986410813520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-70957037032481842792012-12-16T00:03:35.005-08:002012-12-16T00:03:35.005-08:00Im not good at game shows, I had the chance once b...Im not good at game shows, I had the chance once but the first question got me... Whats your name? Who knew they'd go straight to the hard ones...Tempohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01023337124226272532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-88290962907363295902012-12-15T21:59:22.669-08:002012-12-15T21:59:22.669-08:00This game has caused me to step back and consider ...This game has caused me to step back and consider my life more objectively and to allow that I might once or twice have been taken...<br /><br />not the least of which was the time I stood at midnight on Hennepin Ave, having dashed out of The Saloon to catch the last bus home, only to find myself standing the rain, too late. Should I not have listened to the nice man when he came up and said, "Honey, sugar as sweet as you is gonna melt in this rain"?Jocelynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03227519811818290510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-73814950950676301292012-12-15T20:02:55.468-08:002012-12-15T20:02:55.468-08:00I believe I've been in training for “They Neve...I believe I've been in training for “They Never Saw It Coming” since childhood. But what if Depp has an outie?Geo.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16221314320558128986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-26282705963775692472012-12-15T19:11:30.475-08:002012-12-15T19:11:30.475-08:00Hmmmmm...Johnny Depp's naval. I would rather ...Hmmmmm...Johnny Depp's naval. I would rather put whip cream on him with a cheery on top and work my way through. <br />Rose Lhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07180873324576064516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-42791166311725371082012-12-15T18:25:22.301-08:002012-12-15T18:25:22.301-08:00 You lost me on the first clue!!! You lost me on the first clue!!!Redhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17996243850279671523noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-52739968037959013222012-12-15T14:57:55.060-08:002012-12-15T14:57:55.060-08:00I believe everything. Everything. I'll lose,...I believe everything. Everything. I'll lose, for sure.Stephaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00420841652300294215noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-89906254424572289292012-12-15T12:58:29.919-08:002012-12-15T12:58:29.919-08:00The tiny margharitas (and their glass) have no cha...The tiny margharitas (and their glass) have no charm, but the game would assuredly be a winner. Sadly, not by me.Elephant's Childhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06650565833097914052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-60532237121738718062012-12-15T12:48:05.449-08:002012-12-15T12:48:05.449-08:00Sounds like a winner to me!Sounds like a winner to me!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-5341056415869089222012-12-15T12:34:43.784-08:002012-12-15T12:34:43.784-08:00Oh no, you mean I shouldn't have given the mec...Oh no, you mean I shouldn't have given the mechanic my credit card number? <br /><br />PS Just received The Second Book of Pearl. Can't wait to read it.<br /><br />xoRobynRawknrobyn.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15997241410192066577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-39546352112069272262012-12-15T11:35:57.674-08:002012-12-15T11:35:57.674-08:00This morning being in a particularly dispirited mo...This morning being in a particularly dispirited move I must say I think the liar in the room is the National Rifle Association. <br />On a positive note thanks for stopping by Troutbirder...:)troutbirderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14087811292280881959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-67322645855779519912012-12-15T11:33:49.446-08:002012-12-15T11:33:49.446-08:00my dear Pearl, you are like an imaginative, very b...my dear Pearl, you are like an imaginative, very bright child. Every so often I tiptoe by your door to hear what game you are playing. You never fail to amuse!<br /><br />Weekend Aloha from Honolulu<br /><a href="http://comfortspiral.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">Comfort Spiral</a><br /> ~ > < } } ( ° ><br /> > < } } ( ° ><br />Cloudiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05853753108637831069noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-28934294911221608542012-12-15T11:18:57.466-08:002012-12-15T11:18:57.466-08:00I just want to watch--especially the third round w...I just want to watch--especially the third round with the helium-balloon voices. That would certainly make any show a weiner and gar-an-tee Johnny Depp navel sipping for the program writer. Just don't hug and say good-bye too soon. We need you here too.<br /><br />'Scuse me. I'm off to buy some of that stuff that promises to help me drop ten pounds in the next week.Leeniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01727110457175006535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-89556114600071563292012-12-15T11:09:56.158-08:002012-12-15T11:09:56.158-08:00Pearl, I think you would drink blinker fluid out o...Pearl, I think you would drink blinker fluid out of Johnny Depp’s navel given the chance. Myself I don't touch the stuff but slide a can of dirty oil over and I can't resist.Bill Lislemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15187273560129198423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-27049057170739762892012-12-15T11:08:42.003-08:002012-12-15T11:08:42.003-08:00I'm thinking this would be a hit. Not many peo...I'm thinking this would be a hit. Not many people would get past the first round. I know I wouldn't. jenny_ohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15475480579733466963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-85760213215556178212012-12-15T07:52:47.088-08:002012-12-15T07:52:47.088-08:00And count ME in for the round with the claim on th...And count ME in for the round with the claim on the hair dye box: 100% gray coverage.Sioux Roslawskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17924021828536277618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-36850360634226847692012-12-15T07:47:55.815-08:002012-12-15T07:47:55.815-08:00Oh, the round with the eye creams from the fountai...Oh, the round with the eye creams from the fountain of youth? Count me out for that one. <br /><br />Damn eternal cantelope juice and all super models. Chantelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10324845550553743658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-57217863781388131002012-12-15T07:22:51.414-08:002012-12-15T07:22:51.414-08:00the mechanic lost me when he started muttering abo...the mechanic lost me when he started muttering about the frammis not relating to the rackafratz. I picked up the car, lost the mechanic, kept the delightful new vocabulary. <br /><br />And the check for the new book is in the mail.wellfedfredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07118802089389931227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-1996090311482624472012-12-15T07:14:09.812-08:002012-12-15T07:14:09.812-08:00Wow! Talk about coincidences... I had to replace m...Wow! Talk about coincidences... I had to replace my blinker fluid <b>and</b> my reluctors on the same day just last week.Douglashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09752593286034877538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1060614279393262320.post-52678803897353340652012-12-15T07:09:32.615-08:002012-12-15T07:09:32.615-08:00I'm a lousy judge of character....I'd prob...I'm a lousy judge of character....I'd probably give him my credit card number.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com