I like to remind her of the days I stayed home with pink eye or other such childhood crud only to be forced into manual labor.
I'm better now.
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Pearl, Why You Little... for when you've just got to read between 300 and 600 words... Pearl, Why You Little is listed in the blogcatalog where she is surrounded by many other fine blogs.