Having the flu is the perfect opportunity to catch up on your reading.
I would like to report that I have spent the time reading Anna Karenina, as I’ve meant to for a couple years now.
I’d like to report that, but that would be lying; and I believe we all know where I stand on that.
I’m against it.
No, no, no. I’ve spent the last three days not only reading the first three Harry Potter books, but I’ve also managed to fit in a viewing of the first Harry Potter video.
I am a veritable fount of Hogwart information over here.
For example, did you know that non-magic folk are referred to as “Muggles”? Did you know Harry could’ve been in the House of Slytherin but he specifically requested that he not be assigned to them? Did you know that Hermione comes off as insufferable initially but when you get to know her you find that she’s both really, really smart but also a true friend?
Did you know that talking to me right now is like talking to a third grader?
If I were at Hogwart’s, I would totally try to be Hermione’s friend.
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