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Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Murrmurrs: How To Keep It Up Forever

Murrmurrs: How To Keep It Up Forever

11 comments:

Simply Suthern said...

Yur spose to call the doctor after 4 hrs.

Charlotte Ann said...

OMG...Thanks Pearl...for a lead to a great read! I'll be reading her daily as I do yours!

klahanie said...

Hey Pearl,

Ah yes, know her well. Even graced my site with a comment about banana slugs. Strangely enough, my posting had nothing to do with banana slugs.

The Blogger's Information Hotline has duly noted it and your amazing site, Pearl.

I'm outta' here.....

Your starstruck fan,

Gary :)

jenny_o said...
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jenny_o said...

You have done a great service for mankind, Pearl. And womankind. And anyone who likes to snort. Plus anyone who has common sense.

*throws daisy petals and small change, 'cause our toonies and loonies would concuss ya*

Murr Brewster said...

I feel like Queen For A Day, only, now that I think about the actual TV program, a lot happier. And I don't need to have any particular reason to bring up banana slugs. See, I just did it again.

Elephant's Child said...

Two of my most favourite bloggers joined at the cyber hip. Love it. Thank you.

HermanTurnip said...

Hey, even those little blue pills tell you to call your doctor if you're still "up" after 12 hours. I can only imagine the pain involved with such a 12 hour ordeal.

jenny_o said...

Mr Turnip! *raps Herman's knuckles with a yardstick, or in this case, with a meter stick* Did you even read the post, sir? Titles can be deceiving :)

River said...

I was over there yesterday, astonished that anyone would think to outlaw sustainability.

the walking man said...

Don't mind me I am just following River.