T’s pretty sure he works with Natalie Portman.
“You know? Princess Amadala?”
Yeah. I know.
“Well she looks just like her. Except 15 pounds heavier. Maybe. Maybe 15 pounds. Anyway, it looks exactly like her.”
This does not surprise me, that T works with Natalie Portman. It was just a couple months ago that he swore he was working with the Zirtec girl.
“You know? The girl on the commercial for Zirtec?”
No, actually I didn’t know, thus ensuring me 20 minutes' description of her physical beauty.
I’ll spare you the descriptions. Oh, Lord.
“I don’t know what’s going on," he says, "but there’s a lot of really hot chicks out there lately. I mean, you should see the office! What does it mean?”
What does it mean?
A. The office hires girls right out of high school who go on to discover how much more they could be making elsewhere and move on after a year or so whereupon a new one is hired: Continual influx of fresh teenagers.
B. T pre-screens restaurants for cute waitresses, visits religiously and rarely tips less than 20%. He is well-loved by those in the service industry.
C. T is not hard on people and has a sense of humor.
D. T might need glasses.
But you know? The more I think about it, the more I think T might be on to something: he sees beautiful women everywhere he looks. How nice is that?
And he works with Natalie Portman.
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