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Monday, December 15, 2014

And Now, For Something Ever-So-Slightly Different

Hello, everyone.

Pearl is experiencing issues, as in holy-hannah-there-isn't-enough-hours-in-the-day kind of issues, leading to stomach problems, headaches, and the increasingly tempting thought of whisky shots followed by hard cider chasers.

/sigh/

I will be back in the new year.

Until then, wear boots where appropriate.

Hugs and Kisses,

Pearl

33 comments:

Simply Suthern said...

Hope all works out for you.
I'll just look forward to the new year.

Linda O'Connell said...

Woman, you deserve a break. Hope your hiatus involves a beach and not a hospital. Feel better soon.

joeh said...

Feel better!

Delores said...

Life gets like that sometimes.....look after yourself and take it easy on those shots. If we don't hear from you before Christmas have yourself a wonderful holiday.

Buttons said...

Take care of yourself Pearl and Enjoy the holidays. HUG B

Silliyak said...

Overcome with glibness, I present...
http://youtu.be/9AFf0ysgNiM

George Turnbull said...

Issues my bum!
You're already drunk, ain't ya?

Shelly said...

Come south, my friend! Follow the geese to where it's warm (83 yesterday) the sand ready for toes digging into it, and where you can breathe deeply...

Indigo Roth said...

Stress free holiday! Make it so!

Gigi said...

Keeping you in my thoughts.

Jono said...

Do take care of yourself and we will see you soon enough.

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Well, 'tis the season to be vacated, so you just do that my dear and come back to us ready and running! ((((((hugs)))))) and very best wishes for the New... YAM xx

savannah said...

Be well, sweet pea! We'll be here when you come back! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! xoxoxox


p.s. want some of the drunken Christmas Cake? ;)

vanilla said...

Please may the rest bring healing to your body and spirit. Merry Christmas!

Ms Scarlet said...

Take care, Pearly Pegs! Have a wonderful Christmas and New Year... and please keep an eye on Wendy House!
Sxx

jenny_o said...

I applaud you for knowing when things aren't working for you and doing something differently. We all need to learn how to do that. Please have yourself a merry little yuletide and happy new year, Pearl ... with less stress and more gravy :)

Geo. said...

I look forward to the new year and the pleasure of your renewed company. Best wishes to you, Pearl.

Elephant's Child said...

I hope you find those missing hours and/or the shots.
You will be missed - and welcomed back.

BLissed-Out Grandma said...

Oh, I wish it weren't so! Feel better soon, please, and enjoy the holidays in a relaxed way, not a high-stress way. I'm told that is possible.

Catalyst/Taylor said...

Argggghhh! Yours is the second post I've read today about someone taking off from their blog. I hope you will be back in the New Year with joy and your usual reckless abandon.

fishducky said...

I don't comment often, but I DO enjoy your posts regularly--I'll miss you!!

Perpetua said...

Take care, enjoy your break and we'll be here when you're ready.

Sioux said...

Pearl--You deserve a break, although your billions and billions (said Carl Sagan) of followers will miss your posts.

I hope everything works out well for you...

Eva Gallant said...

You will be missed! Happy Holidays to you and Liza Bean Bitey and Dolly G!

Launna said...

Enjoy your break Pearl, we will all be here when you get back... I know about not having enough time in the day... Have a Merry Christmas xox

sage said...

When I'm out on the water, sailing in 70+ degree weather, I'll think about Pearl and her boots and may even offer a toast to her when we "re-hydrate" afterwards! We'll miss you!

Suldog said...

Well, shoot, 'tis the season, I guess. MY WIFE and I have come down with our annual Christmas colds. Hope you feel better soon - and/or get whatever you need - and I look forward to more wit in 2015.

chickensconsigliere said...

I will if you will, Pearl! Have a nice break.

Austan said...

Always choose whisky, Pearl. Unless you can choose George Clooney, then choose George Clooney.

Watson said...

Hope you are soon feeling better Pearl, and can enjoy the holidays. Will miss you, sending hugs and wishes for a great 2015
love from Barbara and Watson

Joanna Jenkins said...

Hi Pearly,
Tis the season for not having enough hours in the day!
Have a great holiday and find some time for yourself.
xoxo
jj

Daisy said...

I'm so sorry to hear you aren't feeling well! I hope you feel better soon. Hugs to you!

Rose Blackthorn said...

Merry Christmas to you and the kitties!

Lots of love darling!
xxx