Sometimes, nothing
happens. And sometimes, it seems that
everything happens at once. For the next
several Fridays, I’m going to be posting on my recent time at a bus stop in Minneapolis. Having missed one bus by mere minutes – there
it goes! – I stood and waited for almost 30 minutes for the next one.
Come stand next to me,
won’t you, and we’ll wait together.
I’d gone to George’s directly after work, part of one of
those “I need to see you” aspects of a true friendship; and now, the light
about 30 minutes from failing, I am standing on the corner, ready to go home.
I take a good look around.
This is certainly a
savory little area, I think.
A blend of small, home-y restaurants, bars with four-hour
Happy Hours, people shouting into cell phones, there are taxis and buses and
dog walkers and children.
It is not until around 6:00 that the demographics begin to
change.
Dressed in an olive-colored pencil skirt, an amethyst shirt,
cream fitted jacket and black heels, I do not stand out downtown, but with the
traffic beginning to thin on this Tuesday afternoon, I am beginning to stand
out at the bus stop in front of the McDonald’s.
A man in a Scarface jacket, pants belted around his knees
waddles past me. He is slender, young,
his hair plaited into exuberant braids, a Medusa in the Hood look that not
everyone can carry off. He pulls fries
out of what seems to be an endless bag of fries.
I lick my lips.
My visit to George’s had not included dinner.
I watch his hand dip into the McDonald’s bag. I watch enviously.
I consider asking for a fry.
I consider asking for a fry.
I remember that I have a bit of string cheese in my lunch
bag.
It’s amazing how often I have string cheese in my lunch bag.
I set my purse down on the bus stop bench, start digging
for the cheese. Out of the corner
of my eye, Braid-y backs away from me.
Hmm. Plastic bag, big
Tupperware, little Tupperware, stray dollar bill, the packet of vitamins I had
forgotten to take – there it is!
Triumphant, I pull the cheese out of the bag.
I look up to find the young man with the braids staring at
me, a cluster of fries in his hand, forgotten.
What had he thought I was digging for?
I grin sheepishly at him, hold the cheese up. “String cheese,” I say.
Smiling, the man with the fries shakes his head, wanders to
the other end of the bus stop.
There’s some weird people waitin’ for the bus.
29 comments:
Oh fry man and cheese string girl had a moment I love it:) B
Weirdo. You, I mean. ;)
Yep, at least two.
I figure at any given moment I may be the weird one. :-)
I wonder if he went home and wrote on his blog about the lady at the bus stop who scared him by pulling a string cheese on him. :D Happy weekend to you, Pearl!
Given the right conditions.....
Daisy, HA! Good point. :-)
If that was fries in your bag, no telling how this story might have ended.
Good one Daisy!
Give me string cheese and I can conquer the world.
is that string cheese in your purse or are you just happy to see me?
I suppose you made the wrong guess about him and cheese.
What is it about women in Minnesota having string cheese in their purse? I have seen this scenario play out regularly since moving here decades ago. I came from out Philadelphia way and it was more common to see cream cheese there. I may have to pursue some research.
String cheese is a great go to. Trouble is, I never carry a bag.
Haha... to cute... really makes you wonder about people sometimes... actually all the time... :-/
Hari OM
.......okay, I am trying to work out what kind of cheese comes in or on strings....
Weird. YAM xx
If I were you, I would manage to fingerprint your bus companions, just for safety's sake.
oooooo.....scary!!!!! This is a comment on where we have gotten to today: terrorism at the Bus Stop.
You have great powers of observation. There's some great people watching at bus stops or airports. I'm not sure if the guy with French fries or the lady with string cheese would have been more fun to observe. The interaction was pretty classic, though.
String cheese? What is it? Please. My mind is stuck on it.
Oh my gosh...the people you can encounter at the bus stop. Geeze. It's not safe anywhere...who knew what YOU could have pulled out of your purse.
Funniest thing I've read in a long time. Keep up the good {funny} work!
Suz
To Yamini and Elephant's Child:
String cheese is just a different way to cut cheese for packaging to a (mostly youthful - hear that, Pearl?!) market. The cheese looks like a solid mass but you can peel narrow "strings" one at a time away from their brethren. Makes eating it fun! And it doesn't get in your teeth quite like biting into a big hunk of it. Hope that helps!
Hari OM
...Jenny-O (Pearl) - got ya.
But it's still weird!! &*<>
I have never in my life carried cheese in my bag. Chocolate, yes.
Hmm, pepper spray or Taser? Youre looking at a bloke who's probably had both aimed at him before...
Two types and bus stops.
Upright
decently dressed
pillars of the working world,
who look like an
aloof Republican,
but are like the
democratic stringy cheese
they carry in their minds,
as they
involve themselves
with everyone around,
solving problems,
and giving of themselves
in connected streaks,
all together now!
And then
there are those
pretentious ones,
closet Republicans,
with recessive waists,
drop by drop trousers,
economically scarred jackets
and a hundred little braids
pretending to reach out,
while
actually closing their minds
like upright little french fries,
trying to hold up
drooping necks.
Saying,
"No , I wont pass the Fries
in the Bus House,
You can shut down your purse
till the cheese melts...."
Ya never know when someone is going for a gat to get your fresh fries.
Pearl, I so enjoy reading about your bus stop adventure. I, too, almost always have a spare string cheese in my lunch bag. I will most definitely return for next weeks episode. Thank you so much for visiting me. I hope you are having a grand weekend. Bonnie
I guess the obvious is that he, being of braids and low-riding pants, may be thought to be dangerous by many - even if he isn't, at all - so he has learned to be wary of well-dressed women (some quite paranoid, unlike yourself) pulling pepper spray or mace from their purses. It would certainly be a much nicer world if those eating fries and those eating cheese sticks got together more often as you two did.
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