I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows another guy, who can put you in touch with a guy for all of your fun-and-games’ needs.
Fun and games.
Wait. What do you mean, what does that mean? What do you think it means?
No, man. It doesn’t mean that. That’s sick.
I mean I know a guy who can put you in touch with a guy that will come over and be an extra hand at poker, listen to you tell that same worn-out story over and over again, a guy that will play Wii with you until the sun comes up.
That’s right – you can now buy a friend!
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Your wife a sore loser at poker? With Extra Gal, you’ll never have to explain what-beats-what again. Extra Gal knows her games!
Tired of explaining to your folks that being gay is not something you think you’ll grow out of? Why not hire Extra Gal for the holidays?
Extra Guy/Extra Gal come in a wide array of colors, religions, political leanings, and specialties. Need Chick-Flick Guy? Comes with a box of tissues. NASCAR Guy (also available as Drink-‘til-You-Puke Guy) comes with his own cooler.
There’s something for everyone!
Like I said: I know a guy who knows a guy who can put you in touch with another guy.
Seriously, it’s all on the up-and-up.